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Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments of Failure

Most of us will do whatever it takes to avoid doing our actual jobs. For some, it's almost a challenge to see how much we can get away with not doing. Our drive to not do any actual work leads to some impressive "not my job" moments of professional ineptitude. Toilets get installed sideways, billboards get crammed with typos, and things go awry in these "not my job" moments of professional failure.

not my job moments | Repair guy did this combat overheating punching holes in a computer | sign billboard MY BOSS SAID PUT SOMETHING UP
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The purest journey - this video is going to make your heart warm with joy. All the way from egg to hatching to the duckling's first movement and sounds, and the sweet dog is there all the way through it, watching and sniffing, not leaving the duckling's side even at night, making sure to protect this fragile little newborn.

This is one of the gentlest and most careful and loving pups that we've ever seen. Clearly, it understands somehow that this baby is something precious that needs to be protected. And it's obvious that the duckling knows the dog wants nothing but good for it too. Even their snuggles are gentle and loving.

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Entitled Folks With Their Bold Demands

It's a nightmare to deal with the type of person who thinks their rightful place is the front of the line. Entitled people with their outlandish demands are an incredible thing to witness. Their lack of self-reflection and complete confidence is truly a modern marvel. You'd hope entitled people with their audacious demands would eventually get the picture, but it's doubtful.

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45 'Never Again' Tales Ranging From Silly To Very Serious

We've all got our fair share of "never again" moments. Some might be related to debauchery, for example, swearing off tequila after an unfortunate binge-drinking episode back in college. Some may involve moments of staggering stupidity. Other "never agains" might be a little more serious, like refusing to work in a restaurant or in retail. This r/AskReddit thread covers all of those bases and more, with plenty of "facepalm" moments to keep things light. 

People on Reddit share their "Never Again" moments, marriage, dating ,drinking, drugs, silly stories, funny stories, animals, dog walking, poop | one thing made say never fucking again And why? | Feltch_McAvity 8h 314 Awards Attempting catch my dogs shit bag rather than picking up ground. Seemed like good idea. Dog sharted up my arm. Had long walk back home through my neighborhood covered shit. Never again.
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Both Mark Ruffalo and Jared Leto wanted to enjoy New York City Comic Con as plebs rather than geek royalty, so they went incognito in masks to join the festivities. Were you at NYCC? Did you see either of these fellas? Quickly, check your photos for evidence!


That Joker cosplayer is probably having a heart attack right now.

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People Reveal Their 'Facepalm' Moments During Sex

Hollywood has given us some pretty unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like. In the movies, morning breath doesn't exist, girls don't have to pee after sex (I'm sorry, but why doesn't Hollywood factor in UTIs?), and the guy always has a condom in his wallet. But as anyone who has had sex knows, sex in real life can get messy, awkward, and weird. Redditors shared their 'facepalm' moments during sex, which will hopefully make you feel better about your own awkward encounters if you've ever had any. I certainly haven't. 

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Incompetent Manager Tries To Make Employee Work After Firing Them

There are some people and jobs out there that it just feel too good to get away from. In this case it was a tyrannical boss who flouted the rules and tried to make someone work after firing them. Quitting a frustrating situation and having a "screw this, I'm out" moment can lead us to reevaluating ourselves and moving on to something better. Bosses can suck, like this incompetent manager who forbid overtime and had it totally backfire.

bad airline manager fires employee and tries to make them work | Posted by u/geddes_thesea 1 day ago 52 37 E10 Next week going fire oc M Worked shitty airline company. Let's just make up name United Blairlines. At this company they started smaller company could hire and train people run planes, but pay them way less at certain airports. Where my colleagues at other airports were making over $20/hr getting paid $10.25 same- and sometimes more- work honestly would scare know little people who are
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Rare Insults That Creatively Roasted Folks To Oblivion

The internet's always going to have an endless supply of spicy banter. What melts our icy hearts like none other though is when people take the extra time and effort to ensure that their insults are outside the box. You can usually count on some solid comedy gems from the standard YouTube comments section. Someone's seemingly always ready to stir the pot down there. 

A collection of rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion.
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36 Absolute Belters From Scottish Twitter

Awrite meme-lovers! It's time for a hearty dose of Scottish Twitter. We've got a load of hilarious bangers from r/ScottishPeopleTwitter and @Scottish_Tweets—a real goldmine of crude jokes and puzzling slang. Fair warning: some of these tweets are heavy on the Scots, so unless you're from the Highlands, they might make you feel like a wee walloper. 

Funny Memes, Funny Tweets, Scottish Twitter, Scottish Humor, Twitter | marijuana is legalised Scotland cannabis leaves baked in dough | Lewis X @lewisa95 Imagine buying rug looks like pastry Greggs Love my new rug
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A mom finds out that Robert Downey Jr. is filming in their area and has a son who is a big Iron Man fan. So she brings him to where they were shooting, thinking she'll get Awesome Mom points, and says, "Here's Iron Man!". . . only to have her kid burst into tears upon merely seeing Robert Downey Jr.

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Memes Showing The Different Parenting Styles Of Moms And Dads

Both moms and dads try their hardest to be great parents, but their approaches can be totally different. There's usually one laid back parent in each family, aka the 'good cop' who makes their kids go to the other parent for permission to do anything because they are too chill to care. But then there's the other parent who knows how to unleash hell at the slightest whiff of trouble. Meet 'bad cop'. We're not saying one is better than the other; you need both to balance the other out. But these memes speak for themselves when it comes to the differences between mom and dad parenting techniques.

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Pun Business Names That Really Went For It

Does a business with a funny name make it a better business? Honestly, no. And in some case, like going to a chiropractor with a silly name would probably feel like a deal breaker. Who in this world wants their spine guy to be full of dad jokes? That said we can't fault these entrepreneurs for hinging the success of their business on a silly name they thought of.

business names that are puns | THORASSIC PARK 21ST CENTURY CHIROPRACTIC Jurassic park | PLANET GRAPES WINES SPIRITS 020 7405 4912 NETOFTHEGRAPES.CO.UK Planet of the apes
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Un-Fun Facts to Quote Around Respected Colleagues

Knowledge is power, and some weird knowledge has the power to alienate strangers. Knowing how bleak, desolate, painful and precarious the world is can be a lot to handle, but it might make people think you're smart. That's kinda cool, right? Some facts are too sad, which is why it also helps to know wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.

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