When your musical audience is a wild fox, you must be living right.

Maybe have some responsibility for your own children?

Get it on.

Someone fire these barbers

“You think it's funny to let your girlfriend flirt with strangers for your drinks and you get a roofietini."

Handsome and humble

A cautionary tale about handling car accidents "off the record".

Even smart people make horny mistakes.

From both men & women—it's really the only reason to even be on Hinge these days.

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…

Shitposters, rejoice. We've got another highly exploitable and highly deep fry-able meme format to play around with - and it weirdly, brilliantly, and ironically features Peter Griffin of Family Guy and Cloud Strife of FFVII fame. While it may seem like an odd pairing of animated characters, the format just works. In the image, Cloud is standing over a clearly ailing Peter Griffin, who seems to be unconscious and relying on oxygen. Its creator, Bodko, posted the amusing depiction to Twitter in…

Now we've got bad blood