I want what they have

It's important to choose one's words carefully, especially when those words are the only thing standing between some thirsty grunts and their choice of drink after a long hard day. This is a classic instance of malicious compliance being executed, where the number of something has been specified, but the size of each item has not. Another instance where this same premise plays out might be a parent telling their child that they can have “just one” candy bar before the child returns with the lar…

I don't know about you, but my perception of time and how it passes has been pretty wonky as of late. Spending these long hours sitting in front of my laptop as I get older and not wiser, the absolute weight of existence. It's all starting to take its toll. The sad truth, though, is we never owned any of this time to begin with. After you consider your fast-paced career, soul-crushing responsibilities like, uh, chores, and the bare minimum of caring for our families (or pets), there's a pretty…

The most romantic day of the year has arrived, and with it, fresh memes!

From obvious lookalikes like 'Bear in the Big Blue House' to more obscure ones like Garth from 'Wayne's World,' this dog somehow looks like so many beloved characters.

They are so cute and fluffy and purrr-fect!

This job-seeker was offered a job interview — so how did they end up in a webinar with hundreds of other people ? U/LivingStCelestine thought everything was going well as they talked to a recruiter about a job listing. The OP requested a virtual time slot to meet with this person about a management job, and it seemed like they were set up for a 6PM interview. However, when they turned up in the Zoom meeting , they got a terrible surprise. It's so unfortunate the lengths companies would go throu…

DC Comics has, famously, declared that Batman doesn’t eat p****. That’s because, “It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.” So, they’re not morally opposed to it, per se. But it’s money, not morality, that drives these storylines – and that’s always been the case. It just so happens that, decades ago, the best way to sell comics was to explore the romantic, sexual taboos that teenage boys found intriguing. And that's what we're exploring on this very specia l Valentine's…

Please excuse me while I have a conference with my other personalities...

It's not easy being so friggin' cute, but dogs sure know how to do it. Seriously, if you're a dog parent you know. They could get into the trash, chew up every thing you own, fart in your face, or even eat your meal right off of your table and you might get mad, but let's be honest, you can't resist that cute pup face. It doesn't matter how old a dog is, they can still slay some puppy dog eyes and you're just under their control. If you're a puppy parent who spoils their pup to no end, then you…

Paw of Doom has entered the chat, decorative items are now in danger.

In case you hadn't heard, it's Valentine's Day, which means everyone has thoughts, hot takes, and memes to share.

If you've ever scrolled through subreddits like r/AmITheAsshole, you might have noticed that there are way too many examples of spouses choosing their controlling parents ' needs over their partner's . But once in a while you come across a refreshing instance of someone standing by their significant other, even in the face of an entitled in-law from hell. When u/dadof2throwWay 's mother decided to throw away his pregnant wife's rotisserie chicken (that she'd been craving for days), he wasn't ab…

The heart wants what the heart wants—and they want ATTENTION.

When the animals are happy, everyone is happy!

Whaaaat now