Warning: Some of these sexy memesare decidedly NSFW! And they're probably not for people who identify as "vanilla". These memes are for the true freaks.
Gordon Ramsey would approve. Move over Ratatouille, this adorable British shorthair is taking the cooking world by storm!
Meet Chang An! A star on the rise in China's Fujian province. Chang An's owner started posting these adorable videos, and super relaxing videos, of his cat "cooking" back in 2019. In the videos, Chang An prepares drinks, cooks full-on dishes, and even bakes! With those adorable paws stirring up the pot, and flipping eggs, it's no wonder that Chang An quickly rose to internet stardom! Not only does each dish look absolutely scrumptious, but it's also all told from the POV of a cat.
Who in the world wouldn't love that? And if there is someone out there that doesn't, we don't want to meet them!
We always love a little good old cultures clash on Tumblr. So, comparing Hershey's chocolate to any chocolate sold back in England is a grave, mortal sin. Duly noted. Also, that whole bit about how the Brits call it "maths" while Americans call it math was a trip. If you enjoyed these funny Tumblr moments, check out this Twitter thread where cultures clash over canned chicken.
Since last week's Weekly Celebrity Diary, the world of celebs has been a happening place. Between Hailey Beiber getting a "J" tattoo on her finger (yes, we get it, you're married to Justin Beiber) and Kris Jenner making yet another asinine comment, we've got it all here for you, in this week's diary. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a weekly parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. It's a summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike, while you are busy living your best life (Or your worst. We won't judge.) And here's last week's diary, in case you missed it.
World War II was a horrible, bloody, and dramatic period of time for pretty much the entire world. The atrocities that occurred are many. As is the case with most controversial and offensive times in history, the war has spawned some almost shamefully spicy and dank history memes. Here are some of our favorites.
All we're missing in this story about a Karen racking up a disgusting $16K cell phone bill while on vacation in some remote island, is a picture of what Karen's face looked like when she learned she was only being given $25 in credit toward the bill. Mind you, this is $25 in credit compared to the thousands ($14K) she was previously offered by a tremendously helpful call center employee. But no, Karen got unbelievably greedy (if not fraudulent), and rejected the kindness being shown to her. Suffice to say, she certainly paid the price.
As cities begin to open up their businesses and offices after months of lockdown, many of us are getting new jobs or returning to old ones. A lot of people had to work straight through this lockdown hell. No one wants to work 40+ hours a week for a wage that barely covers living expenses, but during a global pandemic our options start to wane and we all gotta power through to get that bread. Unless you're Jeff Bezos or something, these memes about the woes of work-life might deeply resonate with you. We recommend scrolling through these memes while pooping on the clock for a truly cathartic experience.
The world of Tumblr is filled with rabbit holes and strange, yet hilarious observations about this strange thing we called existence. If you haven't gotten lost in a Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't really a color, or maybe fallen down a different rabbit hole that was all about the scary monster plant that is Kudzu, then you clearly haven't really lived yet.
So here's something that you don't see every day, especially on Instagram. Meet Mark Bryan, the "straight, happily married guy that loves Porsche's, beautiful women, and incorporating high heels and skirts into my daily wardrobe." Now, of course, anyone can wear whatever they like, but personally, as someone who can't walk in heels, why anyone would put themselves through that absolutely necessary is beyond me. But you do you! This is a judgment-free zone, and I say wear whatever makes you happy, whichever gender you are.
One does not simply become president, without generating some Trump memes.
15 Trump memes mixed in with about a dozen or so Trump GIFs -so as to cushion the impact some of these may have on our more sensitive readers. Whether you love him or hate him, you've gotta admit that Donald Trump is incredibly meme material.
Need more Trump memes? There's an abundance of Trump memes available at your disposal, such as Trump's Space Force memes or Hilarious Trump Space force memes which was related to announcing that America will be militarizing space, or the awkward memes of Trump staring at a solar eclipse or Memes of Awkward Obama/Trump Interactions. Or wax nostalgic with photoshop memes of Trump's Executive Orders which were changed to look like a variety of hilarious scenarios that Trump has just signed. And for a simpler, more sophisticated laugh, try the Trump and Kim memes that really have a nice subtle nuance to their humor.
Donald Trump seems to be a magnet for being the subject of memes, and it really is not slowing down. Not much anyone can do to stop it so might as well sit back and laugh, regardless of where you stand politically
Some people are blinded by their own entitlement to such an extent that it's generally impossible to reason with them. This conversation was clearly destined to go nowhere from the start. The choosing beggar came out waving all the red flags. Also, the whole delivery demand situation was truly mind boggling.
Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more unhinged, if you log on to Twitter right now, you'll find that 'Zoom Dick' is one of the top trending topics. And yes, it's pretty much what it sounds like. According to VICE, the New Yorker has suspended CNN reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he whipped it out during a Zoom meeting with his colleagues. Toobin claims the indecent exposure was accidental, believing his camera was off at the time. Yikes.
Many on Twitter are lamenting the fact that we'll have to add 'Zoom Dick Incident' to the big, fat 2020 history books, while others are embracing the absurd event as a distraction from global pandemic, ceaseless wildfires, and electoral shit-shows. To be honest, we're pretty surprised something like this hasn't already happened at this point. Here's how people on Twitter are reacting to The Great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020.