This Twitter thread goes all in on the nostalgia. Careful, it might hit you right in the childhood. But hey, it's fun to relive the times of the past, and remember just how far you've come in this long and strange trip.
We could all use an extra bit of doggo goodness in our lives these days! Just a bit of fluff to calm the ruff!
Nothing brings the smiles as much as cute animals doing cute things. It will win every single time. And we do not mind in the slightest!
So if you're feeling blue, we hope these doggo gifs help bring you some warmth and happiness. And if you want another doggo-filled boost, we've got that too!
Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: it's this week's Dank Drop! In typical 2020 fashion, this installment contains lots of apocalyptic content. And we don't expect that to change any time soon! Click here for last week's Dank Drop!
Andoni Bastarrika is a self-taught, Spanish street artist who has been creating the most incredible and realistic sand sculptures for the past ten years. Bastarrika works anywhere between six to twelve hours creating each sculpture and uses between 1,100 lb and 3,300 lb of sand for each one. Once they are complete, he leaves them to be enjoyed by the public before the wind takes them away. From animals to mermaids, Bastarrika's sculptures are mesmerizing and intricate and you can enjoy a selection of them below.
If you've noticed that people onTwitter debating the creation of sex, you'd best believe there's nothing scientific about their hypotheses. Earlier this week, @livingforjc tweeted that "Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating". The musing from this obviously religious account quickly became fodder for our new favorite Twitter meme. People have been riffing on the purity-driven tweet by claiming that sex was invented by their favorite musicians (One Direction is extremely present in this meme), or, say, by the extremely horny God Zeus. Most of these tweets are gold, but we've put together the cream of the crop for you to sift through.
Kevin the cat describes himself on his Twitter account as a "free-thinking wheel of provolone cheese who's just looking for his place in the universe".
Well, he has some amusing insights for you.
Sometimes it's satisfying when someone proves themselves wrong, other times it's kind of pitiful. Really it depends on the stakes. There are times when you can feel like you're talking to an idiot, and there are times, like these dumb questions people have been asked, when they prove it themselves.
Austin Texas' El Arroyo restaurant is well-known for serving up tasty Mexican food, but they're more famous for their sign. It's an ever-changing roster of jokes that range from sarcastic to full-ondad humor. You'll find pictures in meme galleries everywhere, and they update their archivedaily.
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For those unaware, Pokémon GO has all but taken over the planet at this point. Phone batteries everywhere have taken a devastating hit. People wander the streets with lifeless eyes, tired legs (still getting used to the whole walking everywhere thing) on the hunt for another Magikarp (cause you need like 500 of those to get a damn Gyarados).
Seriously. Go outside, look around, and catch at least a dozen folks committed to leveling up, catching 'em all, and hitting every f**king Poké Stop between here and Narnia, while on their way to a potentially perpetual state of unemployment. Like some of us really should be getting back to work at this point...
And now to the hot topic of the day: when you first start up with this game, you've the option to side with Team Instinct, Valor, or Mystic:
Well, an inspired piece of banner artwork from DeviantArt’s Seoxys6 is serving as the rallying point for players out there that have grown tired of the senseless hostility between players on different teams. Team Harmony's message goes:
“Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightning lest these three Titans wreck destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water’s Great Guardian shall arise to quell the fighting alone its song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to ash. O, Chosen One, into thine hands bring together all three.”
Can this new, 'unofficial' team put an end to all the animosity, or nah? I appreciate the nod to the pokémon storyline -- in the movie Ash and friends have to do something with Lugia in order to restore order between the three legendary birds, Zapdos, Articuno, and Moltres.
I don't know though; these reactions suggest we might yet be on an endless quest to attain peace between competing factions....
They say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but a Reddit thread has revealed that this is, in fact, definitely not true. People are sharing the stupid questions they've been asked over the years, and there are some real shockers in there. Scroll through some of the best ones below and be amazed at people's utter stupidity.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going on the ways that workers managed to get their bosses fired. The workplace can stir up some serious dramas, and sometimes people need to go, regardless of their positions in a company. These cases blend together all kinds of satisfying tales that sometimes border on those cases of pro revenge that we've come to enjoy.
Ready to smile? Each week we are featuring the newly adopted pets of the week! Is there a lovelier sight than an animal being adopted?! We wholeheartedly thank those who have adopted, providing animals with a loving, comfortable, and warm home. There's literally nothing better.
For those of you who are thinking about getting a pet, just remember; adopt, don't shop.
If you recently adopted a pet, shoot us an email to be featured in next weeks list!
Man, oh, man, this tale of revenge really highlights how nasty and conniving the inner workings of a sorority (or fraternity) can be. People can get caught up in judging each other and one upping each other, and chasing that social power, to such an extent that they end up acting like total cruel animals. In this case, it's nice to see the mean hierarchy was dismantled.
If there's one thing we can garner from both real life and the internet, it's that animals are absolutely better than humans. Frankly, we don't deserve them. As pets, they help us with hard times. In the wild, they both humble us and give us something to admire. And in these memes, comics, and shitposts, they're still able to lift our spirits and turn our frowns upside down.
