Anyone who has ever worked a customer service gig knows that it comes with all kinds of harrowing experiences where you're unfortunately forced to deal with people that decide it's okay to leave their moral compasses at home, before they go shopping. The amount of patience that you can be forced to exercise when working a retail job is nothing short of obscene. Hopefully these grim snapshots of customers being terrible doesn't ring any bells for you. 

Happy Monday, meme freaks! If you've got some time to spare before sinking into the despair of yet another work week, how about you join us and indulge in some tasty memes. Scroll through 'em while you eat your cereal or laugh about 'em on your morning commute—the great thing about memes is that they don't take much effort to enjoy and certainly don't require a lot of your time. We've got just the batch of dankness for your Monday morning grind.

If you've ever slept next to someone who talks in their sleep, you'll know how utterly terrifying (but also hilarious) it can be. Seeing someone suddenly sit up straight in a zombie-like trance, eyes open, and utter total nonsense is not only terrifying but can be annoying, especially if it's woken you up. But all-in-all, it's more funny, than anything else, and these people are proving that by sharing the funniest things they've heard other people say in their sleep.

Some animals are born a little different than others - like Memphis, the cat born with two noses who's twice as beautiful or Zeus, the blind owl whose eyes look like galaxies. Being different doesn't mean being worse, these animals prove that already. The newest imperfectly perfect animal that we've come across is Aslan - the rescued cat who was born with 4 ears and has finally found his forever home.

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Most NDAs are extremely boring. Like you have to agree to not disclose that your paper company has been fraudulently selling "eggshell" colored paper as "white." Other times you learn some about some murky secrets of various industries, or abandoned projects like "General Mills tried to make a beef-based breakfast cereal" or something. But that's just a fictional example. General Mills didn't try to make a beef-based cereal. Unless they did try to do that recently and people had to sign something saying they wouldn't talk about it. Anyone up for a big bowl of Steer-ios?

Gordon Ramsay's theatrics sometimes make him seem like a dick. But he really just wants the best for people. It's tough love, and a lot of it goes after sus food served by people on any of his shows. Our personal favorite, Kitchen Nightmares, is chock full of his special brand of foul-mouthed exasperation. Thanks to the horrors of the internet, we've just dug up some food pics that would make him go from zero to a hundred. Heinous cookies. Aspic abominations. And, of course, some culinary combinations that have no place anywhere but hell. 

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for being able to so aptly sum up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting in only 280 characters or less. We all know how much men love to complain (the term 'man flu' didn't make itself up!), so we might as well laugh at their attempts to gain sympathy. Here are the funniest dad tweets we saw this week for you to scroll through and laugh at. 

There are times when we feel stupid. Maybe we forgot to put the pot under the coffee maker before turning it on. Maybe we accidentally microwaved something metal, plastic or living. But if there's one thing that makes us feel a little less stupid, it's seeing the goofs and blunders of people doing way more stupid things than us. Those facepalm moments of human moronitude may be setting humanity back a few thousand years, but they boost our self esteem for a few fleeting moments, and that's completely worth it.

We love dad jokes. We also love bad jokes. Why? Because sometimes they're just so bad that they're good. The eye-rolling they induce, the moans and groans. "So bad it's good" humor isn't just relegated to dads and other punsmiths. There's an entire subreddit, called r/comedyheaven, that solely exists as an archive of content that's "so bad, it's ascended." The community shares everything from text screenshots to movie reviews and news headlines. And they're all deliciously weird, cringey, and oddly hilarious. 

Facebook, and the internet in general, is a big wide world of weirdos. Seriously, if you dive deep enough, you can find some things that make you question everything you thought you knew about the sanity of humankind. Actually, you don't have to dig that deep; sometimes, the weird things are right there on the surface. Like these posts found on some Facebook groups for moms. Seriously, what are these women on?!