Those brunch and lunch and dinner rushes can get extremely busy out of nowhere. As a server, one moment you might find yourself trying to waste away the time left on your shift by folding a mountain of forks, spoons, and knives into beds of napkins, and the next moment you might find a literal tidal wave of hungry and impatient customers stampeding through the restaurant's door. It can pay off if you're already naturally inclined to keep cool under pressure, because it's only a matter of time before someone stages a full on temper tantrum in a restaurant. In this case though, it sounds like the chef was really just trying to make the correct moves based off the information they had. The ball kind of falls back in the server's court for failing to tell the chef exactly who needed the modified dish. 

We would all much rather do our business from the comforts of our home bathroom, alas, we can't enjoy the coziness of our own bathrooms. Sometimes, we gotta get a little bit out of our comfort zone. Apparently, some people have no idea how to behave in a public restroom. A recent AskMen subreddit thread exposed all the crazy and disgusting things people have experienced in public restrooms, and it makes us never want to go on a road trip again. On second thought, it makes us never want to leave the house again. Scroll down for these bathroom horror stories. 

Get enough technology-phobic people involved in a profitable industry, and boy you've got yourself a recipe for wasteful shenanigans like this tale of an employee who traveled thousands of miles to fix a printer on Christmas. As long as someone else's incompetence and wastefulness ends in your own impromptu vacation, things aren't too bad. For some more rare pleasantness from the world of IT, here's a wholesome IT bro who fixed a guy's destroyed laptop.

We were all head over heels for Edward Cullen back in the day, but looking back, the dude was hella creepy. Watching Bella while she slept? No thanks, I'll pass! Even though we're all over the toxic, possessive boyfriend in books, none of us would actually stand for that sh*t IRL. In a recent ASkWomen subreddit thread, women discuss what they're super into in books, but are total red flags in reality. Scroll down to see all the toxic tropes they brought up. 

Language and memes have a lot in common if you think about it. They're both important communication tools. Both are ever-changing foundations of contemporary culture. Both often require some context to better understand their nuances. It makes total sense that a linguist might be interested in image macros. Memes sort of function as a writing system used to tell stories—like 21st century hieroglyphics. If you're into both memes and linguistics, this batch of wordy memes about the quirks of language might be right up your alley.

Hookup culture has been having a moment for quite some time now, but we're starting to think it's not all it's cracked up to be. A whole lot of effort goes into dick appointments, and often, we discover that the D wasn't even worth all the prep. There have also been times where we got super hyped up and ready to go, only to have him cancel last minute to play video games with his homies. So rude, and so not worth our time. The horny women of Twitter know the triumphs and defeats of dick appointments all too well and constantly share their struggles on the platform for the world to see. Scroll down for the funniest tweets from this week.