Catthew the cat is now know as “Vulgar Tuxedo” because of his raunchy answers.

If you see a crazy Karen flailing about in the woods, you know whose aunt this is.

Just a word of note here: This colorful tale is told in such a manner and with enough allusions, exposition, and allegory that Hemmingway himself would have trouble making heads or tails of it. It's the literary equivalent of eating an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon and the phrase “Mozart's requiem on the meatflute.” is a phrase that will be burned into my brain forever.

Time to shower our boyfriends with love and appreciation

“Sir, please keep all paws and tails inside the ride—thank you.”

This stepmother is really earning the “Evil Stepmother” title…at least according to some commenters on this AITA post.

Dim it

Definitely not hubby material

Funny doggos to the rescue

The whiskers and the toe bean view is just so adorable

This job application is nuts!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way-ay-ay - your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA-AAAAA

Nothing but love

Someone is need of some serious moisturizing

It's so heartwarming to know that there are kind humans out there, doing everything they can to save these little ones <3