With just a few simple strategies, you too could look like a moron and ruin your life. Dumb and bad life pro tips will help you go out of your way to antagonize people, live a horrible life, and be sad all the time. There's no reason to not streamline your life with a few bad life pro tips to not do. What's stopping you? Other than decent judgement.
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The intense hyperactivity of kittens is something magical to behold. It is the cutest thing, and it is to be cherished, because before you know it, your kitten will most likely grow to be a lazy fluffball that will maaaaybe chase after a fly sometimes. Of course, we love our lazy senior fluffballs just as much as we loved them when they were babies. But, it's exactly why we sometimes decide to bring a kitten friend to our older cat, and when the clash happens... it is heart-meltingly adorable.
Hyper bootie wiggles vs. "omg, can we take a nap break please" - captured purrfectly in this video that'll have you smiling nonstop.
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Maybe you didn't wake up today thinking that you'd find yourself watching a video of how to build a fire that only you can see, but here you are. The guy provides some lively commentary as well.
We've got a pretty dank offering of tasty internet treats for all the bored brains out there. We can't solve the mountain of problems you've been ignoring for weeks, but if you're looking to shamelessly waste precious time and continue procrastinating rather than face responsibilities, we've got you covered there. Enjoy these stupid memes (and don't forget to do the dishes!)
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I'm sure there are many perks to being a model, aside from being stunningly beautiful and having lovely long legs. But one of the more grueling parts of modeling life is finding the balance between striking a perfect pose that screams 'effortless elegance' and showing off whatever item you're being paid to advertise. Let's say these models completely missed the mark, and their poses scream 'I don't know what I'm doing.'
What's the use of throwing anything away? If someone finds some dumb junk, they're gonna try selling it online. It's amazing what kinds of things people will try to pass off as collectable these days, but that doesn't stop anyone from trying. Old Taco Bell furniture, unique-looking cheetos and homemade lawnmowers are all at the top of the list of ridiculous junk people try to sell online.
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There's no denying the fact that we love our dad jokes here. What we might love even more than the typical dad joke is when we get to see a daughter overwhelm her dad with pride over her successful telling of a dad joke herself. Dad pretty much looks like he's never been more proud of something before in his life.
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Most of us have a decent idea of how jokes work, or we are at least somewhat adept of seeing the signs of when something is a joke. It would be rough walking around this world just thinking everyone is stupid and wrong all the time. To further confuse the literal minded, here are some technically accurate moments that aren't wrong. And for some straight up dumbness, here are some facepalm moments from humanity's beacons of stupid.
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This guy had just finished installing a new battery on the ol' golf cart before realizing the accelerator was open. Usually the universe gives us a break between projects, but not so this time.
Back when some of us were little kids, it was pretty difficult to do too much damage while navigating the world wide web. These days with countless social networks and all the different gadgets connected to the internet, kids can literally just pick up a device and start dishing out hot takes online. Young people who use YouTube but can barely put sentences together often accidentally bless us with content gold—like kids policing YouTube channels for using cuss words. We've got a bunch of examples of hilarious and wholesome times kids decided to use YouTube.
