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26 Time Consuming Memes About Time

No watch? We'll give you a hand: it's meme-o-clock. Time to laugh at some timeless memes about all things time-related! We can't get enough of these painfully relatable memes about aging, daylight savings time, and of course 2020. This series of clever memes really helped put our worries about the future into perspective. As time slowly crawls toward the end of a cursed year that felt more like a decade, it's good to remember that things can always get worse. If you think about it, the hindsight our future selves will experience is something to look forward to! Until then, have fun wasting some time with these timely memes.  

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Relatable Memes, Depression Memes, Puns | Relative importance 2020, so far Bra COFFEE CAR INTERNET SHAVING ALCOI OL TOILET PAPER SWEATPANTS Mask JAN FEB MAR APR
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It takes a real good friend to roast you like this, and still have you laughing uncontrollably. Seems like Conan got nothing short of a genuine kick out of it. 

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38 Amusing Memes For Quelling The Boredom

If you've got several minutes to spare but nothing to kill the time with, these memes are a perfect way to scroll those dull moments away. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Random Memes | TALKOFNAIJA.COM Bee sting penis can permanently enlarge penis Talk Naija know have do but don't know if have strength do Star Wars Kylo Ren | AVOCADO: Hello good fat BACON lights cigarette punches avocado
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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see
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We may not be able to indulge in trick-or-treating, but at least our jack-o-lanterns will be poppin' off. 

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Catcalling Memes Showing Women Don't Appreciate It

Catcalling is an unfortunate reality that women have to put up with on the daily. Men try to justify it by claiming women should be grateful for the compliment, but let's call a spade a spade - or harassment, which is what it is. It makes women feel unsafe, and men need to keep their compliments (disgusting comments) to themselves. These memes show just how sick women are of this disgraceful behavior.

catcalling memes which prove how uncool it is | thumbnail includes two memes Text - When someone catcalls you so you flip them off but then you remember that they could come back to kill you chuckles I'm in danger | have walk by group guys and pretend didn't hear them ask doin Rihanna covering her face
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (October 11th, 2020)

Animal twitter is huge. Navigating it is a challenge. One must know where to look to find the most talked about animals, and keeping up with everything is nearly impossible. That is why - every week - we do the job for you, finding the most liked, retweeted, and popular animals on twitter. 

Every week, there are new surprises. If last week we had cat gods, this week we have the oldest tortoise in the world (188 years old!) and crab scandals. Yes, crab scandals that'll definitely give you something to talk about this week with your friends. Really, huge animal tweets are generally a good conversation starter, and they are definitely the best start to your week. So, enjoy this look into the animal twitter hivemind, and hopefully, next year, we'll be celebrating Jonathan the tortoise's 189th year together!

best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes a picture of cats gathered in a circle next to a car 'Cat - @astralfvck What Are They Discussing . 5:50 AM - Oct 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 108.5K Retweets 12.7K Quote Tweets 540.3K Likes >'
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What would you do if a giant snapping turtle showed up in your backyard? Well, this family let it be, watching it through the windows, the kids really excited, naming her "Snippy". After a rough storm in the night, the father came out to check the damage and found what looked like little golf balls on his stairs. Turns out - Snippy left her eggs right there.

The family took care of the eggs, feeling a strong need to protect them and help nature. "It was like a Horton moment, you know?" the father laughs. The kids continued to be excited, and after the eggs hatched, they named every single one of the baby snapping turtles. It's so incredibly adorable - both the kids being so overjoyed and the baby turtles getting to not only live but being let go into the wild by the loving family. 

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While the drumming is impressive on its own, the dude working the speed bag is something else. Geez. 

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Landlord Threatens Court so Tenant Takes Him to Court

What a splendid little example of calling someone's bluff. This landlord was completely unhelpful and thought their threat would let them illegally keep their tenant's security deposit. After getting caught lying in court, this tenant had their ex-landlord eating their stupid words. People sometimes win against their landlords, like this guy who got contractual revenge on his landlord or this person who staged a coup d'etat on their terrible landlord.

Landlord threatens court but tenant goes anyway and wins | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/bripotato 20 hours ago Ex-landlord says he'll "see court take him court instead and win. oC L Tldr; basically title. Brief backstory couple years ago an apartment with my friend and younger sister. My sister violent towards my friend and and ended up having get restraining order against her. She brought dog without permission, which caused some damage unit informed my landlord incidences violence and dam
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Babysitters Reveal Dark Secrets Of Seemingly Normal Parents

When you're a regular babysitter for a family, you get insight into their personal life. You learn their secrets (mostly through snooping around), but also through speaking to the kids. Because let's face it, kids have no filter. So this Reddit thread was a perfect opportunity for babysitters to spill the secrets of the seemingly "normal" families that they babysit - although what does normal even mean anymore? 

babysitters reveal the dark secrets of seemingly normal parents -Text - MissPiggyk 1.3k points · 1 year ago I baby sat a lot when I was 13-15. At the time I lived in a small town. I was a very popular baby sitter as I also worked at the daycare centre. Often I would have kids from two or three different families at once. I didn't care I got triple the pay for having three different groups of kids. I was recently told why I always had groups of kids like that. Turns out the small town had a swing
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Tumblr Thread On Fruits And Colors Spirals Out Of Control

Clearly these people are very confused. It's Tumblr threads like these that remind us there are poor lost souls wandering this world in dire need of an instruction manual for daily life, to avoid sure destruction. If you want some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about the Chilean cat foreman.

A funny Tumblr thread about fruits being named after colors | weaver-z Follow Ænzo @dolphin_dom Fun fact: blueberries are only fruit named after color rinasawayana dolphin_dom star fruit?
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Isn't it just the worst when your doctor calls you out for being "disobedient"? No idea how that ended up being this kid's answer, but we can all blurt out nonsensical, wild things when under extreme amounts of pressure. 

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Amusing Facts People Learned When They Were 'Today Years Old'

We've all got moments where we learn something amazing or shocking for the first time. And full disclosure: not all of these "facts" are true, but we still found them amusing nonetheless, and we hope you will too.

Funny tweets about things that people recently learned | Talaya @talayafromspace today years old found out nanny's name Parent Trap is not Jessie. Chessy Fictional character OVERVIEW PLAYED BY MOVIE VIDEOS PEOPI | today years old found out broccoli is made. cauliflower painted green
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