It's been a long year. Or two. Or a thousand. Seriously, how long has it been, and what even is time anymore? I think I speak for most of us when I say I don't know whether I'm coming or going nowadays. Is it Monday, Wednesday, or Whatever Other day? I'm stumped. And so with everything falling apart around us as of late, I think it's fair to say that some of us *ahem, speaking for a friend*, are just a bunch of hot messes right now. Minus the hot. Lolz. No, but seriously, someone help me, please!

Committing to spend your life with someone is a big deal. It's good to approach marriage with a clear head, and a clear idea of your loved one's various quirks, flaws, and behaviors. But even after you've said "I do," it's inevitable that it will take a while for some of their more annoying tendencies to make their way out of the woodwork. Maybe it's the way they fold their laundry. Maybe it's the way the cut cake. There are myriad ways for your husband or wife to astound you with their curious and irritating behaviors. This batch of grievances is chock full of these annoying qualities. They're also a great reminder that many, many people really have no idea how to open a package. To everyone who tolerates sh*t like this, we salute you. 

You may not have known this, but men have insecurities too. In fact, every single person in the world does. However, not everybody deals with them in the same way. Some people cannot stop talking about them, and it can get really repetitive and obsessive. Some people go to therapy to face them — probably the healthiest route. Then there are many people who try to overcompensate for them, and it can be so cringe to be around those people. It's like they're putting on a show for you, and you know very well that it's fake, but you have to try to go along with it anyway.

This Reddit thread showcases some of the most obvious ways men try to hide their insecurities, many of these behaviors are probably very familiar to you.

Unfortunately, we share this planet with a whole lot of unnerving creatures that can effortlessly make our skin crawl at a moment's notice. When it comes to cockroaches, there's just something about those creepy crawlers that makes your spine tingle. Well, at least in the case of this cockroach who no longer crawls among us, Twitter felt inspired to give the cockroach the hilarious meme treatment. Suffice to say, we got some comedy gems. 

There are a lot of expectations for men and women when it comes to love. Men are meant to chase and women are supposed to sit and wait for their prince charming to rescue them or whatever. Sorry, I can't take this seriously because it just sounds so old-fashioned and boring. How can a woman ensure that the guy she likes knows that she likes him? Reverse psychology? Reverse reverse psychology? It just seems like a big waste of time to wait for a guy to make the move every time.

One woman took to Reddit to vent about how displeased she is with this system and how she doesn't believe it benefits either gender.