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School Administration Won't Budge, Dad Takes Detention Rap

Despite a litany of reasonable excuses, this school administration was determined to send someone to detention. This person's dad, being a bro, decided to show up for detention and make a point regarding the absurdity of the whole situation. Sometimes school faculty isn't this rigid and vindictive, like these teachers who pulled total bro moves.

story about unjust detention, dad serves detention to make a point
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Creative Posts From Internet Poets

Was "reading more" one of your failed New Year's resolutions? Well, we're going to let you in on a little secret: you don't have to buy books to indulge in the creativity of wordsmiths. Turns out that you can consume clever witticisms all over the internet. You just have to know where to look. Fortunately, the subreddit r/brandnewsentence makes that mission a little easier. It's a veritable hub of quirky writing that's been harvested from Twitter, Tumblr, and even the dreaded hellscape that is Facebook. We've put together some of their finest examples of creative writing, but there's loads more where these came from. Hell, they may even inspire you to get a little more funky with your own posts. Go crazy. We're here for a good time, not a boring time.

Funny memes, tweets, and tumblr posts collected from Reddit, r/brandnewsentence | Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town OCar over handicapped parking sign. | Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse Happy two year anniversary. Here's us looking more alike with each passing year until single beast with four arms and four legs runs at top speed 50mph and screams like baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods many more!
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Insanely Fun Drinking Game Ideas To Guarantee A Wonderfully Wild Weekend

Another long, hard week grinding at work calls for an equally fun weekend drinking! If you're the kinda girl who likes to spice things up, we're all about revamping the drinking game for ya this weekend. We just stumbled upon a 4-year-old Reddit thread in which people share their favorite drinking games, and we are oh, so excited to play 'em! Don't see your favorite drinking game listed? Share it with us in the comments so we could drink with ya. 

Insanely fun drinking games | thumbnail text - Posted by u/pdotm 3 years ago Drinkers of Reddit, what are some insanely good drinking games?
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The comments section on the original video really says it all. What was she thinking? This dude seems like an absolute catch. Of course, this is also one of those dating shows that could all be scripted, and/or involve people donning their carefully practiced egoic masks that completely hide their actual monstrous selves from the rest of the world watching them on TV. Maybe the dude was a straight up demon. Or, maybe, just maybe he ended up dodging the real bullet through being rejected. 

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53 Depression Memes For Sad People Who Still Have A Sense Of Humor

If you ever find yourself in an emotional rut, tired all day even though you wake up at 3pm at the earliest, hungover not from partying, but from dehydration, or restarting a show on Netflix you've already watched five times, then these memes are for you. We've put together some painfully relatable depression memes for those who feel dead inside but can still somehow muster up enough humor to chuckle dryly at some funny content. Sad souls deserve a good laugh too, and sometimes wholesome, feel-good memes just don't hit the same. 

depression memes, anxiety memes, mental health memes, sad memes, funny memes, relatable memes, dark memes, dark humor, memes, lol | y'all got any SEROTONIN? giraffe smashing its head through a car window | Sad music Sad memes sad man smoking while musicians play behind him
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Heartwarming Stories Bringing All The Feels

The world isn't the happiest place right now, and with all the crazy stories appearing almost daily on our newsfeed about how everything is falling apart, we need a few pick-me-ups. These heartwarming stories will give you all the feel-good vibes you need to restore your faith in humanity and give you the wholesome feelings you're craving.



heartwarming stories bringing all the feels | thumbnail two images text - "This young lady grabbed two dozen eggs and was walking away when the man called her back to show her how to check if the eggs are cracked." "My mom crochets and donated 31 blankets to sick children this year."
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Toxic Boss Makes Employee's Life Miserable, Employee Calls Their Bluff

Man, let this employee's experience navigating the ins and outs of a job under the weight of a terribly toxic boss be a lesson to us all. If you see those bright red flags present at a company that you're considering working for, don't ignore them. Trust your gut instinct. At least this employee was able to serve up some satisfying malicious compliance when it was all said and done. For some more sweet malicious compliance, check out this shady dude who tried to use fake cash at store and ended up triggering a malicious compliance in the process

Toxic boss makes their employee's life miserable, so the employee decides to call their bluff.
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Creative Insults & Rants From Poets Of The Comments Section

If the internet's good for anything, it's watching strangers get wrecked and roasted in public forums, tweets, and comments. You'll never catch us condoning cyberbullying—threatening people online is never cool and that's not what this is about. But sometimes you gotta appreciate the trolls who are dedicated to crafting the perfect harmless burn. Whether a good insult is dished out in the style of an epic rant or terse jibe, we love to see how creative those rude internet poets can get in the comments section. 

rare insults, funny insults, roast, wrecked, burn, sick burn, memes, funny comments, youtube comments, funny tweets, rant, reddit | "Unexpected item bagging area s not unexpected digital f k literally just told is s right there on screen did wavy-wave did bleepy-bleep; up until point where decided have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according plan mean is haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on like somehow gone out my way surprise got places be, man can't be
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People Deseperately Yearn For The Opposite Gender's Fashion Staples

Sometimes I wish I could just live in men's basketball shorts forever and always. They're just so flowy and chill that I'd love to wear 'em to work every day. A Redditor started a thread about what fashion staples the opposite gender dons that they'd love to wear for a day (or a year), and some of the responses are things I've never thought about before. Who knew guys were so into the variety that women's fashion offers? Def not me, and now I'm counting my blessings. Scroll down for some insight into classic fashion staples according to gender. 

Women and men are jealous of eachother's fashion staples | thumbnail text - Posted by u/lemonchicken91 20 hours ago Women and Men of Reddit, what fashion or clothes of the opposite gender are you jealous of?
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175 Pound TikTok Tortoise Tiptoe Gets A Yummy Feast Everyday

@Caitlinandtiptoe is a Tiktok account with over 3 million followers run by Caitlin, a woman who makes very beautiful meals for her 175-pound tortoise almost every day. You see, I don't know many giant tortoises, but it seems that this one lives a very luxurious life. They say the best way to go viral is to find your niche, and it seems that Caitlin and Tiptoe surely discovered there are not many accounts with similar content. Her account grew quickly and Tiptoe began melting peoples' hearts from all over the world.

175 Pound TikTok Tortoise Tiptoe Gets A Yummy Feast Everyday| thumbnail text - ok nandtiptoe TikTo @ caitlinandtipte
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