They say that a thought can "live in someone's head rent free." These thoughts are more like horrible roommates that choose not to pay their rent, don't do their dishes and keep you up at night. We'd all rather forget about our darkest, most awkward moments of facepalming cringitude, but they will never leave us..

It's been quite a couple weeks for memes. After the new Matrix trailer, Doc Ock memes making the rounds, and Steve from Blues Clues coming back into our lives like an absent dad, the internet feels like a bizarro version of the early 2000s all over again. What's next? A Donnie Darko remake? Anyway, we thought you might appreciate some simple random memes in case you're craving a break from all the cultural buzz. 

While pickup lines are often cheezy, they do have a tendency to provide results when delivered properly. Pickup lines are a great way to break the ice and even gauge a person's potential level of interest in you. Pickup lines are a very legitimate and even efficient method of flirtation, but being able to differentiate between a guy putting in an honest effort to make you laugh and someone memorizing an uninspiring charade to get inside your pants is important. As a f*ckboy, I am personally a rampant user of pickup lines. I have been slapped, laughed at, and slept with as a result of using pickup lines. The line is integral, but a person's usage of the pickup can be just as telling. Here are some of my favorites that may actually work on a woman. Let me know how you would respond! 

People can live however they want. But they must also understand that if they elect to put a toilet in their kitchen, they have to deal with the fact that they're living the wrong way. Temperature controls go in the shower, toilets shouldn't go on pedestals, and holy hell should bathrooms not be fully carpeted. Here are some "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

People are seeking more mental health treatment today than ever before. For all the good and the bad that this implies, therapists are more in demand than ever, which inevitably means, there will be more supply. But more doesn't necessarily mean better, and not all therapists are created equal. For every good mental health professional out there, there are ten awful ones. It's like having to kiss a million frogs before finding your prince—it's kinda draining. People on Reddit shared the worst things that a therapist, psychiatrist, or mental health professional ever said to them, and the responses are so bad, they make you wonder how these professionals ever got their license in the first place.

It's a list of brutally honest parenting memes like the one we have here that could end up being just the kind of convincing certain folks need that they shouldn't give the whole having kids thing a try. Seriously, parenting can test one to the depths of their very soul like none other. Some folks are ready for it, while others would just as much love to keep rocking the whole adulting thing without the added life element of raising a kid. 

Normally we think it's wrong to make fun of people's misfortunes, but these moments of incredible obliviousness were just too good to pass up . So scroll down to see some instances of people not quite understanding obvious jokes, and then click here for more "Ate The Onion" moments!

Everyone has had a crush on a teacher or professor at one point. It's inevitable. However, have you ever really thought about whether the teacher can tell, and if they can... how do they deal with it? Are they flattered and play along with it? Or do they try to straight-up ignore it?

I suppose it depends on the age of the student, and how extreme the crush is. It's not the kind of thing a teacher would want to get out of hand. Still, I bet there are some wholesome and hilarious stories out there.