Nothing melts our icy hearts like reading a story about a driver having to deal with some road rager that couldn't keep their stuff together, for like a minute (if that), and ends up being the butt end of a petty revenge. It's a beautiful thing, really. A lost art form. 

"Yerr a wizard, Harry!" If there's something we can't get enough of its animals wearing hats. Big hats, tiny hats, all hats are made beautiful when placed upon an animal's head. 

And in honor of Halloween being right around the corner, it's important we share animals wearing none other than wizard hats! Animals are bewitching creatures all by themselves, it's simply nice to see that emphasized with the proper magical attire. 

If you're looking for last-minute costume ideas for your beloved pets, why not a wizard hat?

Spooky season inspires all kinds of ridiculous nonsense. With that being said, we can't say that we've ever encountered this kind of situation, involving one person wanting to put a birthday hat on their neighbor's pumpkin. It is a pretty dang petty move that could go on to inspire a full-fledged war between the neighbors. 

The Korean trend of Mukbang is pretty wild all on its own, but Tasty Hoon has officially taken the art to a hilarious new level. The popular food blogger decided to get creative with a chocolate fountain in a video he uploaded two days ago. Unfortunately for him (and fortunately for us), the fountain just isn't built for melted cheese. What Hoon had intended to be an ooey-gooey delight turned into a slapstick disaster when the cheese congealed and started whipping him in the face. 

While Tasty Hoon managed to stay calm throughout the cheesy debacle, the incident has been absolutely thrilling for people on Twitter. The video has inspired scads of amusing reactions, and even some hauntingly relatable memes relating to how we've all been betrayed by the horrors of 2020. Here's hoping we can remain as unbothered by this hell and keep eating our metaphorical fried chicken like this absolute boss.

These people might not be breaking Mensa, but they sure have some quality brains. In this gallery you'll find it all: crafty moms tricking their children into imbibing medicine, fiery tumblr posts, and clever life hacks we wish we'd thought of. Happy scrolling! 

If you're anything like me, then wearing all black is something you can relate to. Come rain or shine, winter or summer; you'll probably find me in an all-black or almost-all-black outfit. There are many benefits to wearing all black — it's flattering, sophisticated, and almost always appropriate — and in my humble opinion, more people should do it. Of course, there are the haters, who tell me it looks like I'm always on my way to a funeral, but I'll go ahead and assume it's just their jealousy talking. These funny tweets sum up the struggles that people who only wear black face from the general public. And they do get a lot of stick. But, as all my fellow black-clothing-wearing humans know, wearing black isn't a phase; it's a lifestyle, and it's time more people embraced it!

The world has its unfair share of entitled people with demanding boldness. In this case it's a parent who hit up an artist who makes art for the public, just so they could demand special treatment for their kid. It's unclear what kind of reasoning leads someone down the path of thinking this is a normal request, but wow.

Snow leopards are everything. They just are. They are the purrfect blend of fierceness, cuteness, and just overall beauty. Their gorgeous fur and they're oh so fluffy! We don't think we could ever get tired of looking at such purrfection. 

International Snow Leopard Day was just a few days ago and we must honor these beauties by looking at their adorable pictures and watching their squeal-worthy videos. Did you know that snow leopards can't roar like their other feline friends? Instead, snow leopards use a call which has been described as a 'piercing yowl' that is so loud, it can be heard over the roar of a river!  

There is said to be only as few as 4000 snow leopards left in the wild. However, because they are so incredibly inclusive, it's difficult to get an accurate number. Snow leopards are being threatened due to climate change, habitat loss and deterioration, poaching, and more. Read about how you can help save these elusive beauties. 

A majority of the photographs below are taken by the talented @walkuptosky on Instagram. Check out her photography for endless incredible animal photographs, you won't be disappointed. 

Life looks a lot different now than it did even twenty or thirty years ago. As recently as fifty years ago, even scientists had a hugely different idea of how the world worked. And a hundred years ago? Screw that, no one wants to live in a world without functioning toilet paper or high fives. On the flipside, there's also tons of stuff that's way older than people think.

Each week, together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a sneak peek into the secret world of texts between celebs. One of the most significant celebrity news pieces this week was Gwen Stefani's announcement of her engagement to her boyfriend of five years, Blake Shelton. After posting the happy news on Instagram yesterday with the caption: 'Yes, please!', her picture boasted an enormous engagement ring. We were able to get ahold of the text messages her family, and some of her very famous friends sent her after hearing the exciting news. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

Dip your toes in this roundup of our favorite Spongebob memes from the past week. There's nothing like a quick visit to Bikini Bottom when you're looking to be entertained. So put on your swimming goggles, take a dive, and enjoy some funny Spongebob memes.

Officially relaxed, Earnie takes to exploring and makes a huge, life changing discovery. The existence of wet food. Now, he must find a way to get it, and he will do so at any cost. So, he sets out on a quest.

Meowmoirs: the fourth entry of Earnie's diary, and with confidence comes mischievousness and shenanigans.

Read about Earnie's quest to the treasure that is wet food.

Read last week's entry about Earnie getting snuggles and purring for the first time.

The jury's out on whether or not this one is real. From what we were able to find out about the transmutation process for lead being converted into gold, it just sounds like something that would be costly and completely illogical to do. But, with that being said...come on! It's cursed alchemy! Check out some more gold from Tumblr with these Tumblr odds and ends to feed the beast.

Happy Friday, y'all! We've finally made it to the end of the week, and to celebrate we're bringing you another fresh edition of the weekly Dank Drop. If you're new here, this is a carefully curated receptacle of the week's dankest (and often dumbest) memes from the poisoned minds of r/dankmemes. Sit back, relax, and bid those brain cells, adieu. It's meme time.