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If you've ever thought to yourself: oh my god, my cat is such a jerk, and for some reason, it's only ever a jerk to me, we have a reality check for you. You're only half right, cats are jerks to everyone, and it's hilarious. Cats mess with people all the time, but cats mess with dogs and other animals, and this time, they're messing with each other. 

Stories of animals being jerks is one of the funniest things to us, no matter what animal it is. Whether it's cats being their annoying little hellion selves, whether it's parrots being jerks with no sense of self preservation, or even if its a jerk peacock running around and purposefully scaring everyone. It's always hilarious, and this video is yet another layer of animal jerk hilarity. 

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This is not the Uber that you're looking for, my dude. Also, let this video be a lesson to anyone else out there who is considering embarking upon a safari ride. Lock the dang car doors. 

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30+ Scrollable Memes For Humor-Starved Plebs

The world is a draining place. If you've ever felt like the color in your life is fading, or that there's a tinge of ennui to your every world, rest assured that these feelings are not unique. The best way to describe how we're feeling on a day to day basis would be with an image. It's one that many of you will recognize. 

If we're the frail figure wearily saying 'Yes Honey', then the red-clad feminine dominator is life and society. And memes are one of the only  things left that brings us actual joy. So we've put some together in the hopes that you will benefit from a little humor. 

Funny random memes, dnak memes, resident evil, lady dimitrescu
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Mom Shames Target For Selling Vibrator And Gets Roasted: Twitter Thread

The internet has the power to make things go viral for all sorts of reasons, and sometimes we come across something on the world wide web that is too good not to share with you. Get ready for this gem: a woman posted a complaint on Target's Facebook page, expressing her displeasure at the store's blatant selling of vibrators, "Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins." Read: prude woman feels uncomfortable that a mainstream store is normalizing women's sexual pleasure. Twitter user @kittynouveau posted the complaint on her account, and it instantly went viral, because, well, it's hilarious.

Let's break this down for a minute. Firstly, the vibrators were displayed in the sexual wellness aisle with condoms and lube, and not in the children's toy aisle, as she was making it out to be. If you don't want your kids to see it, don't bring them to that store section. It's that simple. Secondly, she obviously has no idea how a dual vibrating massager works because I don't know which holes she refers to when she says, "A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes." I'm going to go ahead and assume that she thinks one wand is for your butthole. Newsflash: one wand is for vaginal insertion, and the other one is for external stimulation. Not butts involved (unless you try really hard). Anyway, Twitter blew up when they saw the post, and the reactions to the complaint are hilarious. Check them out below.

twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.
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33 Funny Cat Memes That Never Fail to Make Us LOL

Nothing like some good old fashion funny cat memes to ease outta the BLAH zone. Cat memes were mankind's first example of artwork, first displayed on papyrus in Ancient Egypt. The truth is that the Egyptian deities man once worshiped were representations of the feline overlords and the meme lord who immortalized them. So all hail the cats and enjoy some of the funniest felines around. If looking for something more on the cute side, then these fantastic cute cats and precious kittens are just what the doctor ordered. Or perhaps a tone of humor a bit darker, with these 76 Cat memes That are LITERALLY the worst. Or, let's mix it up a bit and help us decide which of the top 10 breeds of cats are really the cutest, we can't do it without you. But if these are just too much for you, this movie gif  that sums up really how popular cats are. 

funny cat memes designed to make you lol - cover meme of cat that wants to both stay outside and come indoors, and another cat climbing the toy paper roll and captioned that you are home early.
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Here we have Dominic Monaghan, posing as a fake German Interviewer named Hans Jensen, giving Elijah Wood the third degree about his wig proclivities. The prank set-up here is that Elijah Wood thought he was doing a regular phone interview, so he couldn't tell that the interviewer was actually his co-star.

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Netizens Mourn & Celebrate the Impending Death of Internet Explorer, the Web's Most Memeable Browser

Just weeks after the painful loss of Yahoo Answers, millennials are now going to have to say goodbye to another formative part of their early internet-surfing careers: Internet Explorer. Microsoft announced this week that it would be retiring support for the oft-ridiculed browser on June 15, 2022. While the formal nature of the news may have surprised some people, the reality is that most of us saw this coming from a few miles and years away. One huge clue was the release of the Microsoft Edge browser in 2015. Since then, Edge has become the preferred browser for people who aren't simply using Microsoft's products to download more popular alternatives, such as Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. 

Using Internet Explorer - a 26 year old program - to download Chrome or Firefox is one of the most common jokes memers have been making about the browser. The other trope is that the program moves at the pace of a handicapped snail. These mocking memes have been circulating the web for nearly 20 years. It's no wonder that people are Twitter are responding to this news in the same fashion. While browsers may die, its pretty clear that the jokes will live on - at least until the internet decides its time to gang up on Microsoft Edge. To metaphorically pour one out for the doomed browser, we've put together some of our favorite reactions in this gallery - along with some classic Internet Explorer memes for posterity. RIP to a real one. A real slow one.

Funny memes and tweets about Microsoft's announcement that it would be retiring their browser, Internet Explorer.
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Except in reality, all we saw last night was a caveload of irritable, unwanted Zubats...And wait, why is Zubat so damn hard to catch? 



Like wait, what...

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The Internet Desperately Thirsts Over Disney Star Joshua Bassett (May 20, 2021)

Every Thirsty Thursday, the Cheezcake ladies choose a hot male celeb to thirst over. Last week, we were all about Shawn Mendes, but this week we're all about High School Musical: The Musical's Joshua Bassett. Our boy is in the Twitter limelight this week for a couple of reasons. Not only did he totally rock the show's version of "Bet On It" (performed by Zac Efron in the original High School Musical series), but he also just came out as LGBTQ while discussing regulation hottie Harry Styles in an interview. He also looks d*mn good in a suit. Scroll down for all the thirsty tweets honoring this gorgeous specimen. 

Thirsty tweets about Joshua Bassett | thumbnail text - mari ... @zendolland at first i was like hmm i'm in love with joshua bassett as a joke but bro i don't think it's a joke anymore 10:30 PM · May 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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The folks that are working customer service jobs put up with a disgusting amount of vile behavior. It's as if some people just leave their moral compasses at home when they go out into the world to grab meals, shop, etc. It's the strangest and most unacceptable thing. Like, just play nice with one another. It shouldn't be that hard. With all of that being said, here's a belligerent Karen chucking some food at an Arby's employee after learning that they were out of her precious roast beef. 

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Twitter Users Imagine Slaying Their Exes With Just 3 Words

Picture this. You've moved on from your crappy ex. Maybe they lied and cheated. Maybe they were emotionally unavailable. Maybe they were a lazy mooch. Whatever the case, you're not friends. Now imagine that you receive a text from this reviled former lover. The text reads "I'm dating someone better than you." Personally, a message like that would probably result in an instant block. But Twitter user @EvaRebeca5 asked her followers to come up with their best 3 word comebacks to the unnecessary (and somewhat hurtful) hypothetical text messages. The responses are both hilarious and spicy, a primo exercise for anyone who has pretend arguments with their shampoo bottles in the shower. Though might not have the guts to put our ex in their place, we have nothing but respect for these people who brought the heat. We've put some of our favorite responses into this gallery, but there's loads more where these came from. 

Twitter thread about you ex texting you to say i am dating someone better than you, people come up with 3 word comebacks for the sentiment
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Pro wrestler/giant nerd Joe Hendry made his Insane Championship Wrestling entrance worthy of a Pokémon master. He's also done a Wrecking Ball parody, as well as a Teenage Dirtbag entrance. What a bamf.

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This Week's Batch Of Iconic Dating App Tweets (May 20, 2021)

All us singles are out here just tryna find love, but it's tough y'all. Because we haven't found our person at our local cafe or bookshops like all the movies falsely promised us, we downloaded the apps of our time - and they made dating a whole lot weirder. No matter what app you have, you've surely encountered some strange bios, messages, pickup lines, and potential dating partners. Twitter is all over these beyond weird encounters and Twitter users take to the platform on a weekly basis to rant about everything wrong with dating apps. Scroll down for this week's hilarious batch of tweets. 

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Brandi Wells ... @brandimwells someone messaged me on one dating app to tell me they recognized my cat from another dating app where i have a different picture of him, so my cat is doing quite well in the world of online dating 7:54 PM · May 17, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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