The young student gazes deeply into the wall clock. She's been staring at it for so long that the numbers no longer have meaning. The ticking circle is just a composite of absurd shapes and moving parts. It's just an expression of mechanism. 'What even is time?' she thinks in slow motion. Even the teacher is dozing off at his desk. Earlier he'd put on a movie about how tupperware is made and now everyone is asleep. But the student is determined to stay awake. She's not going to let the cloud of boredom infecting that energy-sucking classroom mess with her perfect sleep schedule. But fixating on a clock isn't exactly the sort of entertainment that keeps one awake. Just as her eyelids start to feel impossibly heavy, a brilliant idea occurs to her. 'Of course!' she thinks, 'memes!' She pulls out her phone and starts furiously scrolling. The hilarious memes breathe life and energy into the lethargic teen, like a splash of cold water on a sweltering day. She jumps up onto her desk, reaches into her phone, grabs a big handful of memes and throws them into the air. The memes rain down onto her peers and the whole classroom is revived. 'Memes! Memes! Memes!' everyone cheers and claps. 

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a homemade pizza? Because if you know what you're doing, we'd argue that it just might be better than sex. Naturally, pizza experts have found each other online, and have been sharing their most Insta-worthy creations on a wonderful subreddit dedicated to nothing but sexy pizzas. We gathered our favorite pizza creations from this week for your exclusive viewing. It's time to delete your toxic f*ckboy's number, and stare at these all day instead. After all, pizza is better than his chiseled abs any day. 

Our resident Karen is back at it with amazing advice for all her devoted followers. This week, she talks with many different followers on many different topics: a vegan runner who can't stand the smell of her neighbors' BBQs, a customer who had a tussle with incompetent McDonald's employees over her mediocre cheese sausage biscuit, and a woman whose car got vandalized by neighborhood kids. Karen is such a busy, important woman, but lucky for you, she takes the time to share her words of wisdom on a weekly basis. 

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Many of the viral tweets we see on Twitter are pretty predictable in their subject matter. Women roasting men. Men roasting women. Parents either complaining about their childrens' antics or making up stories about how smart they are. People of all ages complaining about the relatable agony of being alive. While these amusing tidbits are well and good, there are spicier and less predictable Twitter gems out there, just waiting to be enjoyed. While you can find many of them on the oft-offensive r/HolUp, we've carefully selected some of the best (and slightly more SFW) examples for your convenient consumption. It's not much, but it's honest work.

Knitting isn't just for grandmas. Apparently, it's all the rage right now. You're not limited with your creations either. Much like art, when it comes to knitting, the possibilities are endless. Participants of the knittit subreddit are always sharing their amazing creations online, and they make us want to pick up knitting immediately. Check out our favorite creations from this week.