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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
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Mother-in-law insists her daughter-in-law use the gift cards she gave to her grandchildren to buy her dinner: 'She insists that whenever we use the gift cards, we take her with us.'

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Mom scolds 18-year-old babysitter for giving her 7-year-old daughter a doll for her birthday because their family doesn't celebrate birthdays: 'I didn't even realize people don't celebrate birthdays.'

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Boyfriend tells 22-year-old girlfriend he won't consider marrying her until she makes $100K annually: 'I make around $45K as a teacher, and I have a second full-time job.'

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18-year-old refuses to invite her friend to her birthday party because she's unattractive: 'It would be embarrassing to invite someone like that.'

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Stepmom refuses to let 11-year-old stepdaughter name her half-sister after he late mother, dad pressures stepmom to use the name: 'If we don't name our kid that, his daughter may not like the baby.'

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5-year-old breaks his nanny's $2000 laptop, parents refuse to pay her for the damages: 'I feel like this is absolutely not my responsibility.'

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Mom, who has been unemployed since 2006, expects her son to drop out of college so he can work full-time and pay her mortgage: 'She insists it’s her house but will not contribute financially.'

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Job seeker flawlessly redesigns company's app for job interview, company uses their design but refuses to hire them: 'It was 85% my work. I got a generic rejection email.'

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Mom insists her 20-year-old daughter living at home share her finances with her, lectures her on her spending: 'You want freedom to spend your money without your mom's meddling? Move out.'

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Entitled older sister asks younger sister for $2K of her $5K work bonus after having borrowed $3.5K without paying her back: 'I've "loaned" her money probably 6 times in the past 2 years.'