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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
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Mom forbids 16-year-old stepdaughter from sharing a bedroom with her 16-year-old daughter after she repeatedly stole from her: 'My daughter's room has been hers since she was little.'

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Landlord uncle evicts niece from her apartment because she invited her boyfriend over against his wishes: 'It does say in the lease that absolutely no one is allowed over.'

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Husband making $150K asks his expecting wife who hates her job if she'd become a stay-at-home mom, she feels insulted by the suggestion: 'I would never stay at home all day.

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18-year-old begs 27-year-old coworker to stop buying her expensive gifts: 'He shows up to work with Ugg's and AirPods, he gave me $400.'

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Wicked: For Good's Lack of Oscar Nominations is a Shocker, But it Shouldn't Be

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Dad yells at mom for letting their toddler shout and play loudly while he was in a meeting in his home office: 'I hope whoever was on that call heard you being horrible to your wife.'

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Employee refuses to donate his PTO hours to a coworker who he barely knows: 'Amy said that not donating is really selfish'

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Mom takes 60% of the money her 13-year-old daughter earned from tutoring, insists she's entitled to $25 of every $40 her daughter earns for household expenses: 'She kept the money in her bag and wouldn’t let me see it.'

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The Best Harry Potter Memes of the Week

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Daughter tells 52-year-old dad it's disgusting that he's dating a 19-year-old girl: 'Have fun being the oldest guy at frat parties.'