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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
An assistant cuts into a steak lunch while eating with her boss and a client.

Boss makes assistant cry because she ordered steak and dessert during a business lunch with a client: 'The client and I both ordered burgers and fries. The client and I both said no to dessert.'

10-year-old girl smiles on the beach after her mom gives-in and lets her go on childfree girls trip to Cancun

Entitled mom announces she's bringing her 10-year-old daughter on a childfree girl's trip to Mexico, 1 week before the trip: 'We're not going to change the entire point of this trip just because of your inability to tell your kid no.'

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Boss scolds 29-year-old employee for being too direct in emails: 'The emails were literally things like: “Hi, can you send the updated file when you get a chance?”'

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Hoarder mother-in-law gives expecting daughter-in-law garbage as a birthday gift: 'Before this most recent blizzard she dropped off a box of old candy from her desk at work.'

A manager leading an in-person meeting in an office

Manager accuses employee of skipping a meeting because she didn't remember that he was there: 'Apparently not contributing made me invisible in that meeting.'

A baby eating a bowl of fruits

Mom cuts off childfree friend after she scolds her for letting her 20-month-old touch her bowl: 'She found it really unacceptable that my baby was touching her things.'

A young confident employee wearing a sweater stands in the hallway at the office after asking for a lofty raise

Employee doing the work of 2 people asks company for a $40K raise: 'It would cost the company $120K to hire another employee to do my previous job.'

10-year-old girl mischievously smiles after destroying her older sisters bedroom

19-year-old refuses to see her 10-year-old sister because she kept destroying her stuff: 'She keeps screaming at me that I'm mean and the worst big sister ever.'

A sad young couple looking at bills together

24-year-old husband forces 23-year-old wife to cover all the bills from her paycheck, spends his money on whatever he pleases, while draining their savings

A burnt out employee sitting at the desk after coming back from three weeks of vacation

Employee takes 3 weeks of PTO, returns to work feeling as burnt out as he did before the vacation: 'My motivation for work is basically gone.'