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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
Boss gathers employees for a mandatory fun meeting at the end of the workday on Friday

Boss schedules 'mandatory fun meeting' at 4:55 PM on a Friday to review the 'wins' of the week: 'This is the micromanager’s way of making sure nobody ducks out early on a Friday.'

Little girl cries because her babysitter won't let her watch another episode of TV

40-year-old refuses to give in to her 3-year-old cousin's temper tantrums while babysitting her, mom scolds her for not giving her daughter exactly what she wants: 'How dare you try to discipline my child?'

A professional woman in a suit smiles confidently

Company gives employee a $150 bonus, takes $150 out of her next paycheck: 'My manager made a big show of giving me a holiday bonus. Now he's saying it was a salary advance.'

Senior couple lying in bed during the husband's birthday weekend

In-laws demand their son and daughter-in-law travels out-of-state for father-in-law's birthday party, forces couple to share a hotel room with them: 'We are the only ones expected to share a room since we don’t have kids.'

Boyfriend looks a wheel of expensive cheese before buying it to finance the down payment for his house

Girlfriend leaves boyfriend after he spent $18.5K of their savings on a cheese wheel: 'If I cut it into 200g wedges and sell it at $60 each I can make $38K'

Little girl in a pink winter coat makes snow angels during her birthday party

Mother-in-law asks mom to reschedule her daughter's birthday party because there's snow on the ground: 'The roads are fine. It's not snowing this weekend.'

Baby boomer parents starting small business with their laptop

Bankrupt boomer parents ask adult sons to put their names on legal documents so they can open an IT firm: 'They don't understand how much money need to put into their business'

friendship invitation teenagers social media flaky excluding Friends - 44186629

18-year-old refuses to apologize for stopping inviting her flaky friend to hang out with her friend group: 'I didn’t want to keep planning around uncertainty.'

Snow plower plows snow from the road onto his neighbors driveway

Snow plower piles snow from the road onto his neighbors driveway, gets angry when she asks him why he did that: 'He told me he’d take care of it, I should be so grateful to him, and to get out of his face.'

Young man looking around Los Angeles after moving there for his first full-time job

Parents scold 22-year-old son for wanting to move to the city for his job instead of continuing to live at home: 'I just don’t want to be 25 and still living in my childhood bedroom.'