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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
An obese trucker packs up his locker after getting fired for not using his CPAP machine.

Trucker gets fired for being obese and refusing to lose weight: 'I told him until I was red in the face to exercise, diet, do ANYTHING to make an effort.'

A teenage girl cooks dinner for her family, including her adult brother and sister-in-law.

17-year-old cooks family meals, sister-in-law complains that the onion and garlic she uses are too spicy: 'She also says ketchup is spicy. She can barely handle salt and pepper.'

Romantic couple on a boat visiting an alpine lake at braise lake at braise Italy

Chronically online parents criticizing young couples for traveling will not increase the birth rate

A college student transfers money from his roommate's bank account to himself after finding his bank app open on his computer.

Student tries to pay his college tuition, discovers his roommate stole $900 from his bank account to get his car out of the pound: 'Relax, I was gonna return it after my next paycheck.'

Employee eats cake during her lunch break at work.

Coworkers berate employee for leaving the office for her 30 minute lunch break: 'The way people have reacted, you'd think I started leaving for a three hour lunch.'

A little girl listens to a story on an iPad instead of her teacher reading it aloud to the class.

3rd-grade teacher makes students listen to stories on individual iPads with headphones instead of reading out loud to the entire class

A founding engineer/executive decides to leave his company of 30 years after an incompetent new owner took over the manufacturing plant

Founding engineer of 30 years leaves company after new owner runs the business to the ground after 2 years: 'This arrogant owner treated brilliant engineers like disposable garbage.'

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Unschooled 15-year-old didn't learn how to read until she was 12, claims she's dumb and doesn't know how to fix it: 'I’ve never attended any school or educational institution.'

The boss tells the employee that she both did the bare minimum and exceeded expectations.

Boss scolds employee during performance review for doing the bare minimum, while also claiming that she meets all of her goals: 'If they want to see bare minimum they’ll for sure see it starting now.'

A shelf of old books from an estate sale

Reader criticizes children of boomers for selling all of their late parents' old books for only $20: 'All this stuff is basically worthless, even in mint condition.'