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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
Woman holds a jar full of cash

26-year-old employee refuses to give fundraised money to 'struggling' coworker who is planning a vacation: 'She told us she was struggling financially and might not be able to cover rent that month.'

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Fluent Spanish-speaker calls out his brother's girlfriend for insulting his mom's cooking in Spanish: 'My brother is furious at ME for causing a scene.'

A teenage boy looks at Roman ruins near an Italian flag

35-year-old aunt offers to take 17-year-old nephew on a trip to Italy if his mom watches her 4-year-old daughter while they're away: 'Awesome opportunity for everyone involved!'

A substitute teacher sits at her desk

Substitute teacher rearranges teacher's classroom and throws away her students' ungraded assignments: 'She also moved my plants, including an orchid that's pretty particular about lighting.'

A private school student writes on a chalkboard with chalk.

Rich in-laws force daughter-in-law to enroll her kids in expensive private school, while living in a good public school district: 'I grew up very, very middle class.'

A cute baby boy sits at a high-chair on his 1st birthday

35-year-old uncle skips 1-year-old nephew's birthday party to go to a music festival: 'He's a miracle baby.'

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Evening shift employee constantly arrives 15 minutes late at 5:15, day shift coworker stops staying after her shift ends at 5:00 to cover for her: 'By 5:05, I decided I was leaving.'

Young Asian bakery employee smiling with a pen and paper, ready to take customer's order

Mom gets 17-year-old daughter fired from her first job: 'She realized I would have more freedom with a job, and she couldn’t let me have it.'

Teacher instructing a student on how to do math

4th-grade teacher gives student 50% on a test, despite her getting 92% of the answers correct, because she used 'old math' her dad taught her

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Mom refuses to make a different dinner for her 15-year-old exchange student: 'When Brenna saw the meal provided, she was upset that it wasn't pasta.'