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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
A blue t-shirt with a Gorilla on it saying 'Wake Up, It's 2016,' heavily implying that the gorilla is meant to be Harambe

Shopper spots Harambe shirt at Rainforest Cafe gift shop: 'Wake up, it's 2016'

A little girl cries at a sleepover, desperate for her mother to pick her up and take her home.

Sleepover host mom calls mother of 8-year-old crying guest at 2 AM asking to pick her up after she repeatedly asked to go home: 'Her mom came, but she seemed annoyed.'

A manager conducts a one on one meeting with her employee, who is secretly recording her every word

Employee records her manager during their 1 on 1 meeting: 'Is this normal now? Is she building a case against me?'

A young man with acne and long hair looks into the camera

Stepdad cuts his 17-year-old son's long hair to punish him for skipping class: 'I felt that cutting his hair over it was cruel and horrible.'

A baby sleeping in a crib in her half-brother's bedroom

Mom and stepdad force 14-year-old to share his bedroom with his baby sister, despite having enough bedrooms for them to have their own rooms

Boyfriend sits on the couch playing video games while his girlfriend works hard, making extra money to pay his rent.

26-year-old girlfriend pays her unemployed boyfriends rent for 4 months, discovers he got a 6-month severance package worth thousands of dollars

A frustrated employee works at his desk, while his micromanaging manager micromanages his coworker

Company replaces kind, respectful manager with a micromanaging AI-obsessed manager: 'I was planning to be at this company long term, but I'm already looking for new work.'

A little boy meeting the Easter Bunny

Mom brings 5-year-old son to meet the Easter Bunny, leaves rowdy 3-year-old daughter at home: 'She barely knows how to behave.'

A happy woman leaves her office to pick up her kids, who do not exist.

Job seeker lies about having kids so she can leave the office whenever she wants 'like everyone else with kids'

A teenage girl eats ice cream, even though the rest of her family is on a strict diet.

Mom scolds 17-year-old daughter for buying ice cream with her own money when the rest of the family is on a diet: 'They’re all overweight, I’m not.'