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Emmy Pratt

Senior Editor
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
A bride and groom kiss each other after their wedding ceremony before they tell their guests that there are four different venues for the reception.

Bride and groom force 100 wedding guests to drive to 4 different wedding venues over the course of their wedding: 'It was over 30 miles, through LA traffic in 100°F heat.'

Dad brings his toddler son to his office to drop off his work laptop after he got laid off.

Company forbids laid-off employee from entering the office to return his work laptop because he brought his 2-year-old son with him: ' There was no one at home to take care of him.'

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Parents forbid 15 and 21-year-old daughters from accessing their inheritance if they weigh more than 150 pounds: 'This will not hold up in court.'

A businesswoman who does not want to hire her daughter-in-law because she doesn't think she's smart enough to hold a job at her company.

Business-owner mother-in-law refuses to give her helpless daughter-in-law a job at her company, despite her son's wishes: 'If I fire her, that would just make it worse, and I know she won’t be a good employee.'

A soft pretzel

26-year-old woman rejects 32-year-old man after he plans a 1st date at a bar that serves soft pretzels: 'Giant pretzels don’t exactly give "refined.”'

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Mom criticizes daughter for being 'too relaxed' at the airport: 'Traveling without parents makes you realize the airport was never stressful.'

A lifeguard times a swimmer's swim test.

18-year-old lifeguard fails kids who prove they can't swim on their swim tests, fellow lifeguards criticize her for being too strict and making kids cry

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Homeschool parents lie to their 15-year-old, telling her that public school costs money and is too expensive for them: 'I dropped out of school in the 3rd grade.'

An older employee, who got fired for refusing to learn the new technology, because he thought he was irreplaceable.

64-year-old baby boomer loses job after refusing to learn new software that his company gave him 3 months to learn: 'He’s telling people he’s retiring early.'

The boyfriend of the girl in the story, who is tan and has a long face.

Guy best friend ruthlessly insults his girl best friend's boyfriend's appearance: 'His hair is greasy, the tan fried his skin, and he's just really hideous and unpleasant to look at.'