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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
A model who could be the 27-year-old woman who is leeching off of her 25-year-old sister, and wants her younger sister to pay even more rent than she's already paying.

27-year-old unemployed woman demands her 25-year-old sister pay more of the bills because she has a job: 'My sister only pays £250 for monthly rent.'
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A model representing a boss who scolded her employee for leaving work one measly minute before the workday ended.

Boss scolds hardworking employee for leaving work 1 minute before the workday ends, even though she comes in early every day
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A picture of a model pretending to be a stressed-out employee who just found out his pay is getting cut by $50K.

Boss cuts employee's salary by $50K to be more aligned with industry standards: 'What is wrong with companies?'
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A model represents the lazy man who has the opportunity to get full-time work but doesn't take it, and ends up getting evicted.

Lazy dude demands his friend let him sleep at his house after he quit his part-time job and got evicted: 'Until he can prove he can be responsible and show some work ethic, I cannot help him.'
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A representation of a teenage boy who broke up with his sister's friend after only dating her for a couple of weeks.

15-year-old brother breaks up with his 18-year-old sister's friend after 6 weeks of dating, sister refuses to drive him to school: 'She won't speak to him at home.'
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Two models represent a dad playing video games with his son, even though his ex-wife doesn't support it.

Mom criticizes ex-husband for playing Fortnite with their 10-year-old son while she has custody of him
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The daughter who went to college without a college fund, who was constantly sidelined by her stepsisters throughout her childhood.

Dad refused to save for his eldest daughter's college education, while saving $25K each for her half-sister's college: 'My dad and my stepmom constantly complained about me wasting their money.'
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48-year-old stepmom refuses to use her inheritance to pay for her 22-year-old daughter's college tuition: 'I have the funds, but the entitlement makes me sick.'
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A rich woman and her boss fly together in first class.

Boss making $415K rants to poor employee about first-class international plane tickets costing $20K each: 'My boss makes a mockery of people who fly economy.'
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An employee who left his old company to join a dysfunctional startup.

Employee leaves job for a startup in August, returns to his old job after realizing the startup owners were inept and clueless: 'They wanted me to handle everything for the income of only 1 person.'
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