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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
A teacher teaches her class moments after getting passed up for a promotion.

School principal tells teacher she didn't get a promotion in the school hallway: 'In front of the students, whispering, as other classes walked by. I then had to continue to teach for the rest of the day.'

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Movers berates customer for taking more than 20 minutes to tip for their services: 'Demanding a tip is a great way to ensure you don't get one.'

A teenage girl who will never let her stepmother take the place of her late mother.

16-year-old refuses to let her stepmom take on a maternal role in her life after 8 years of knowing her: 'I told her I didn't want another mom figure and I liked her as Hannah.'

The living room of an expensive New York City apartment, complete with crown molding and a dazzling chandelier

Girlfriend requires a $ 15K-a-month, 3-bedroom NYC apartment with outdoor space and crown molding, much to her boyfriend's dismay: 'I pay for 70% of everything, including rent.'

A group of young cheerful friends relaxing indoors

Scammer charges roommate $1000 per month after telling him the rent is $1600, roommate discovers the rent is actually $1000: 'The landlord says we're short on rent because he only gives the landlord $800 a month.'

Mixed race woman holding the television remote and changing the channel on the couch while smiling

Stepdad berates 17-year-old stepdaughter for letting her friend ask him for replacement batteries for the remote control: 'My mom said that I could’ve done it myself.'

High school senior poses for his graduation photos after finding out his aunt won't be attending the ceremony due to her wedding.

32-year-old aunt schedules last-minute wedding the weekend after her 18-year-old nephew's high school graduation, freaks out when her sister, her nephew's mom, refuses to attend

A crying employee leaves her office with her stuff after being laid off.

Company lays off hardworking employee of 12 years after boss explicitly told her she was safe from layoffs: 'No warning. No acknowledgment of 12 years.'

Dad tries to get some sleep on the couch after calling in sick with a fever.

Boss reprimands employee for not covering his sick coworker's last-minute shift because he was 2 hours away: 'She didn’t believe I was unavailable to cover, and that I just didn’t want to.'

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Stepdad refuses to pay for his stepchild's college at the expense of his kid's college funds: 'My wife says it’s not fair that my child will have enough money for 4 years at college and her child will not.'