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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
Two coworkers share a pizza and laugh together during a peaceful lunch break without any bitter individuals present.

60-year-old employee excludes coworker from eating with her at lunch, gets angry when coworker makes friends and eats with new hire: 'Too old to be acting like this.'

A Gen Z employee pouts at her desk, unconcerned with what her boss thinks about her attitude.

Gen Xer praises Gen Z employees for their terrible attitudes at work: 'I wish I could've got away with half the stuff they do these days!'

A young unemployed woman is stressed about her phone bills because she needs to pay them to attend a phone interview.

Job seeker considers skipping phone interview because she doesn't have enough money to pay her phone bill: 'I desperately need a job.'

Stepdad decides he's going to kick his wife out of the house for stealing from her daughter's college education fund that he set up for her.

Stepdad kicks mom out of his house for stealing the money he set aside for his 14-year-old stepdaughter's education: 'The issue wasn't the money. It was that she lied to me repeatedly.'

A young mom works at her part-time job while her kids are at school.

Part time employee working from 8:30 AM to 1:30 PM refuses to come in early to help her coworkers: 'When I say early, I mean like 3 AM.'

Employees from different companies work side by side in a coworking space.

Boston-based company requires remote North Carolinian employee to work from a coworking space 2 days a week: 'I do the same work I do at home from a louder room with worse coffee.'

Employee goofs off at work, hoping he won't get fired and forced to do a job that actually requires him to give it his all.

Employee quiet quits at his cushy $100K office job for 3.5 years before his managers noticed: 'They say that I'm not making any progress in my career.'

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Manager demands worker send her coworkers home early during the holiday weekend, yells at her for doing so: 'I asked 2 people to leave at 1:30pm. We close at 5:00pm, and from 4:30 to 5:00 we got slammed.'

The passenger is stressed out by the child who has been kicking her seat for the past hour.

Passenger yells at mother after her 4-year-old daughter kicked her seat for the entire flight: 'Please get your kid to stop kicking the chair, I can’t take this anymore!'

A couple, who have been together for only two months, kiss in the car they bought together.

Stepdad refuses to cosign on his stepdaughter's apartment after she bought a car with her boyfriend of 2 months: 'She is a single mom to a 3-year-old girl, and she's terrible with money.'