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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
Happy teenage girl writes fanfiction on her laptop while sitting on her bed

14-year-old refuses to delete her fanfiction despite her parents' insistence that it'll look bad to future employers: 'I’m a 40-year-old accountant who reads fanfiction on my phone during my lunch break. Employers don't care.'

Dad teaches his toddler baby to play drums, spending quality time with him

Dad demands his wife stop scheduling play dates for their 2-year-old son when he is taking care of him: 'I want to spend quality time with my child'

Colman Domingo as Joe Jackson in the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic Michael

'I just told you what to think!': Why Colman Domingo will win his first Oscar for his potrayal of Joe Jackson

A group of daycare student sit on the carpet while watching Veggie Tales on the TV

Dad gets daycare teacher fired after she lets her students watch Veggie Tales: 'Now there's a backlash against me. It's all my fault she got fired. They're just animated vegetables.'

snooping rumors stealing annoying coworkers texts phone employees colleague human resources Coworkers - 44220933

Coworker goes through colleague's phone and finds texts calling her annoying, starts spreading rumors about her in the office: 'I never leave my phone out in the open, so that means she had to go through my stuff to get it.'

Boss gathers employees for a mandatory fun meeting at the end of the workday on Friday

Boss schedules 'mandatory fun meeting' at 4:55 PM on a Friday to review the 'wins' of the week: 'This is the micromanager’s way of making sure nobody ducks out early on a Friday.'

Little girl cries because her babysitter won't let her watch another episode of TV

40-year-old refuses to give in to her 3-year-old cousin's temper tantrums while babysitting her, mom scolds her for not giving her daughter exactly what she wants: 'How dare you try to discipline my child?'

A professional woman in a suit smiles confidently

Company gives employee a $150 bonus, takes $150 out of her next paycheck: 'My manager made a big show of giving me a holiday bonus. Now he's saying it was a salary advance.'

Senior couple lying in bed during the husband's birthday weekend

In-laws demand their son and daughter-in-law travels out-of-state for father-in-law's birthday party, forces couple to share a hotel room with them: 'We are the only ones expected to share a room since we don’t have kids.'

Boyfriend looks a wheel of expensive cheese before buying it to finance the down payment for his house

Girlfriend leaves boyfriend after he spent $18.5K of their savings on a cheese wheel: 'If I cut it into 200g wedges and sell it at $60 each I can make $38K'