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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
An angry driver yelling at the bus for stopping in front of his house while his neighbor boards the bus

Driver honks at neighbor for using the bus stop in front of his house while he's leaving for work: 'The bus is blocking him in.'

Girlfriend looks angrily at her boyfriend after he broke up with her for being too successful

26-year-old boyfriend breaks up with his rich, successful, educated girlfriend because he thinks she's too good for him

An employee works on his computer on a Friday while his coworker stays at home

Employee refuses to cover for coworker who has constantly called out of work on Fridays over the past 8 months: 'I didn't think it was fair for the same people to keep absorbing the impact of recurring absences.'

A woman contemplates whether to financially assist her mother with her inheritance from her father

33-year-old woman considers giving some of her $3M inheritance to her financially irresponsible mother, despite her late father's request: 'In my dad's will, he has written in bold font that I am not allowed to give any money to my mom.'

An assistant cuts into a steak lunch while eating with her boss and a client.

Boss makes assistant cry because she ordered steak and dessert during a business lunch with a client: 'The client and I both ordered burgers and fries. The client and I both said no to dessert.'

10-year-old girl smiles on the beach after her mom gives-in and lets her go on childfree girls trip to Cancun

Entitled mom announces she's bringing her 10-year-old daughter on a childfree girl's trip to Mexico, 1 week before the trip: 'We're not going to change the entire point of this trip just because of your inability to tell your kid no.'

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Boss scolds 29-year-old employee for being too direct in emails: 'The emails were literally things like: “Hi, can you send the updated file when you get a chance?”'

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Hoarder mother-in-law gives expecting daughter-in-law garbage as a birthday gift: 'Before this most recent blizzard she dropped off a box of old candy from her desk at work.'

A manager leading an in-person meeting in an office

Manager accuses employee of skipping a meeting because she didn't remember that he was there: 'Apparently not contributing made me invisible in that meeting.'

A baby eating a bowl of fruits

Mom cuts off childfree friend after she scolds her for letting her 20-month-old touch her bowl: 'She found it really unacceptable that my baby was touching her things.'