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Emmy Pratt

I sell houses that don't exist to men who were never born
Emmy has been a Writer and Editor for Memebase since June of 2022, but her fascination with memes and online culture has lasted all her life. Since she was 12 years old, she's been scrounging Twitter for the latest discourse and scoping out super-specific memes to send to her friends and loved ones. She spent 8 hours a day on Tumblr in 2012, and that training has gotten her to where she is today. Prior to working at Cheezburger, she's been published in TV Insider and The Broadway Beat. Prior non-writing job titles include Library Security Guard, Dog Bakery Employee, and High School Dragon Mascot. The meme industry has been the one that stuck. Emmy earned her degree in English from The Ohio State University, where she was the President of the school's historic humor magazine and not-yet historic sketch comedy troupe.
Romantic couple on a boat visiting an alpine lake at braise lake at braise Italy

Chronically online parents criticizing young couples for traveling will not increase the birth rate

A college student transfers money from his roommate's bank account to himself after finding his bank app open on his computer.

Student tries to pay his college tuition, discovers his roommate stole $900 from his bank account to get his car out of the pound: 'Relax, I was gonna return it after my next paycheck.'

Employee eats cake during her lunch break at work.

Coworkers berate employee for leaving the office for her 30 minute lunch break: 'The way people have reacted, you'd think I started leaving for a three hour lunch.'

A founding engineer/executive decides to leave his company of 30 years after an incompetent new owner took over the manufacturing plant

Founding engineer of 30 years leaves company after new owner runs the business to the ground after 2 years: 'This arrogant owner treated brilliant engineers like disposable garbage.'

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Unschooled 15-year-old didn't learn how to read until she was 12, claims she's dumb and doesn't know how to fix it: 'I’ve never attended any school or educational institution.'

The boss tells the employee that she both did the bare minimum and exceeded expectations.

Boss scolds employee during performance review for doing the bare minimum, while also claiming that she meets all of her goals: 'If they want to see bare minimum they’ll for sure see it starting now.'

A shelf of old books from an estate sale

Reader criticizes children of boomers for selling all of their late parents' old books for only $20: 'All this stuff is basically worthless, even in mint condition.'

Coworkers secretly gossip about their boss while their boss is out of the room

Manager walks in on direct reports whispering and gossiping about her: 'They tensed up, looked guilty, and immediately changed the subject.'

A teacher grades her students essays, wishing that she was doing anything else.

Teacher conspires to 'lose' 60 student essays because she doesn't want to grade them: 'I got through 3 of them before I contemplated dumping them all in the trash.'

The café boss explains that tap water costs his customers money, much to their chagrin.

Café boss forces customers to pay 75 cents for tap water, then nixes the policy when an employee makes him explain it to customers: 'My boss handles all questions about the water policy.'