The dangers of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many sad realities of being a 21st-century person with excruciating first-world problems, no matter how much you try to fight them. Although the majority of us can admit to being unhappy almost every day, it's considered rude to whine about your troubles when, in comparison, you're actually pretty damn fortunate. Unfortunately, we are unable to help you permanently overcome the urge to completely disregard the obligations and tasks t…