This employee works for a retail store with an online presence on eBay.

“I'm a comedian.” Three words, beginning with a contraction, that make me back away in revulsion. Back when I had Tinder, I listed two kinds of people who I simply would not converse with: The above self-proclaimed funnymen, and burners. Burners, as in Burning Man attendees. These types of people and their personalities (for the most part) couldn't turn me on less. My other major sexual dealbreaker is skipping foreplay, which is harder to assess when swiping on a dating profile . Most people ca…

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It's no secret that entitled people consider themself to be immune to the social courtesies and rules that the rest of us follow. They think that an action is just fine as long as it gets them ahead. There are your bulk-standard entitled acts, and then there are extremely petty acts like this. There's such a minor benefit to be had in a “grocery store fuel rewards heist” that it's especially insane to undertake that behavior. Like, bro, you're really going to steal my $0.05/gallon fuel discount…

Immediate ick

Mike Tigerson