Sometimes we do dumb things when we are drunk and horny. And sometimes those things are SO dumb they put us into some serious fucking credit card debt for years to come. Kind of like this woman, who was just trying to have some fun at a bachelorette party with a cruise ship employee until things got DRASTICALLY out of hand, leaving her stranded in a foreign country. BUT! She was generous enough to share this hilariously awful sexcapade with the universe by putting it on the Internet and for that, we thank her and as always, we do not judge.
Everyone's morning "coffee" ritual is a little different, and for some that means an ungodly amount of syrup slammed into their veins like it was being pushed in by a train. This barista thought they were getting revenge on a bad customer by seriously overdoing things, but as it turns out, that customer could look the grim reaper in the eye voids and say "the sweet embrace of death isn't saccharine enough for my tastes, Mister Jingly Bone Man." For another tale from the café, here's a customer who demanded hotter coffee so the manager went full throttle.
Clearly we've got a way to go when it comes to social justice and women's rights, but in years past women were held to nearly impossible standards of beauty and etiquette that seems outlandish in today's world. You won't believe how utterly messed up these old-school ads are!
Who owns memes? We all do. We plucked these memes from the virtual treasure chests of shameless meme pirates who stole memes from other meme thieves, and so on. Now it's your turn. Go ahead, take 'em. Like anything you see? It's yours. Just make sure you pay it forward and share the wealth in your favorite group chat.
Nick Jonas entered our hearts back in the day when he was in the Jonas Brothers, and somehow, he still has a big part in hearts today. This week, Twitter celebrated Priyanka Chopra's birthday and expressed jealousy over the fact that she got to marry Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas was also trending on the platform for imitating Shawn Mendes, who was also one of the dudes we celebrated on Thirsty Thursday once upon a time, on Tik Tok. He also posted a recent pic of himself in which he seems to not have aged in the past ten years. So there's a whole lot of reasons to thirst over this Jo Bro. Scroll down for our fave thirst tweets.
Not every animal is born into the best of circumstances. Nature can be difficult like that. In the wild, unfortunately, baby animals can lose their mothers and be left alone. Many of them don't survive, but some of them... find themselves in the hands of people who will do anything to save them.
Such is the story of Tohar the cow. She had lost her momma when she was only 8 days old, but thankfully, she found her way to Shanti farm where other disabled animals get rescued and find forever homes. But, that's not where her story Tohar's story ends. This wonderful girl has turned out to have endless love for other animals, and has, over time, become a sort of surrogate momma to them, taking them under her wing and giving them all the love that she can.
As long as social media has existed, women have been the unwilling recipients of cringey, creepy solicitations, and more recently - graphic, unwanted imagery. And as new messaging sites and apps are becoming popular, the messages are multiplying. Fortunately many women are not afraid to SHUT. IT. DOWN. These are their stories.
A whole lot of people have found their significant others on dating apps, and I'm just having a hard time understanding how TF they succeeded at finding someone. I mean, are we using the same dating apps? Because I find that pretty darn hard to believe. Finding my boo on a dating app is like waiting for rain in a drought - useless and disappointing (okay, yes, I quoted Hilary Duff in Cinderella Story but it's very applicable to the situation). The people of Twitter know that dating apps are the opposite of what they promise, and they publish golden tweets about it on a weekly basis. Scroll down for our fave pics of the week.
Some people have an uncanny knack for getting wildly impatient and plain old belligerent in the drive-thru. It's as if they get caught up in the blinding desire of needing to be an impossible million places at once, and this gives way to nasty behavior. Well, one of the drivers caught up in this rude drive-thru debacle decided to play a song to show how they felt about all the rudeness. I just hope the dude in the red truck was able to hear their special song. Shoutout to @chasityrodriguez93 for the comedy gold.