Cringe-fest

Dogs are precious. Even as a relatively new “cat person,” I cannot turn my back on the adorable, loyal, and sometimes stinky creatures I grew up with. The bond shared with a pet is strong, and there's something about a dog bond that can't be replicated. The eyes, full of devotion. Their grief when you leave home. Most of all, when I think about dogs, I think about Teddy, my family's long-deceased Wheaten Terrier. Teddy was amazing. He wasn't great with other dogs (he wasn't socialized early in…

Once you have the rejection hotline number memorized, it's time to find a new dating pool.

The bigger ones on this list are actually the least dangerous.

You should have gone for meme

The old adage “cats rule; dog drool” couldn't be more true for these unfortunate K9s. In a series of images below, you'll see cats getting spoiled as they believe they always should be (I mean, they're queens and we know it). You'll also see sweet pups stuck on the floor or wondering why they got one treat instead of two. These cats are loungin' on plush furniture and eating the best treats while living their purrrfect life (see what I did there). Don't get me wrong, I'm certain these adorable…

We have not stopped laughing from this video. Wow, Karens can be SO brainless . If their childish tantrums didn't already prove to you that not much is going on up in their head, then this situation will solidify it. A metal band was playing a show and a Karen bought a ticket to the show just so she could stand in the front row shaking her head disapprovingly and holding her arms up as a cross towards them… LOL Not only did she just support the band by giving them her money when she bought a ti…

Philip K. Dick, eat your heart out

Tell me you've never had an orgasm without telling me you've never had an orgasm

There's an intense debate as to whether Dachshunds are considered smol, as their length gives them a similar mass to that of medium doggos.

The new game looks so much fun!

Cats rule, dogs droll!

Be the yee to their haw, not the snake in their boot.

Happy weekend, meme freaks. We've been hard at work all week, just trying to make a dime while “the man” makes a dollar. And what do we have to show for it? A carton of eggs and a salad made with $10 romaine lettuce. Beyond that, there's a distinct feeling of exhaustion, lowered self-esteem, and resentment. Not even my cat can help me bounce back from a week that, between work and my personal life, was just wack.

rightfully so!

Oh, were you sitting there?