Everyone has secrets - it's what makes us human. But not all secrets are born equal. For some, their worst secret is that they stole a cookie from the jar when you were five-years-old. For others, it's that they murdered the cat next door. It's all relative. But a Reddit thread asking people to share their most disgusting secrets has proved that some people are truly messed up, and honestly, reading through some of these disturbing revelations makes me realize how boring my life is.
Another week means another round of some sweet and sour cat snaps! Don't worry, they're mostly sweet.
We have a theory around here that anything can be cured with cats, and that includes this splendid collection of cat snaps. So tie on that bib and get to snacking -- these snaps are too delicious to miss out on!
And if you're hungry for some dessert, we have a lovely selection for you to choose from.
The mineral world is vast and full of diverse colors, shapes and textures, and it just so happens that a few of them end up looking like desserts, meat and fried food. It's uncanny how something that could look so much like a nice piece of food could literally break all your teeth. There's tons of things that look like tasty food but aren't.
Let me set the scene. You are having problems with your computer at work, and you call out in frustration for someone in the office to help you. A guy from the desk clump opposite jumps to the rescue and makes his way to your desk. You gesture for him to take your seat, but he insists on standing. He leans over your shoulder, peering at the screen, trying to figure out the issue. You've never given this guy much thought before, but suddenly, you notice how clear his skin is, how amazing he smells, and how crisp his white shirt is. He is five inches from your face, and you start the electricity is palpable. How has a seemingly innocent situation become so sexually charged?
If you've ever been in a situation like that, let me reassure you that you're not alone. Redditors have been sharing all the moments in life where non-sexual things suddenly feel extremely sexual, and I'm shocked at how many of these resonate with me. Scroll through and make me feel better that I'm not alone?
Sometimes, all you need is a big-ol-list of funny memes without explaining anything to anyone. This is that list. Thanks sis.
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Doggos love to be their goofy and quirky selves. And honestly, we kinda absolutely love it!
We mean, whether it's simple and adorable doggo gifs, or them sleeping in well, let's just say a very awkward position, dogs just make it all better. It's like whatever they do, they are just so cute, one can't help but just laugh a little. (Admit it, you laughed when they trashed the kitchen and gave the most puppy dog face at you...okay well, you laughed after like a good full day.)
Well, one thing is for certain, doggos getting them stuck is maybe our new favorite thing! But don't worry, they know how to ask for help, as they just look at us all smiley looking at us like "Excuse me, can I please get some assistance. I seem to be stuck."
It makes sense that some things are difficult. Like, becoming a doctor or a navy seal are things that are about as difficult as they should be. But why is it so hard to install a printer? It's just a printer! Some of these seem like small problems but we all know that there's extremely petty stuff that people get very passionate about.
When it comes to roasting, women are somewhat superior to men. Amirite ladies? And Twitter is the most successful breeding ground for these epic roasts to take place. So without further ado, we bring you this week's best examples of women roasting men on Twitter. And in case you missed last week's, here they are.
Every so often, someone makes the assumption that they can talk mad shit about someone else to their face just because they look like they they're not fluent in their language. It happened in this case where a rude customer didn't realize their cashier was fluent in Mandarin. The look on someone's face when they realize they've been insanely rude must be priceless.
Our favorite segment of the week, and the only proper way to ring in the weekend -- the newly adopted faces of the week! We love seeing all the animals going or already at their forever homes. We want this for all animals and that's why it's important to adopt, and not shop.
So many beauties are waiting for all our help. We wanted to take a moment to thank everyone and anyone who has adopted in the past and will adopt in the future. And a special thank you to those who adopt the older animals in the shelter. You are all heroes, to us.
If you missed out on last week's adopted faces, you can catch up here! Trust us, you don't want to miss a single adopted face, they're all so beautiful.
