Too. much. cuteness.

This must be a particularly messy office.

Pull my finger

Because Grandma always knows best.

New to Dungeons & Dragons ? Here's a handful of tips, free of charge: 1. If your party gets lost in a maze, just follow the trail of discarded character sheets back to where you started. 2. To make the game more exciting, replace your DM with a magic eight ball. Shake it forcefully before each decision and prepare for unpredictable plot twists. 3. When faced with a locked door, don't bother with lock-picking. Just yell, “Knock, knock!” and wait for a “Who's there?” 4. Need a quick disguise? Jus…

Call centers often demand employees hit a certain number of calls per day, even when that isn't the actual goal of the company. In this case, OP was working at a call center for a collection agency, whose main target was to collect debts, generating revenue for the company. OP was doing really well, but sometimes they missed the daily target, and managers would dwell on their call count, instead of taking a look at the numbers OP was generating for the company. OP found out that the company was…

We stan Oliver Wood

Doesn't get realer than this.

Best Friends Furever.

Is your phone always on silent mode? You're in the right place

There's drama going down at the Wawa air pumps (and if you live in New Jersey, it's just another day). This driver shared their story of their run-in with an utterly infuriating woman who felt entitled to skip waiting in line . U/turtlesh0es wrote to r/pettyrevenge with an excellent tale from the air pumps at a store nearby. They went to fill up their tires — although the OP had an air compressor, they didn't want to wait for the slow machine, and chose to go to the gas station instead. While a…

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When life gives you a sassy personality - you make spicy lemonade

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