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Jesse Kessenheimer

Writer and Editor
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
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'A mass email went out canceling all our annual sales bonuses. 40 salespeople walked that day': 19 Workplace taboos that inspired half the workforce to immediately quit

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Aunt refuses to buy her 20-year-old niece's friends tickets to Disneyland after the niece mistakes their theme park outing for a birthday party

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Burnt-out job hunter accepts a position for $105k less than his previous salary, rejoices with a wholesome outlook: 'The job is fully remote!'

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Burnt out office employee shocked when his work is complimented by a senior director, rethinks his whole career in a wholesome light: ‘I think about quitting pretty regularly, [but] not today'

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19-year-old refuses to crash at his friend's parents' house because they confiscated his phone after curfew: 'I am a grown man'!

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Cat rushes into a woman's house while she checks the mail, feline refuses to leave: 'She refuses to go and just meows til I pet her'

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Why GPS Dependency Makes You a Safer Driver

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24 Corporate buzzwords that make office workers want to rage quit: 'I’m gonna give you some time back'

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20 Mood-boosting Memes That Offset the Cost of Buying Yourself That Little Treat

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'Trying not to be awkward': Introvert memes that speak to the antisocial soul