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Jesse Kessenheimer

LOTR is the greatest story ever told–change my mind
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
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30 Rambunctious Memes for Cat Lovers Whose Kitten is Purrpetually in Play Mode

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A Fresh Step of 34 Feline Funnies to Give You That 'Just Kissed a Cat' Feeling (December 31, 2025)

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"Catio" protects a house cat from a ravenous coyote, and the fearless feline remains unbothered: 'My cat just sat there, completely calm (she’s braver than I am)'

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Fitness Apps Ruined Running by Turning Cardio-Day Into a Toxic Comparison Game

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26 Sassy Office Employee Memes to Include in Your OOO Reply

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Christmas Eve kitten rescue has a happy ending after a cat lover brings 5 kittens and their mama to warm their whiskers in front of a holiday hearth: 'It's a Christmas miracle!'

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'Their agent tried to squeeze me for an additional £35k': Guy buys a family farmhouse directly from the homeowners after realizing the real estate agent is trying to manipulate the price to inflate his commission

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26 Lord of the Rings Memes for Fans Quoting LOTR Whenever Possible (December 28, 2025)

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'Gift cards don't work that way': Taco shop drive-thru employee dumbfounded, denying a customer when they try to purchase a meal with a $0 gift card

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Aunt blindsided when her SIL pressures her to buy an extra concert ticket for her niece for Christmas so she can tag along on their mother-daughter bonding trip: 'I just want this to be me and [my daughter]'