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Jesse Kessenheimer

LOTR is the greatest story ever told–change my mind
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
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UPDATE: Hooman instantly bonds with a loving cat they find in the street, then, after finding ‘Lost Pet’ signs in their neighborhood, reluctantly return him to the original owner: ‘A happy ending to the story!’

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24 Lord of the Rings Memes for OG Fans Who Were There 3000 Years Ago (April 24, 2025)

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Avast Ye Swashbuckling Cat Lovers!—for 25 Meowty Cat Purrates Are Here to Pillage Your Meme Ship

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‘Fake it til you make it’: Guy cures impostor syndrome after lying on his resume, Googling his way to success, and becoming a coding wizard by accident

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Notorious Stud Cat Captured, Curbing the Local Stray Kitten Population While Turning His Love and Affection Towards His Foster Hoomans Instead

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Entitled wife repeatedly leaves her husband to fend for himself with 3 kids, guilt-tripping him into staying behind so she can live her life: ‘She went on 3 trips abroad without me’

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'My knee was crushed and I yelped': 5'2" traveler plays the victim after refusing to let the man in front of her recline his seat, ends up causing discourse that left the entire plane divided

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'Weird parenting choice but okay': Entitled mom encourages her 3 kids to ransack a stranger's Easter egg hunt, stealing over half of their hidden eggs before getting called a bad mom by the 32-year-old woman to whom they belonged

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‘It’s kinda my thing': 45-year-old eldest sister spends 10 years hosting every family event, then flips out when her sibling suggests a holiday at her house instead, childish feud ensues

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‘And where did I tell him not to ride?’: Rural gardener sets a boobytrap for the 15-year-old BMX biker who keeps riding through his garden, teaching him a lesson with a popped tire and a furious parent