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Jesse Kessenheimer

Writer and Editor
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
kittens cats

28 Kitten Memes Cute Enough to Smooth Your Troubled Brain

family drama

Bride uninvites elderly Mom because she doesn't want to be reminded of her aging, sister tells the whole family the truth: 'If mom cannot come then I am not coming'

cats

Kindhearted rescuer save a 2 week old kitten from the middle of the road, and despite a cat allergy foster the feline: 'We almost ran over the little baby'

cats

Stray cat trusts a cat lover with her last surviving newborn kitten, sparks wholesome discussion online about feline companionship: 'You're supposed to co-parent'

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'Walkable neighborhoods': 20 Luxuries that used to be a sign of poverty

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Woman unapologetically eats a giant burrito at her desk to rebel against the workplace Karen who critiques her lunches every day:' I made eye contact while I took the first bite'

cat-memes

32 Meowschievous Cat Memes Risking It All for a Taste of Tuna

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'A mass email went out canceling all our annual sales bonuses. 40 salespeople walked that day': 19 Workplace taboos that inspired half the workforce to immediately quit

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Aunt refuses to buy her 20-year-old niece's friends tickets to Disneyland after the niece mistakes their theme park outing for a birthday party

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Mom signs up her ex's new wife for a comedy club act after reading her ridiculous demands on their custody request: 'Megan is still getting contacted by comedy-related organizations'