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Jesse Kessenheimer

LOTR is the greatest story ever told–change my mind
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
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Recent Horror-Romances like ‘Frankenstein’ Suggest That Women Yearn for a Monster Gentleman, Not a Gentleman Who’s a Monster

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Mentally Skip Thanksgiving With 23 Christmas Memes for the Unappolagetically Merry

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Injured woman refuses to pay $680 for a ski trip she didn't go on, resisting pressure from her boyfriend who invited someone else in her stead: 'I’m not paying for a vacation I didn’t attend'

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Uncle buys his 13-year-old nephew an entire gaming setup to get payback on his sister's childish boyfriend, forging core memories while the manchild fumes: ‘I didn't plan to go as far as I did, [but] it felt so good’

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22 Nonrefundable Memes to Get Retail Workers Through the Holidays

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A Feast of 29 Cat Memes to Have You Feline Like Everything's Gravy

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Today’s Most Bingeable Shows Would’ve Never Survived the Week-to-Week Broadcast Model of the ‘90s

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A Fresh Step of 33 Feline Funnies to Give You That 'Just Kissed a Cat' Feeling (November 17, 2025)

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Smaug's Hidden Treasure Trove of 24 Lord of the Rings Memes Burgled Away by Bilbo (Of Course)

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Cat-skeptic reluctantly honors a nightly kitten buffet, then the neighborhood stray cats spread rumors of his wholesome open-door policy: ‘Word on the street is that you are warm, welcoming, and generous with the treats'