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Jesse Kessenheimer

LOTR is the greatest story ever told–change my mind
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
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Aunt blindsided when her SIL pressures her to buy an extra concert ticket for her niece for Christmas so she can tag along on their mother-daughter bonding trip: 'I just want this to be me and [my daughter]'

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A Fresh Step of 31 Feline Funnies to Give You That 'Just Kissed a Cat' Feeling (December 24, 2025)

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Wealthy husband buys a fake designer bag for his wife, then gaslights her after it breaks, humiliating her at the Gucci store when she demands a repair: ‘He misled me’

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Nepobaby boss unjustly fires an irreplaceable employee 5 days before Christmas, then justice is served when the company goes bankrupt: ‘[I’m] living a fantasy'

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Broadcasting New Year’s Resolutions on Social Media Depreciates Its Personal Meaning

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Husband Tells His Wife "If She Finds a Cat, She Can Keep It," So After Stumbling Upon a Golden-Eyed Cat Outside the Corner Store, She Saves It From Subfreezing Temperatures

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Intern catches their bootlicking Secret Santa partner giving $100 gifts to their 3 bosses, cheaping-out on their assigned gift for a lower-ranking coworker: 'I saw her put Christmas bags on [their] desks'

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A Christmas Cookie Platter of 24 Festive Memes to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth

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34 Lord of the Rings Memes for Fans Quoting LOTR Whenever Possible (December 21, 2025)

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Dad defends his parenting tactics, clashing with his brother-in-law when he mocks the rules he set for his kids on family vacation: 'Go ahead and assume I never want parenting advice from you'