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Jesse Kessenheimer

LOTR is the greatest story ever told–change my mind
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
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Employee fakes pregnancy to get 3 weeks of PTO after using up their annual vacation alotment; gets away with it: 'She photoshopped a sonogram'

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25 Happy Little Memes That Highlight the Best Parts About Being Human (July 13, 2025)

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30 Introvert Memes for Aficionados of the "Irish Goodbye" (July 11, 2025)

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‘The vet said we could either take him or put him back on the street’: Aslan, the friendly orange stray, gets rejected by the cat shelter, so the heroic couple who found him decide to keep him furever

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Entitled Kevin expects to get $3000 of chopped wood from his neighbor after making his tree-cutting process far more complicated; neighbor refuses to share: 'No wood for you'

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Bride puts her foot down after her entitled mother-in-law tries to force the bridal party to wear hideous gowns for the wedding: 'She said if she's paying, she gets a say'

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'Make sure the house is spotless by 5 pm': Guests cancel their $2000/night Airbnb reservation after the hosts demand they clean up after the previous guest

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Legend Has It: How ‘Dad Lore’ romanticizes the pursuit of daring adventures for the sake of legendary storytelling

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'I’m family, I can come anytime': Mother-in-law shows up unannounced to her son's new house, then makes a scene when she's not offered the master bedroom; the guestzilla cuts her visit short to fireback

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UPDATE #3: Stray found wandering the rooftop of a high-rise building bonds with a cat-lover's 13-year-old tuxedo cat; the duo become insePURRable: 'The drama queen missed his friend'