Recent Posts from Jesse Kessenheimer

Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer. I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events). Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!

Jesse Kessenheimer

26 Uniquely Adventurous Cats Harnessing the Heartwarming Spirit of the Outdoors

Entitled little sister demands to swap rooms with her 24-year-old sibling after they remodel their parents' old guest room to save money; eldest refuses: ‘Hers gets really hot in the summer’

Employee leaves a note for the lunch thief who stole his mother's famous chicken sandwich that makes him become a feared office legend

24 Cute Cow Memes to Give You That Monday Moo'tivation

Tech employee humbles his one-upper cousin in the office, revealing he was a nepo-hire after the cousin disses his work ethic in front of the entire department: ‘Focus on your own KPIs instead of [me]’

Karen reports their neighbor because their doormat is an "eyesore," so the neighbor retaliates by snitching on their illegal subletting operation to the HOA

Daycare director puts entitled helicopter parents in their place, awarding their 4-year-old Brody the same participation trophy as every other kid: 'You're telling me my son gets the same thing as the kid who picked his nose the whole time?'

Heroic house cat growls and alerts their human after an entitled landlord enters their apartment unannounced, purroving to be a surprisingly feisty guard animal: 'My brave dude was ready to fight'

Entitled 30-year-old expects independent little sister to let them move in rent-free after quitting a stable job and squandering their savings on a flopped business endeavor; sister refuses: 'I worked hard for my stability'

25-year-old holds her prankster cousin accountable, suing him when he refuses to pay $1300 to replace the brand new phone he threw in the pool: ‘Actions have consequences’