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Jesse Kessenheimer

Writer and Editor
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
cat memes Funny Memes - 45609477

‘Trust me bro': Pawsitive cat memes more whimsical than a cat's meowgical whiskers

work-memes

'So are we still doing pizza instead of bonuses?': Work memes to repay hardworking workers for their effort

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Co-homeowner moves into the family home they inherited, then their estranged father splits hairs over 50% ownership: 'I own it, I could've called a locksmith at any time'

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Mom refuses to cancel her vacation to accommodate her in-laws' last-minute family reunion plans: 'They begged us to cancel [so they could] see the grandkids'

cat memes

'You have 3 wishes': 23 Soft kitten memes to fulfill any cat lover's soft kitten dreams

job hiring ai fired drama

Boss replaces his employees with AI, then begs everyone to come back when his business goes up in flames: ‘Their clients are suing them’

girls trip friends pay bill

Friend gets charged $600 for a girl's trip while everyone else pays $350 because she has a "better job," she bails and leaves them with the bill: 'I was basically being used as an ATM'

eyes lens ophthalmologist

Photographer insists he knows more about eyes than his ophthalmologist, ends up spending €750 on prescription glasses that don't work: 'I know optics'

it admin work workplace expense bill

Database worker bills $200 for labor because the accounting department wants to save $0.20 cents on a $5 replacement ethernet cable: ‘The purchasing clerk was proud’

AI technology changes work job hiring

'The hype is way overblown': 15 Employees quietly changing their career plans because of AI