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Jesse Kessenheimer

Writer and Editor
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
AI technology changes work job hiring

'The hype is way overblown': 15 Employees quietly changing their career plans because of AI

location parents parenting drama

19-Year-Old Refuses to Share Her Location With Helicopter Parents, So They Threaten to Charge Her $100/Month in Retaliation

cat memes cute kittens

Mew'd-boosting cat memes with the cuteness pawer to turn the day around: 'Have you seen my cat?'

work memes funny lol

'Don't talk to me before 11 AM': 20 Work memes to reward hardworking workers with a chuckle

kittens memes cats cute

'You're coming home with me!': 24 Soft kitten memes to fulfill any cat lover's soft kitten dreams

bill restaurant pay

'Some surprises are nice, some are not': Dad gets stuck with a $600 restaurant bill when his future son-in-law bails on paying, awkward stalemate causes a loyal daughter to back up her family

tradesman tools mom parents toddler train

Tradesman refuses to give up his train seat to a mom and toddler, prioritizing his extra seat for $20,000 of tools as planned: ‘I paid for the space’

server tip tips tipping-culture drama

Career server rants over 10% tips, reaffirming everyone's prejudice against toxic tipping culture: 'Just don't bother'

uncle parenting debate drama

'I do not want to babysit every day': Uncle roped into babysitting a 3 and 1-year-old because parents would rather live childfree; stirs parenting debate when he refuses

parents parenting drama dog

Parents steal the spotlight at their daughter's wedding by bringing their dog to the reception unannounced: ‘They just HAD to bring it over’