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Jesse Kessenheimer

Writer and Editor
Wuddup Cheezburger brethren–I'm Jess Kessenheimer and I'm a writer for the Trending Team over here at the spiciest website on the Internet. Platters of punchlines are brought to you on Memebase, Failblog, ICanHas, Geek Universe, Cheezcake, and Animal Comedy–And I'm the one that's gonna serve it up with a dash of salt. What makes me qualified to curate such a delectable mix of mishmash and comedy? Welp, you don't spend your life perpetually online without gaining a bit of insider info on the goods. You may hate that I'm a Zillennial (millennizoomer, or whatever you want to call it), but as your purveyor of memes, viral videos, and tiptop tales from the Reddit dungeons, I'm specifically equipped to bring you the very best that the Internet has to offer.  I may be too old to be TikTok famous and too young to own a house, but I'm just the right age to have spent $.99 cents on a ringtone and to watch my Neopet starve, while I'm locked into a snowball dispute on Club Penguin. So as my knees creak and the dial-up tone of my first computer echoes in my ears, step right up and read some of my newest jokes, cultivated in the dark humor corners of my soul. What can I say? I'm just a product of my environment (which has incidentally consisted of a disturbing amount of 'once-in-a-lifetime' events).  Anywho, below are some funnies, some weirds, and some downright dubious trending tidbits from online–go look at 'em!!
lizard-memes

20 Lizard memes to warm your heart like a 100-degree heat lamp

cats sploot

22 Sploot cats proving that felines are mammals made of purr liquid

world cup

‘Bottomless chips really meant all you can eat’: World Cup travelers reveal their 18 greatest surprises in America

mildly infuriating Workplace - 45732357

Female doctor saves the life of a stranger on a flight, but only her boyfriend gets rewarded 25,000 airline points because they assume he's the MD: ‘[He] gets greeted as Dr and the I get called Ms’

hardworking employee work savings

Hardworking employee catches her boyfriend draining $2400 from their joint savings account to buy himself a watch: 'Four months of me eating crackers for dinner so he could feel rich'

girl-dinner

'Craving a pickle': 22 Girl Dinners to Inspire a Meal That's Good for the Soul

hot-take iceland-air airline travel

Iceland Air’s “Bad Photographer Contest” is Shattering the Monotonous Non-Human Marketing Model

kittens cats

28 Kitten Memes Cute Enough to Smooth Your Troubled Brain

family drama

Bride uninvites elderly Mom because she doesn't want to be reminded of her aging, sister tells the whole family the truth: 'If mom cannot come then I am not coming'

cats

Kindhearted rescuer save a 2 week old kitten from the middle of the road, and despite a cat allergy foster the feline: 'We almost ran over the little baby'