Evan as someone who has never played Skyrim, mostly out of fear of addiction, this Twitter thread was wildly entertaining. Twitter user @PatrickLenton (editor of Aussie entertainment site Junkee) takes us on a frustrating and incredibly funny journey through some "serious" trials that start with him sweetly adopting a dog within the game. While the whole saga sounds like a bit of a nightmare, we have to admit it's got us rethinking our stance on the game.
Florida Man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.
Folks have speculated that there is something in the water down in Florida or perhaps some other variable that causes these crazy headlines, but one thing is for sure, Florida Manwill keep on making crazy headline memes for the rest of the country, and world, to enjoy with puzzled looks.
Anyone who has a cat knows they have the marvelous ability to sleep wherever they want, however they want. These pictures will show you just how funny or weird their sleep positions can get. One of our LOL's users, bajio6401, has created the ultimate guide to all those weird positions. We're pretty sure you can all relate...
Sometimes it blows our minds to see how popular tattoos are. People are covering their bodies with near-indelible inks, not wondering if they'll change their mind, or if the tats will look good later in life. Even worse? That they pay decidedly untalented and unintelligent people to ink these permanent pieces on their bodies. These cringeworthy tattoos may serve as a cautionary tale for anyone who was thinking about getting tatted on a whim. Be very, very careful.
Like wines, kids seem to ferment with age. Except there's nothing "fine" about their Cabernet Soverygross or Pee-yoo Noir. Their clothes become deeply infused and we're the ones left to "enjoy" and launder their vintage stankiness. What if there were descriptions for the "bouquet" coming off kids' clothes written like wine enthusiasts describe their adult grape juice? Via: How to be a dad
It's like a never ended stream of memes that can't and won't stop.
More memes and more memes keep on coming through with no sign of letting up.
The officialshoebox brings Daily-ish dose of funny comics about almost everything in life. We have picked for you the best ones dealing with animals. Enjoy!
It's a shame that these were eventually used to dry an ass. It shouldn't occur to someone to make an gorilla out of a towel, but we at least appreciate the skill involved in making it possible. Sure it's frivolous, but kinda cool. The hotels we're used to staying in, we're just lucky if the towels are there.
If we've learned anything about memes in the last decade, it's that there's truly a meme for anything. There are memes for people in the military, and even memes for people with chronic illnesses. Our latest super-specific meme dump is dedicated to all the people who work...in oilfields. While we don't personally know anyone working with black gold, it's definitely good for everyone to feel represented. Have at 'em!
Every year, the British publication Literary Review presents an award for Bad Sex in Fiction. Established in 1993 by the Literary Review editor, Auberon Waugh, and critic Rhoda Koenig, the award is given to high-profile literary novelists in an attempt to take them down a peg, really, though its purported mission is to "draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction."
French author, Didier Decoin and John Harvey, a life fellow at Emmanuel College, Cambridge, were both announced as winners of the 2019 "Britain's most dreaded literary prize" after the judges struggled to pick just one winner.
This is the first time either author has won the prize. In a statement announcing the result on Monday night, the judges said: "Faced with two unpalatable contenders, we found ourselves unable to choose between them. We believe the British public will recognize our plight as we were unable to choose even after hours of tortuous debate".
One more fact worth noticing is that this hilariously bizarre award has been dominated by male novelists over the years and only three women have won in 26 years. We can only wonder why...
We have handpicked for you the most awful sexual scenes written in the last few years, including the two winning scenes of 2019.
We sure didn't! These cats actually and basically told people (in a nice way) they wanted attention!
