Ely Bulnes

Ely is literally just a girl, and that’s why she writes for Cheezburger’s feminine brand, Cheezcake. She’s also a massive nerd. Many, many years before she was writing for Geek Universe, she was writing Naruto fanfiction, which is probably still floating around out there to this day. Ely loves all facets of internet culture, from juicy Reddit drama to creepypastas, and she is excited to collect it, package it, sprinkle it with a bit of humor, and serve it to you for your doomscrolling pleasure.