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Ely Bulnes

"Every day once a day, give yourself a present" - Special Agent Dale Cooper
Ely is literally just a girl, and that's why she writes for CheezBurger's feminine brand, CheezCake. She may be a fine artist by trade, but she channels her late grandfather — a poet — and enters a trance-like state when typing up copy for her internet readers. Her unique method of getting into a flow state makes for a unique writing style that appeals to multiple generations. Ely is also a massive nerd. Her early years spent as the elementary and middle school weirdo molded her into the perfect candidate to freelance for Geek Universe. Far before she was getting paid to write articles about anime, she was writing Naruto fan fiction (which is probably still floating around out there to this day) for nothing more than a handful of worthless internet points. Ely loves all facets of internet culture, from juicy internet snark to creepy pastas. She prides herself in finding the most obscure subreddits imaginable — many of which end up featured in her listicles. She may not have a TikTok, but her Instagram algorithm is perfectly curated to bring her (and thus you, dear readers) the sauciest, weirdest, and most niche content available on the World Wide Web. Ely is excited to collect it, package it, sprinkle it with a bit of humor, and serve it to you for your doom scrolling pleasure.
16-year-old refuses to give up her spot on queen-sized bed with 5 other girls at sleepover despite their indirect insults: "The person who takes up the most space should [sleep on the floor]"

16-year-old refuses to give up her spot on queen-sized bed with 5 other girls at sleepover despite their indirect insults: "The person who takes up the most space should [sleep on the floor]"

67-year-old grandma wears two piece bikini to 19-year-old granddaughter's birthday party, 44-year-old daughter scolds her for not dressing her age despite teen's approval: "[It's] inappropriate for a woman [your] age to wear that"

67-year-old grandma wears two piece bikini to 19-year-old granddaughter's birthday party, 44-year-old daughter scolds her for not dressing her age despite teen's approval: "[It's] inappropriate for a woman [your] age to wear that"

The Real Life Reference Photos Behind Goosebump's Most Haunting Book Covers

The Real Life Reference Photos Behind Goosebump's Most Haunting Book Covers

25 Dad Memes to Scroll Through While You Man the Grill at the Family Cook Out

25 Dad Memes to Scroll Through While You Man the Grill at the Family Cook Out

25 Will They, Won't They Memes for Women Stuck in a Cycle of Situationships

25 Will They, Won't They Memes for Women Stuck in a Cycle of Situationships

7-year relationship on the line 6 months before wedding when 28-year-old man refuses to move states for girlfriend's promotion that would double her salary: "It's the kind of opportunity that doesn't come around often"

7-year relationship on the line 6 months before wedding when 28-year-old man refuses to move states for girlfriend's promotion that would double her salary: "It's the kind of opportunity that doesn't come around often"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

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32-year-old pregnant woman kicks sister out of baby shower and blocks her on social media after she insists that her baby name, Audrey, is outdated: "Tell your sister you'll spell it Auhdreigh. She'll get on board"

Couple change 4-month-old son's name behind sister-in-law's back after she steals his first, middle, and last name for her own baby: "[You're] just trying to gatekeep names"

Couple change 4-month-old son's name behind sister-in-law's back after she steals his first, middle, and last name for her own baby: "[You're] just trying to gatekeep names"

Petty 28-year-old woman punishes office food thief by soaking tea bags in fish sauce overnight, coworkers think her ploy crossed a line: "I did what any mildly unhinged office girlie would do"

Petty 28-year-old woman punishes office food thief by soaking tea bags in fish sauce overnight, coworkers think her ploy crossed a line: "I did what any mildly unhinged office girlie would do"