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Ely Bulnes

"Every day once a day, give yourself a present" - Special Agent Dale Cooper
Ely is literally just a girl, and that's why she writes for CheezBurger's feminine brand, CheezCake. She may be a fine artist by trade, but she channels her late grandfather — a poet — and enters a trance-like state when typing up copy for her internet readers. Her unique method of getting into a flow state makes for a unique writing style that appeals to multiple generations. Ely is also a massive nerd. Her early years spent as the elementary and middle school weirdo molded her into the perfect candidate to freelance for Geek Universe. Far before she was getting paid to write articles about anime, she was writing Naruto fan fiction (which is probably still floating around out there to this day) for nothing more than a handful of worthless internet points. Ely loves all facets of internet culture, from juicy internet snark to creepy pastas. She prides herself in finding the most obscure subreddits imaginable — many of which end up featured in her listicles. She may not have a TikTok, but her Instagram algorithm is perfectly curated to bring her (and thus you, dear readers) the sauciest, weirdest, and most niche content available on the World Wide Web. Ely is excited to collect it, package it, sprinkle it with a bit of humor, and serve it to you for your doom scrolling pleasure.
25 Amazing Anime Memes to Help You Shonen Jump Into the Coming Work Week (February 9, 2025)

25 Amazing Anime Memes to Help You Shonen Jump Into the Coming Work Week (February 9, 2025)

Girlfriend refuses to respect boyfriend's weekly laundry ritual, her insistence on crossing boundaries reveals red flags in relationship: "This isn't just about laundry"

Girlfriend refuses to respect boyfriend's weekly laundry ritual, her insistence on crossing boundaries reveals red flags in relationship: "This isn't just about laundry"

Entitled couple leaves 12-year-old son at friend's house to go on a date, ignores texts from family that he's overstayed his welcome: "This was never a part of the plan"

Entitled couple leaves 12-year-old son at friend's house to go on a date, ignores texts from family that he's overstayed his welcome: "This was never a part of the plan"

25 Oddly Specific Mid-2000s Snapshots That Will Transport Every Millennial and Gen Z Woman Back to Girlhood

25 Oddly Specific Mid-2000s Snapshots That Will Transport Every Millennial and Gen Z Woman Back to Girlhood

"They are ALWAYS listening, unless you're giving them instructions": 25+ Wise women give new moms hilarious and honest advice on how to handle impulsive infants and terrible toddlers

"They are ALWAYS listening, unless you're giving them instructions": 25+ Wise women give new moms hilarious and honest advice on how to handle impulsive infants and terrible toddlers

Friend group refuses to refund 19-year-old $600 after she bails on girls trip by faking a family emergency: "She went insane and started calling me a bad friend"

Friend group refuses to refund 19-year-old $600 after she bails on girls trip by faking a family emergency: "She went insane and started calling me a bad friend"

"I'm taking my grown self to the Ninja Academy ASAP": You wake up in the world of Naruto, what's the first thing you do? Fandom answers hypothetical in goofy internet thread

"I'm taking my grown self to the Ninja Academy ASAP": You wake up in the world of Naruto, what's the first thing you do? Fandom answers hypothetical in goofy internet thread

Funniest Relationship Memes for Couples That Relate to the Phrase, "Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em" (February 5, 2025)

Funniest Relationship Memes for Couples That Relate to the Phrase, "Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em" (February 5, 2025)

“You’re the family failure”: Woman fed up with years of constant comparison to golden child sister refuses to attend family vacation after teasing is taken too far

“You’re the family failure”: Woman fed up with years of constant comparison to golden child sister refuses to attend family vacation after teasing is taken too far

13-year-old purposefully destroys 16-year-old cousin's book collection, mom refuses to take responsibility and reimburse teen: "She's old enough to know right from wrong"

13-year-old purposefully destroys 16-year-old cousin's book collection, mom refuses to take responsibility and reimburse teen: "She's old enough to know right from wrong"