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Ely Bulnes

"Every day once a day, give yourself a present" - Special Agent Dale Cooper
Ely is literally just a girl, and that's why she writes for CheezBurger's feminine brand, CheezCake. She may be a fine artist by trade, but she channels her late grandfather — a poet — and enters a trance-like state when typing up copy for her internet readers. Her unique method of getting into a flow state makes for a unique writing style that appeals to multiple generations. Ely is also a massive nerd. Her early years spent as the elementary and middle school weirdo molded her into the perfect candidate to freelance for Geek Universe. Far before she was getting paid to write articles about anime, she was writing Naruto fan fiction (which is probably still floating around out there to this day) for nothing more than a handful of worthless internet points. Ely loves all facets of internet culture, from juicy internet snark to creepy pastas. She prides herself in finding the most obscure subreddits imaginable — many of which end up featured in her listicles. She may not have a TikTok, but her Instagram algorithm is perfectly curated to bring her (and thus you, dear readers) the sauciest, weirdest, and most niche content available on the World Wide Web. Ely is excited to collect it, package it, sprinkle it with a bit of humor, and serve it to you for your doom scrolling pleasure.
32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

26-year-old brother kicks 22-year-old college grad sister out of his apartment after she breaks his one rule to not invite strangers over: "One of them was drinking from my mug"

26-year-old brother kicks 22-year-old college grad sister out of his apartment after she breaks his one rule to not invite strangers over: "One of them was drinking from my mug"

Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 18, 2025)

Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 18, 2025)

60-year-old mom demands that son's 23-year-old girlfriend make her curly hair more "presentable" for her fancy birthday dinner, she refuses to change her look to appease her: "Could do something more "elegant" with your hair[?]"

60-year-old mom demands that son's 23-year-old girlfriend make her curly hair more "presentable" for her fancy birthday dinner, she refuses to change her look to appease her: "Could do something more "elegant" with your hair[?]"

3.5 year relationship on the rocks when 26-year-old boyfriend fails to come up with date night ideas besides going to the gym, leaving girlfriend fed up with planning everything: "I don't want to pick"

3.5 year relationship on the rocks when 26-year-old boyfriend fails to come up with date night ideas besides going to the gym, leaving girlfriend fed up with planning everything: "I don't want to pick"

Generous woman preps a week's meals for financially struggling friend, refuses to deliver after seeing friend’s pricey new tattoo: "She told me she was so broke she couldn't afford to eat"

Generous woman preps a week's meals for financially struggling friend, refuses to deliver after seeing friend’s pricey new tattoo: "She told me she was so broke she couldn't afford to eat"

Woman storms out of double date in an Uber when 31-year-old boyfriend fails to confront female friend for referring to her as "the current one": "No one laughed, no one corrected her"

Woman storms out of double date in an Uber when 31-year-old boyfriend fails to confront female friend for referring to her as "the current girlfriend": "No one laughed, no one corrected her"

Mom of two kids cuts 17-year-old daughter's sleepover short by kicking her friends out after they invade 14-year-old stepson's privacy: "There were tears in his eyes"

Mom of two kids cuts 17-year-old daughter's sleepover short by kicking her friends out after they invade 14-year-old stepson's privacy: "There were tears in his eyes"

Single man goes to HR over flirty coworker who feels "deceived" after finding out that he is not married despite wearing a ring on his left finger: "She seems to be one of the types who likes to go after married men"

Single man goes to HR over flirty coworker who feels "deceived" after finding out that he is not married despite wearing a ring on his left finger: "She seems to be one of the types who likes to go after married men"

Man soundproofs his office after wife threatens to leave him over what she heard while eavesdropping on his conversation with his therapist:  "She did it to herself"

Man soundproofs his office after wife threatens to leave him over what she heard while eavesdropping on his conversation with his therapist: "She did it to herself"