"Every day once a day, give yourself a present" - Special Agent Dale Cooper
Ely is literally just a girl, and that's why she writes for CheezBurger's feminine brand, CheezCake. She may be a fine artist by trade, but she channels her late grandfather — a poet — and enters a trance-like state when typing up copy for her internet readers. Her unique method of getting into a flow state makes for a unique writing style that appeals to multiple generations.
Ely is also a massive nerd. Her early years spent as the elementary and middle school weirdo molded her into the perfect candidate to freelance for Geek Universe. Far before she was getting paid to write articles about anime, she was writing Naruto fan fiction (which is probably still floating around out there to this day) for nothing more than a handful of worthless internet points.
Ely loves all facets of internet culture, from juicy internet snark to creepy pastas. She prides herself in finding the most obscure subreddits imaginable — many of which end up featured in her listicles. She may not have a TikTok, but her Instagram algorithm is perfectly curated to bring her (and thus you, dear readers) the sauciest, weirdest, and most niche content available on the World Wide Web. Ely is excited to collect it, package it, sprinkle it with a bit of humor, and serve it to you for your doom scrolling pleasure.
