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New York-based comedy writer, editor, pop culture enthusiast, and devoted Nicole Kidman supporter. He has an MFA from NYU Tisch, a BA from Northwestern University, and contributes political sketch comedy to PBS.

Recent Posts from BenWeiss

20+ Memes for Folks With Too Much Anxiety, Insecurity, and Stress

20+ Memes for Folks With Too Much Anxiety, Insecurity, and Stress
'Here's something sweet to remember me': Employee quits, announces departure on cake, internet drags him

'Here's something sweet to remember me': Employee quits, announces departure on cake, internet drags him
Top Dad Jokes of the Week (June 1, 2023)

Top Dad Jokes of the Week (June 1, 2023)
'My boss cut my salary in half': Employee demoted despite having to do the same tasks and responsibilities, internet reacts

'My boss cut my salary in half': Employee demoted despite having to do the same tasks and responsibilities, internet reacts
'He's a compulsive liar': Coworker always one-ups everyone else in the office, gets caught in a lie, HR intervenes

'He's a compulsive liar': Coworker always one-ups everyone else in the office, gets caught in a lie, HR intervenes
'My husband hadn't checked in at all': Husband goes to college reunion, his phone dies during a family emergency, wife loses it

'My husband hadn't checked in at all': Husband goes to college reunion, his phone dies during a family emergency, wife loses it
'I just quit my job on the first day': Underpaid employee receives no training or oversight on day one, he quits while he can

'I just quit my job on the first day': Underpaid employee receives no training or oversight on day one, he quits while he can
'It would be better for everyone if I quit': Boss threatens to fire employee all year, employee finally quits, boss tries to get him back

'It would be better for everyone if I quit': Boss threatens to fire employee all year, employee finally quits, boss tries to get him back
'I deserve an apology': Bride told her brother that her wedding was child-free so he couldn't bring his kid, he arrives and there are children everywhere

'I deserve an apology': Bride told her brother that her wedding was child-free so he couldn't bring his kid, he arrives and there are children everywhere

Top Dating App Pickup Lines of the Week (May 29, 2023)

Top Dating App Pickup Lines of the Week (May 29, 2023)
'Our cleaner quit': Boss tries to convince employees to assume cleaning lady's duties, frames it as an 'exciting opportunity'

'Our cleaner quit': Boss tries to convince employees to assume cleaning lady's duties, frames it as an 'exciting opportunity'
'My director [...] is going absolutely nuts': Engineer transitions out of the company, boss finally discovers how doomed they are

'My director [...] is going absolutely nuts': Engineer transitions out of the company, boss finally discovers how doomed they are
'Overstay your welcome?': Roommate's boyfriend keeps hogging the bathroom in the morning, cue petty revenge

'Overstay your welcome?': Roommate's boyfriend keeps hogging the bathroom in the morning, cue petty revenge
'I was never paid': Employee quits after one week, ex-boss refuses to pay despite having submitted a W4 form

'I was never paid': Employee quits after one week, ex-boss refuses to pay despite having submitted a W4 form
'Just came across old HR documents:' IT worker discovers salaries from 10+ years ago compared to now

'Just came across old HR documents:' IT worker discovers salaries from 10+ years ago compared to now
Top Tales From the Front Desk (May 28, 2023)

Top Tales From the Front Desk (May 28, 2023)
'Okay, my seat is way back there': Woman tries to trick passenger to switch seats on flight, flight attendant intervenes

'Okay, my seat is way back there': Woman tries to trick passenger to switch seats on flight, flight attendant intervenes
'I'm thinking go from $500 to $950': Real estate agent accidentally sends tenant email meant for landlord with plans to price him out

'I'm thinking go from $500 to $950': Real estate agent accidentally sends tenant email meant for landlord with plans to price him out

'I didn’t get a raise': Guy promoted at brewery without a raise, gets mocked at company meeting for making just above minimum wage

'I didn’t get a raise': Guy promoted at brewery without a raise, gets mocked at company meeting for making just above minimum wage
'I finally got one over my bro': Guy uses Doctor Who to get petty revenge on brother for scaring him all the time

'I finally got one over my bro': Guy uses Doctor Who to get petty revenge on brother for scaring him all the time