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Ben Weiss

Ben Weiss is a New York-based writer/editor for the FAIL Blog team at Cheezburger. He holds an MFA from NYU Tisch and a BA from Northwestern University. His favorite topics to write about at Cheezburger are workplace drama, neighborhood feuds, celebrity news, and his greatest love of all, movies & television. Ben has also contributed to "Puppet Regime," a weekly political sketch comedy segment that airs on GZERO World with Ian Bremmer on PBS, for which he won a Telly Award for Best Online Comedy Series as part of the writing team. In his free time, Ben moonlights as a screenwriter and filmmaker. He was a semifinalist for the Academy Nicholl Fellowship and a finalist for the Humanitas Comedy Fellowship. He worships at the altar of Nicole Kidman.
'Park better. Pass it on!': 20+ petty notes calling out entitled drivers for their inconsiderate parking jobs

'Park better. Pass it on!': 20+ petty notes calling out entitled drivers for their inconsiderate parking jobs

19-year-old's entitled mom skips her daughter's graduation and goes to the salon instead, daughter finds out via social media: 'I'm done!'

19-year-old's entitled mom skips her daughter's graduation and goes to the salon instead, daughter finds out via social media: 'I'm done!'

Employee creates itemized closing checklist to stop lazy coworker from getting out of closing duties: 'I got a little petty in the most professional way'

Employee creates itemized closing checklist to stop lazy coworker from getting out of closing duties: 'I got a little petty in the most professional way'

18-year-old call center worker reprimanded for deviating from the script, maliciously complies to prove her point: 'You told me to stick to the script!'

18-year-old call center worker reprimanded for deviating from the script, maliciously complies to prove her point: 'You told me to stick to the script!'

College student gets even with messy roommate by letting his milk spoil: 'He returned from his vacation to a humid and hot bedroom that reeked of spoiled milk and nasty bacteria'

College student gets even with messy roommate by letting his milk spoil: 'He returned from his vacation to a humid and hot bedroom that reeked of spoiled milk and nasty bacteria'

Entitled neighbor demands resident to install fence surrounding front wall to selfishly protect her own garden:, resident refuses 'I don't want to!'

Entitled neighbor demands resident to install fence surrounding front wall to selfishly protect her own garden:, resident refuses 'I don't want to!'

Worker with 4 jobs and 5 roommates gets sick but managers force him to come in anyway: 'Now everyone has it including [my] managers'

Worker with 4 jobs and 5 roommates gets sick but managers force him to come in anyway: 'Now everyone has it including [my] managers'

Engaged couple enforces 'no kids' rule at wedding, brother of the groom crashes with his 7-year-old stepdaughter: 'No children are allowed!'

Engaged couple enforces 'no kids' rule at wedding, brother of the groom crashes with his 7-year-old stepdaughter: 'No children are allowed!'

'That's just pure laziness and next to no attention to detail': 10+ mildly infuriating job rejections that candidates received out of the blue

'That's just pure laziness and next to no attention to detail': 10+ mildly infuriating job rejections that candidates received out of the blue

We Need to Stop Relying on ‘Boomer Bait’ to Save the Movie Theater Box Office

We Need to Stop Relying on ‘Boomer Bait’ to Save the Movie Theater Box Office