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Wholesome Memes for a Healthy Boost

The world can seem like a daunting place, but it's good to be reminded that things aren't completely horrible all the time. It's probably better for most of us to get some wholesome memes as a reminder that some things are still nice. They're like little happy vitamins for the soul.

nice wholesome memes | become regular at place and they learn name and start asking about day possum with shining eyes blushing
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Morning Wake Up Call: Fresh Animal Memes (October 11th, 2020)

Good morning, lovely readers! Boy, are you guys in for a lucky treat! We don't know about you but this past week's animal memes have been on fire! So many wonderful fresh memes out there, it's got us excited to share them all with you! 

Week by week, we gather up the top, and freshest, animal memes and bring them here to serve you on a silver platter. And this week's silver platter might as well be a gold one, that's how confident we are in serving you this meal. 

So, tie on that bib nice and tight and dig in! 

week's best top and funniest animal memes - one of animal selfies "everyone in their online classes now" and one of a raccoon stealing food "me at 3 am"
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Choosing Beggar Takes Lowballing To New Extreme

Some people are blinded by their own entitlement to such an extent that it's generally impossible to reason with them. This conversation was clearly destined to go nowhere from the start. The choosing beggar came out waving all the red flags. Also, the whole delivery demand situation was truly mind boggling. 

A choosing beggar takes lowballing to a whole new extreme.
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'Zoom Dick' Is Trending On Twitter And The Internet Has Had Enough

Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more unhinged, if you log on to Twitter right now, you'll find that 'Zoom Dick' is one of the top trending topics. And yes, it's pretty much what it sounds like. According to VICE, the New Yorker has suspended CNN reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he whipped it out during a Zoom meeting with his colleagues. Toobin claims the indecent exposure was accidental, believing his camera was off at the time. Yikes. 

Many on Twitter are lamenting the fact that we'll have to add 'Zoom Dick Incident' to the big, fat 2020 history books, while others are embracing the absurd event as a distraction from global pandemic, ceaseless wildfires, and electoral shit-shows. To be honest, we're pretty surprised something like this hasn't already happened at this point. Here's how people on Twitter are reacting to The Great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020.

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17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed
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The 'Shave And Play' 2020 Barbie Doll Is Kinda Gross, But Cool

While most little girls grew up with Barbie dolls to play with, not all girls grew up with the 'Shave and Play Borbie' doll, now available on Etsy. And probably for several good reasons: primarily, the fact that it comes with a real razor blade, but also because it's creepy AF!

So what is this incredibly creepy doll? In the seller's own words, "You've played with regular Barbie, but this is Shave & Play Borbie...and she is unlike any other doll you've played with! She is FURRY and ready for a trim! Whip out the razor (included) and give her a style all her own! Borbie will love her new, silky smooth, hair-free self!"

Ummmm ok then! The Shave and Play Borbie (presumably named as such, so Mattel doesn't sue them) might be a gag gift, but it's weird as hell. Hey, whatever floats your boat!


shave and play barbie doll for 2020 ~ thumbnail includes two pictures of barbie dolls with hairy bodies and faces and a razor included in the box
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20 Spooky Scary Skeleton Memes For The Season

It's Spooktober and we're literally shaking in anticipation for Halloween. We might spend the 31st hiding from creepy Covid-19 this year, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some festive memes all month long! Here are 20 classic skeleton memes that will get you stoked for the chilly autumn season

Spooky Memes, Halloween Memes, Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Holiday Season, Skeleton Memes | find someone who is just as dead inside as are | fuck, this is terrifying. Just thought he is looking at mean could spook spooker?
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Blooper Reel: Penguins Slipping (20 Gifs)

When it comes to gracefulness, penguins aren't exactly at the top of the list. As adorable as they are, and my gosh they are adorable, penguins are one of the most awkward birds around! Their adorable waddle, their full-out clumsiness, all these weird movements they happen to do just honestly makes us adore them even more. They are beautiful in their awkward, clumsy ways and we're here to celebrate that beauty!

Sure penguins tend to slip a lot, but most importantly, they never let their fall stop them from moving forward. Maybe a little something to keep in mind for any future slip-ups that may come your way. 

And now, for some wild penguins facts that happened to blow our minds. Did you know that the first settlers to witness penguins called them "strange geese?" Or how about the fact that penguins classic black/white coats are actually a suit for camouflage? When seen from above, a penguins black back blends with the ocean water, and when viewed from below, their white bellies match the bright surface. This helps them disguise from their predators such as leopard seals, or orcas, and it also helps them catch prey themselves. 

We know what you're thinking, penguins are freakin' awesome. Now, get yourself all cozy to enjoy this adorable blooper reel of penguins being... well, penguins. 

gifs of penguins slipping - thumbnail includes two screenshot of a gif where a penguin slips
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The Moment People Realized They Were Old

Feeling old is a new prospect for many of us. We tend to feel like ourselves most of the time, and it takes an outside reminder to help show that maybe we're not spring chickens anymore. An ill-timed back-ache or finding your favorite song used in a "throwback" compilation can make aging a too-close reality. To feel a little younger, here are some things that are older than people think.

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28 Dumb Yet Satisfying 'Movie Title In Movie Lines' Memes

Anyone else feel like their meme standards have taken a nose dive of late? Political fatigue and a general contempt for the world seem to have skewed our taste towards the very dumb. This past weekend we were graced by meme that easily meets this very low criteria. According to Know Your Meme, the trend began on 4chan, after a user shared a still of Paul Allen (Jared Leto) in American Psycho. The intentionally miscaptioned still reads  "Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!," to which another 4chan user replies "He didn't say that." After other users chimed in, the thread grew to over 100 replies. And now it looks like it made an impact in the memeosphere.

Following the 4chan thread, the format started to pop up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Users seemed to be scrambling to create (and share) the incredibly stupid and easy-to-make memes. Even gamers got in on the joke, creating their own versions for releases such as Death Stranding and Final Fantasy. While it's hard to present these memes as the "best" of anything, they're pretty damn entertaining. Here's hoping we see more dumb and easy content in the coming months. This year needs all the help it can get.

Funny trending movie memes, misquotes, miscaptions, movie stills, funny memes
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Dating Nightmares: Horrific Halloween Walk of Shame Stories

A good walk of shame (or stride of pride) story is always good for a laugh...especially after Halloween! Who doesn't love the thought of a sexy nurse or a giant banana trekking across town after some good old-fashioned adult fun! We teamed up with The Single Society to share some of the most horrific and hilarious 'walk of shame' stories. Enjoy! And maaaaaybe think about bringing a change of clothes for future Halloween parties. Just a thought!

dating stories about halloween walks of shame | AHH... THE SWEET REGRET OF A HALLOWEEN WALK OF SHAME | crashed at sorority house and since pretty hot that weekend only wore pair of underwear under my costume. didn't think would be issue because would be going home. had to walk back my house still dressed giant penis
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 11, 2020)

If you're a parent, then congratulations on making another week of keeping your kids alive. As you know, this is no easy feat, and you deserve a medal for everything you do. But, unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. Instead, Twitter is an excellent place to get the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which, as usual, are as relatable as they are hilarious. Oh, and here's last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016
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Animals Before And After Adoption

All you need is love, love, love is all you need. Ain't that the truth. When it comes to animals, love is truly all they want and need. A good home, filled with endless tender love and care, and any pet and flourish into their most beautiful selves. It's so moving to see the transformation, especially if they come from such a broken place, it's difficult to see animals look so ragged and in pain, but after they're taken into a good home, their transformation is the most beautiful of all. 

A huge heartfelt thank you to those who go out of their way to help animals in need, and who adopt those who need more attention and care. The world would do well with more people like you. 

Get ready to see some gorgeous glow ups:

list of animals before and after they were adopted - thumbnail of the glow up of one beautiful cat What a transformation
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Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Guy predicts the future, and proceeds to give his colleague a nervous breakdown.
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