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People Describe Their Funny Childbirth Stories

Giving birth is without a doubt one of the most beautiful miracles to occur every single second in this life. Side-note: Isn't that crazy? However, even though it is a precious thing, it is uncomfortable, painful, and gooey. I don't know about you, but my mom loves to remind me of that too. I guess childbirth/raising children are both one of those things that you never fully understand until you give it a go.

People Describe Hilarious Childbirth Stories| Thumbnail text - leave_no_tracy 2 years ago Three days after giving birth I decided to take a walk with my baby. Went down hill to a park and everything was fine. On the way back I just couldn't walk up the hill. Tried several times before calling an Uber to drive me five hundred feet to my house. 55 Give Award Share Report Save
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Tuesday Pick Me Up, 15 Shmooshy Pug Memes

Happy day to everyone! Yes, it is a happy day!! why? You are about to find out and you are in for a delicious treat. if you are a pug owner, you are more than familiar with the amazing thing that is the face of a pug; incredibly shmooshy and cute. what could be better than shmooshy pug faces you may ask? Shmooshy pug faces +memes!! this wonderful combination is delightful and hilarious.

Dogs are super talented at making us humans smile. Much like all their doggo brothers and sisters of other breeds, pugs are no exception to this standard. From good sneaky boys to beautiful lazy girls, we've compiled a wholesome and adorable list of pug memes purely for your enjoyment. These cuties deserve allll the attention and laughs!!

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Here's a Russian fighter jet pilot choosing to re-negotiate a failed landing, coming what looks like a few feet of the carrier and popping back off into the air. How do you say "maybe next time" in plane?

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20+ Weird & Cringey Whisper Posts

Any of you remember  the Whisper app? The application was designed to be a fully anonymous social media platform, in which users upload their thoughts as text, and place it upon a photo of their choice - or an image from the Whisper gallery. The anonymous aspect of the app definitely appeals to angsty teens, making many of the posts seem kind of melodramatic and immature. But as is the case with many social media channels, there are users who use it in a strange, chaotic, or straight up stupid way. Twitter account @whispers_finest painstakingly collects these Whisper moments, providing us with a daily dose of cringe and WTF. You can find some of their latest and greatest below, but check out their feed and smash that follow button for more (and raunchier) funny stuff. 

Weird and funny cringe pics from the whisper app, confessions, anonymous | only guy my family with man bun. They think insane. | do men eat raspberry's? whisper
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Konami is turning into a crazy Orwellian place to work.
Via Kotaku
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Even if you hate where you work, count your lucky stars that you don't work for Konami.

A report from the Japanese outlet Nikkei recently found out some terrible employment practices from the legacy video game company behind some enormous titles like the Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill franchises. Kotaku kindly translated it for our English consumption.

Nikkei's report alleges that the culture at the corporation's video game division, famous for its console games, worsened in around 2010 when a mobile title called Dragon Collection became a smash hit. As a social game for phones, development costs were low and profit returns were huge. Not long after, the report says, Konami's corporate bosses shifted the company's focus away from traditional, hardcore games and towards cheaper, and potentially more lucrative social titles.



The allegations from the report cover some of the following crazy details:

  • The studio behind the upcoming Metal Gear Solid V use computers allegedly not connected to the internet and are only able to send internal messages.


  • Employees are monitored during their lunch break with time cards and if they take too long, their names are announced to the whole company.


  • There are cameras in the office not for security, but rather to monitor the movements of the company's employees.


  • Most Konami employees don't have their own permanent company email addresses, instead are given a randomized one that changes every few months.


  • If game developers aren't thought to be useful at that time, they are reassigned to jobs as security guards, cleaners or in pachinko machine factories.


  • The report describes one former employee who announced leaving the company on Facebook and then all the fellow employees who "liked" the status were reassigned into new jobs within the company.



CRAZY, right?

And it sounds like it's at least partly true from game journalists in the know.



Konami has run into a swath of recent fan turmoil. First by systematically removing Metal Gear Solid mastermind Hideo Kojima from having anything to do with the company. And second, by ending the Guillermo Del Toro revamp of the Silent Hill series after the well-received P.T.demo.

Many speculate that Kojima is trying to focus on its less costly business endeavors like it's chain of fitness centers and its many pachinko machines.

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Family Fuming After Vegan Restaurant Asks Them To Leave For Bringing In Ham Sandwich

Veganism is a spectrum on which every person holds their standards differently. Some vegans only care about the food they consume, while others are also concerned with the utensils they use and potential cross-contamination with non-vegan products. Since vegan restaurants need to respect and cater to all ends of the spectrum, they typically have a 'no non-vegan products allowed' policy to avoid cross-contamination. So when one family brought a ham sandwich into a vegan restaurant and put it on one of the restaurant's plates, they were understandably asked to leave. Unsurprisingly, the family didn't take kindly to being kicked out, which makes sense considering they thought it was appropriate to bring ham inside in the first place. The internet had a lot to say about it. 



Family Fuming After Vegan Restaurant Asks Them To Leave For Bringing In Ham Sandwich | thumbnail text - Posted by u/toadally-grody 16 hours ago O 2 a 3 3 2 AITA for not letting a kid eat a ham sandwich in a vegan restaurant Not The Asshole The story is mostly in the title. I was working in a vegan restaurant that offered a wide variety of vegan foods, savoury sweet etc. It had been a vegan cafe for years and all the branding made clear it was fully vegan (written on menus, signs etc)
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Warm And Awwdorable Fresh Cat Loaves Fresh Out The Oven

Hmmmm… do you smell that? It's the smell of some delicious, awwdorable, loaves of cat that came straight from our of the internet oven. They're our adorable itty bitty buns, and though we love them in every shape and form that they come in, there is something quite special about cats that come in the shape of a loaf. We have a soft spot for them - as soft as the softness of their fluffy loaf belly. 

This is a collection of cuteness and tenderness just for you. It's the kind of wholesomeness that you want to have every day all the time - a safe little bakery that's stocked full of cat loaves

Have a wonderful, calm wee everyone, and get yourself a delicious little sweet treat today.

pictures of cats sitting in the shape of a loaf | thumbnail includes two pictures including a grey cat loafing and three ginger cats lying on top of each other
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We're not sure what's going on here. One moment the dude's face is covered by some weird kind of static/glitch thingamajig, and then the next moment he's wiping it away with his hands. Their reactions really tie the moment together. 

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30+ Memes For Killing The Pain

Say what you will, in our opinion, life is pain. Thank goodness sometimes we're masochists. The other times we try to fill the hours, days, and weeks, with quickly consumable humor from the pits of the internet. These memes will do the trick for almost anyone who is dealing with the same bleak feelings. There are memes here for weary parents, relatable and self-deprecating tweets, and, of course, a whole lot of stupidity. Beats lamenting reality, don't it 

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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

Being a parent is stressful, but suddenly it becomes a lot more bearable if you've got a good sense of humor. The funny dads of Twitter inspire us on our parenting journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) as they take fatherhood with a pinch of salt, some healthy cynicism, and a whole lot of humor. This week's funniest dad tweets will have you rolling your eyes but also laughing (mainly on the inside) at the corny dad jokes. And here are last week's hilarious dad tweets, which will have you doing the same.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Smiling Doggos Everyone Can't Help But Smiling Back At

Have you been having a ruff day? Say no more. Allow yourself to appreciate the pure sweetness that is… doggy smiles! These doggos and their infectious, loving smiles remind us to take a deep breath and appreciate the little things. Our canine friends are truly happy creatures. Every so often we get a glimpse of their happiness with a large toothy grin, or in some cases, a smooshed silly grin. From wacky to weird to cheerful, to silly, there is nothing like a doggy smile.

Doggos are characters with lotsss of emotions. A smiling dog is a happy dog! Happy dog=happy dog parent. It all works out. Dogs aren't the only animals with beautiful smiles! For more cute animal photos, check out these chonky cats.

 

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Rude Customers Get Called Out For Being Entitled And Impatient

It's stories like these that might inspire other folks out there to take action and intervene when they see someone else wrongfully giving a hard working employee a hard time over something that they simply have no control over in the first place. There's enough irrational entitlement in this world to make you feel sick to your stomach. So, when you get someone who steps up like this woman, it can temporarily restore your faith in humanity. 

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Women Share Disappointing Reactions To Their Nudes

Sending risque photos of yourself is pretty much always nerve-wracking, but it's even worse when the recipient replies in a less-than-enthusiastic manner. Twitter user cal_gif tweeted out her own highly disappointing response from a recipient of her nude photos, and people began replying with their own experiences. 

So with all of that being said, nude photo-recipients, please take note and don't say these things. We repeat, do NOT say these things.

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