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Probably best to structure the joke around his earing, for maximum hilariousness.
or try some of our EARlier corny jokes, they are bound to disappoint your soul, just as intended.
Us humans have a knack for willingly throwing ourselves into terribly dangerous situations with heavy weights. To say that these gym rats were tempting fate would almost be a vast understatement.
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New Study Finds That Half Of Americans Wouldn’t Be Able To Tell That a Brit Is Calling Them An Idiot
Apparently most Americans don't know when Brits are being passive aggressive. The polling firm YouGov has found that many US citizens they polled wouldn't notice when British people use dismissive phrases like "with the greatest respect" and "I'll bear that in mind."
Prepare to have your mind blown.
And prepare for more mind blowing shower thoughts:
