What if you could learn all you need to know about a potential female companion based on her nails and her nails alone? This guy on twitterdecided to go through all of the time, effort, and research to create what he is calling, "Nails At First Sight: Survival Guide 101." In his guide he indicates, for example, that a woman who has white nails, dark nails, or a french manicure may be dangerous—so, take caution.
It's the ultimate cat dilemma... Do you let them eat your food for the epic picture that you can show all your friends and family and laugh at and love, or do you shoo the cat because it's your food... ya, we agree...TAKE THE PIC! That's exactly what photojournalist Margaret Middleton (@magmidd) did! She had caught her cute cat slurping up some pasta... and a tough decision had to be made!
Ahh work. Nothing's better than selling your life away in forced conditions so that you afford food and a place to sleep. Or rather go into a spiral of debt and watch as life rushes by while you just struggle to survive. But while you're wallowing in self-pity, check out these funny work memes made to help you survive the torturous grind of the work week.
Work memes are a category specifically purposed towards improving levels of procrastination and reducing toxic effective working to a bare minimum, which is of course the ultimate goal. But while you are doing anything to get to that blissful moment you clock out, remember that at least you have memes. Others have firewalls and content filters but not you. You are free to procrastinate to your hearts content. So enjoy the fruits of the lack of your labor.
Let us just picture a scenario involving you walking back to your "boys" and telling them it was time to drop hands over a disagreement involving some pricey snakes. Maybe, for some, that's understandable; but generally, on the surface, that shit sounds absolutely ridiculous.