This woman has some nerve

Fun fact: The word orangutan is derived from the words for forest and person in Malay.

We rolled 20 on these memes!

There's a prevalent school of thought that prevails when it comes to client servicing: Do anything (and everything) possible to keep them happy and contracted; having worked in these sectors in the past, upper management never likes seeing a contract cancellation notice pass across their desk, even if that contract was costing the business money. I've seen sales departments signing clients at unserviceable rates—with wildly unfulfillable resource estimates. Why? Because the sales team got a com…

“I'm a comedian.” Three words, beginning with a contraction, that make me back away in revulsion. Back when I had Tinder, I listed two kinds of people who I simply would not converse with: The above self-proclaimed funnymen, and burners. Burners, as in Burning Man attendees. These types of people and their personalities (for the most part) couldn't turn me on less. My other major sexual dealbreaker is skipping foreplay, which is harder to assess when swiping on a dating profile . Most people ca…

the OG of dating apps

These booties aren't a snack, they're a full meal

Which was your favorite console of all time?

Tickley whiskers not included

Moral of the story: don't give your boss more information than what's necessary.

Remember when you first heard Billy Corgan sing "The world is a vampire?" Or are you Gen Z? Either way, the Smashing Pumpkins were right when they penned the tune back in the mid-'90s. It's really quite mind-boggling how little some things have changed since the advent of the grunge era. We are still feeling doomy as hell, hating the government, and feeling frustrated by the lack of opportunities presented to us and the rest of the non-billionaire class. If any music could capture our dissatisf…

How could the baby have the audacity to be born on such a special day ???

Relaxed, happy, fed, moisturized, spiky, thriving

Which of these is your favorite?

Cats hate water, right? Well, in these 20 pics and videos, you'll see they hate it even more than we thought. Check out the sad faces and wild tails as they meet their H2O maker.