No one opens the door for a native New Yorker

"We did it! Boris & Horton is here to stay (although we'll be closed for a little bit)!"

New technology is so goofy

Claustrophobia goes brrr

Cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

HOW YOU DOIN'?...

Oh, that's not...

How to be very very unpopular

And this one is fare free

Come to cheer on the runners, stay for the witty signage.

The bagel shop is a battleground

Renting regulations are different in every major city, but New York City's rent is notoriously flawed. It might not currently be the most expensive U.S. city to live in, but it's definitely the worst bang for your buck. If you can afford $2,400 a month and not lose your mind in a one bedroom with a closet sized bathroom, no closets, and a faulty heating system, then more power to ya! For other New Yorkers, this has become a huge issue and there are more and more laws being created around it so…

So much could be better

And Just Like That could never compare

What is he trying to say

April is currently around the corner, which means that everyone's favorite marijuana-based holiday is around the corner as well. Here in New York City, the “yerba" has been legalized, which means 4/20/2023 is going to be very, very interesting. While “exotic” smoke shops have been popping up faster than a thirteen-year-old's pimples, most of them are operating without any legality. In fact, New York is giving licensing priority to charities and people who have been unfairly persecuted for minor…