The 900 Calorie Cocktail

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That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.

Hip Hop Disney is My New Official Soundtrack

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Warning, this video is full of Disney nostalgia and hip hop lyrics: swears and feels ahead!