Everyone lies, but there's a big difference between your little fib and telling me that there are raisins in Raisin Bran. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain, Kellogg's.

Cereal isn't the only serial offender, though. Here are a whole bunch of lying-ass food. 

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Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disasterous for millions of Americans. 

But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth hanving? 

These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong: 

In all fairness here, these moves are hailing from the deep and notoriously darker depths of the creatively twisted Urban Dictionary. That said, I was still genuinely reeling in shock over the emotional and/or physical pain implied in these sex moves. Let's just say the descriptions alone didn't fail to set a new high (low) for what I thought possible as far as sexual experimentation goes. 

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And the winner for best actress playing a seal goes to... Nicole Kidman.

Nicole Kidman unleashed a new special skill at last night's Oscars, or rather, lack there of. 

Apparently, because she's some sort of deity or woodland creature posing as a human being, she has no idea how to clap. 

See:

The internet's having a field day with this, as you could imagine. After all, who doesn't like seeing one of our greatest living actresses being so out of touch with common people that she doesn't know how to clap. 

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We're feeling that Monday grind right now, and we aren't the only ones. We imagine the producers of La La Land are having it particularly rough after that Oscar's fiasco last night. 

So for them, and the rest of us, here's a good ol' fresh batch of memes to keep you chuggin through even the most brutal of Mondays. There's nothing like a little meme magic to make the most out of it.

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Let's face it. Some people are just straight up dumb. These kinds of people utterly fail to comprehend what most of us consider to be common sense or knowledge. 

When these people decide to take on social media it's a sight to behold for sure. 

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