It's a well established scientific theorem that Michael Fassbender > Ashton Kutcher.
Plus, this is Danny Boyle and Aaron Sorkin. Those are two talented people, right?
If you've ever wished Star Wars was real, now's your moment to curl up on your couch with a glass of blue bantha milk, pretend you're on a planet with two suns and learn about the Battle of Endor from the History Channel. Because lets be honest, even if the world of Star Wars was our reality, we'd probably still be doing the same things.