I'll be the first to admit that I'd be highly caught off guard, likely rendered immobile for a little bit, and unsure of how to proceed, any time an unsolicited pic involving a stranger's most intimate parts hit my cellular. Well, leave it to our king troll of the hour to carpe that profoundly awkward solicitation with some solid grade A mind gaming that no doubt, left the dude on the other end of exchange deservedly unsettled. 

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These aren't your mothers memes. These memes take things to a whole new depraved level of comedy and debauchery, where other memes fail to go. 

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When I was in high school it felt like it was the entire world. Right there, in those hallways. It was as if nothing else mattered. Everything pertinent to your being was there on campus. 

Well, 5 years out of that place I couldn't even tell you most of those peoples names. Some faces are there but blurry. Like an out of focus camera. I'm still close to very few of the friends who, at that point, were my entire life. 

It just so happens that one of those friends was voted most likely to succeed for our Senior superlatives and, well, he is absolutely killing it and recently graduated from West Point. 

It seems like that's not always the case though, some 'Most Likely to Succeed' candidates fail hard. Others have it much worse than that.

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The arresting spectacle that is an adult reverting before your eyes, back to red-faced-angry-baby-shit-packed-diaper-mode is unsettling as it is strangely entertaining --- a train-wreck of a mental meltdown, and you can't seem to look away for the life of you. Kind of like impressively immature reality TV that's populated by pompous, psychotically self-concerned, silicone-altered wannabe celebrities that are always jacked up on Svedka and elementary level gossip. Or, or maybe you've experienced one of these shitshows firsthand. Maybe it was a permanent marker-sniffing, cigarette-munching, vaguely homeless woman who was working on a six pack of high life on the bus yesterday, while you and the unfortunate sea of weary spectators were just trying to get home. Yes, that happened on one of the evening commutes to me. Never thought I'd mention it, till now. Well, sit back, buckle up, and be thankful you weren't around for one of these eruptions.

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Not all ideas are good ideas and just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. 

I mean, hell, we've all been here before. Someone 'inceptions' some wack idea into your head and you decide to run with it but all it does is lead you down a road of utter insanity.

These people certainly fail pretty hard at recognizing when and idea is a bad one. When they sat down in that barbers chair and gave him their instructions they really should have thought about it twice. 

But the barber's response of "Say no more..." doomed them to be on this list. 

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I literally can't believe how wrong you've been eating. It's, like, kind of amazing you've even lasted this long. Think about it, while you've been wasting ketchup and using the wrong amount of pasta, there are people on this planet who have been cuttin' checks and snappin' necks. 

Do you want to start wheelin' and dealin' with the big boys? Of course, you do. 

Check out these food tips from Twitter that'll make you a happier and more successful human being. 

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