Hey. Hey you.
How's it goin? Has it been a rough week?
Well, that's alright. Everything is going to get better. The sun is shining just behind the clouds. After all, you're a diamond and a diamond with a flaw is more valuable than a pebble with imperfections.
Here's to a great weekend and a little bit of happiness, starting with these wholesome memes.
Sometimes society fails you and leaves you with questions that should have been answered long ago. Sometimes it fails you so utterly that you are afraid to even ask anyone those questions.
Well, these are those people.
Was it worth it, bro? Maybe he was trying to spice things up a little bit for himself, and the routine mundanity of his career. No offense to any of my plumber brohemes out there. Either way there's no denying he flushed basic moral principles down the toilet, for the purpose of clogging his buddies' news feeds with some strong and rancid lewdness.
These Hydraulic Press 'crush all the things' videos are some kind of mesmerizing-- therapeutic in a watch allegedly indestructible shit get flattened and emasculated to sliver-like existence.