Indicted FIFA Official Jack Warner Accidentally Falls for the Oldest Trick, Believes an Onion Article is Real

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Via: RobHarris
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Former FIFA Vice President Jack Warner was one of several officials indicted for corruption within the sporting organization. In a long, nearly incoherent rant, Warner tried to make the connection that the US is hypocritical for investigating FIFA while also desiring their own World Cup:



The only problem? That article he's holding is lifted directly from infamous satire site The Onion.

Police Investigating a Teacher for Sharing Inappropriate Photos With Students

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Via: RedarNews
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A Virginia high school teacher has resigned while under investigation for allegedly showing students her before and after breast augmentation pictures. Three students have come forward to say that she showed them these images and other, even more inappropriate pictures of herself on her phone at school. Police searched her phone and found nothing according to The Smoking Gun but a search warrant is being obtained to look for additional data on the phone such as hidden or protected files. 

Reaction of the Day: Guy Creates Giant Whoopee Cushion, Cat is Not Amused

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Looks like we have a new Grumpy Cat on our hands.

YouTuber Onur Armagan tried to impress the Internet this week by showing off his massive whoopee cushion. (Note: It is very impressive.)

But his furry little friend was not as excited about it as he was.

“My cat hates me,” he writes in the caption. “I think she’s secretly been planning my demise since 2011. It’s only a matter of time.”