Hawlucha at the Palm of Your Hands

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hawlucha,fan art
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It can still do a flying press on you.

The 900 Calorie Cocktail

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That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.