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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Person Gets Back at Passenger Who Ignored Airplane Etiquette, Taking Up 3 Seats During Flight

Person Gets Back at Passenger Who Ignored Airplane Etiquette, Taking Up 3 Seats During Flight

As you tiredly settle into your seat on the plane, the hum of the engines fills the cabin, creating a soothing backdrop for the long flight that awaits. Two seconds later, you notice the person who will occupy the seat next to yours… And you can already tell it won't be a fun flight. Oblivious to the unwritten rules of airplane etiquette, they take up the empty seats between you. That is exactly what happened to u/Leather_Ad_5602, who told their story about an annoying passenger on Reddit. This…
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30 Fart Memes That Can't Be Held In

Pfft
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30 cat memes | Thumbnail includes one meme of a cat in a dress including 'Textile - The cat, at 3 am, preparing to unveil her operetta about how she hasn't had new food added to her still-full bowl in nearly 5 hours and fears she may perish' and one meme of a cat face including 'Cat - Me: I'm not jealous Also me:'

30 Funny Cat Memes Litter-ally Purrfect To Peruse While In The Litter Box

Purrfect for a funny toilet time
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A Shower of Bathroom Memes for Squeaky Clean Squatty Potty Users

Splish splash
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twitter thread about a cat learning to use the toilet on its own | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse A friend kept finding pee in his toilet not from him or his fiancée, assumed it was something with the pipes. Comes home one day to find his cat sitting on the toilet, peeing directly into the bowl. They never taught the cat to do this. He's losing his f cking mind 4:53 PM Jul 28, 2023 · 466K Views 433 Retweets 45 Quotes 12.8K Likes 245 Bookmarks'

Person Finds That His Toilet Keeps Mysteriously Getting Used, Thinks It's The Pipes, Turns Out It Was The Cat All Along (Twitter Thread)

Cats committing crimes
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Plumber's Paradise: 32 Hilarious Plumbing Memes That Flush Your Troubles Away

Plumbing is one of those professions that white-collar workers love to bring up as an example of jobs that makes lots of money without a college degree. Contrary to popular belief, plumbing is not easy money . Unlike most modern jobs, you have to complete a long and arduous apprenticeship before you can start making the big bucks. Plumbing requires a willingness to get dirty, which most people are unwilling to do for eight hours daily. It's hard work, and if you can stomach it, you've got a gre…
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'I’m going to complain to your manager about how long you took': Karen demands to watch cleaning lady clean the toilet, lady takes her sweet time

'I’m going to complain to your manager about how long you took': Karen demands to watch cleaning lady clean the toilet, lady takes her sweet time

Karen got exactly what she wanted, just not as quickly as she wanted.
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Aussie Memes For Daggy Blokes

We're just a bunch of daggy kids doing our thing, no? Australian culture has always fascinated me. From the first time I saw The Wiggles on my TV screen, I knew this was an incredible country. I've been staining Courtney Act since I was a teenager, and I will not stop anytime soon. Xanadu is one of the greatest musicals ever written, and the fact that they had to write around Olivia Newton-John's accent only adds to the film. To this day, the story of Steven Bradbury winning the gold at the 200…
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Dude Gets Roasted For Claiming He Uses 8 Toilet Paper Rolls Per Day

Twitter Blue is out in full force, and with that comes the Twitter Blue defenders. Many people are roasting those who've subscribed to this paid verification service, and they are getting a wee bit defensive about it. If I paid $8 a month for a practically worthless service, I, too, would get a bit defensive about it. One dude went viral for the oxymoron “I'm paying for free speech.” Others exalt the new feature as a way to find community and boost your tweets. Unfortunately, having a blue chec…
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35 cat memes | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Cat - its mine CAT has my name on it' and 'Cat - WHY DONT YOU HAVE A SEAT HOW LONG HAVE YOU CONTROLLED THE FEATHER?'

30+ Funniest Cat Memes Purrfect For Scrolling Through And Giggling On The Toilet

Your porcelain throne awaits
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People Discuss the Awkwardness of Public Bathroom Etiquette

1. Forget about the ones at gas stations
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43 animal memes | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Sports gear - When you open a snack and your girlfriend suddenly starts paying attention Be' and 'Dog - He's not even remotely sorry PIONEER AEG 300'

35+ Funny Animal Memes To Scroll Through And Giggle While On The Toilet

Light reading for your journey to the loo
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'You don't get special treatment': Couple has explosive fight over the toilet seat, boyfriend enacts bathroom malicious compliance

You know that classic scenario where a couple fights about something stupid but there's a lot of larger meaning attached to it?
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Not allowed to use the guest restroom? Alright then.

Resort Worker Is Denied Access to the Guest Bathroom, Gets Revenge By Intentionally Clogging HR's Toilet

This person did not get the feedback they wanted!
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11 facebook comment text images | thumbnail blue background text "Roberta Henderson I had a female Siamese who used the toilet. Only time it was a problem for her was when she was pregnant. She fell in then. Tried to teach her to flush Like "

Weird Yet Intelligent Cats Teaching Themselves To Use The Human Toilet: ICanHasCheezburger User Edition

They are plotting
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reddit thread about cats who taught themselves how to use a human toilet | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat sitting on a toilet 'Rectangle - r/cats 2 days ago Posted by berrey7 Has anyone ever experienced a cat teaching itself to use the toilet? My cat pees in the toilet and dumps in the box. I keep the liter box super clean, and have tried multiple brands.'

Weird Yet Intelligent Cats Teaching Themselves To Use The Human Toilet (Reddit Thread)

All on their own.
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