Rule number one

Tasty treat or stealth marketing by big olive oil?

This is why getting hired with the promise of a pay raise “down the road” is never a good idea. There will inevitably be some grand excuse as to why those promises cannot be met when that much anticipated “down the road” date is reached. It's one of those

It's so much more than just ice cream to them.

No cooking required!

It... could be worse

Another breezy few days online.

So many people feel like they're so grown up when they're in their mid-twenties. This is allegedly when your brain chemistry is actually adult at that point, so perhaps you do magically become an adult when you turn 25. I am unsure about this because 25-year-olds are only a couple of years older than 23-year-olds, and we are not in completely different maturity stratospheres by any means. My 25-year-old friends might be slightly less of a fool than I am, but they aren't ready to completely aban…

Hold Your A-Paws

Do people really enjoy being sung “Happy Birthday” by the staffers in restaurants ? Maybe there are two types of people: the kind who really love birthday attention and want to celebrate with everyone around, and the kind who shy away from big displays of attention, like getting the waitstaff to sing for you at restaurants. We've all seen it play out. A family will come in to dine, and one person will find the waiter in private and tell them to surprise the birthday person with cake. That often…

Coolio

Gobble gobble

It's like a dad joke and a dad hug served in a cone with sprinkles

Ridiculous!

Food, Glorious Food!

Without a doubt, the most soul-sucking industry in the world is customer service. You get firsthand access to the portion of the human population that hasn't quite evolved yet. The ones who lack an alarming amount of brain cells. Those with a very low IQ. The chunk that thinks they are God's gift to the world. Lord knows I don't miss it... I offer my sincere condolences to those of you that are still in this daily fight. There are too many human beings, strutting about with their nose high up i…