We're not endorsing anything

It's good to celebrate the little things in life

Hits too close to home

Tony Hawk, is that you

Opening someone else's mail is not only invasive but it's literally a federal offense. Right up there along with treason, insurance fraud, and money-laundering, opening another person's mail violates their trust and can send you straight to court.Ring cameras and other front-door monitors have caught doormat pirates stealing people's mail, however, there are still a few instances where the perps get away with it– at least, until someone puts them in their place.

the purrfect crime

I kind of wish that the film noir genre still existed today outside of Batman movies. Was I counting down the days until The Batman , starring Robert Pattinson, came out? Absolutely I was. But do I wish that we had movies like Mildred Pierce coming out today? Again, absolutely. In the modern mind, noir mostly exists as a parody. There's the detective who talks funny, there's the gorgeous femme fatale he's in love with, there's some kind of murder. These elements are easy to parody and exaggerat…

Plus, Cheems says goodbye.

I love “The Sopranos.” Many, myself included, would call it the launch of the golden age of television. Without Tony Soprano we wouldn't have Don Draper, Walter White, Dexter Morgan, and many others. It would be a stretch to call Tony an anti-hero. He's not a hero, he's a downright sociopath. But the way in which his character is presented is so painfully human that it's hard not to resist becoming enthralled by him. Combine that with the downright legendary performance by the late James Gandol…

We've seen enough crime scene fumbles to know exactly how to get out of a sticky situation 👀

The tiniest, cutest criminals

Also, pickpockets enter their cancelation era.

A life of crime

Have you ever wanted to stick it to the man, but you’re too much of a coward to do anything that may have repercussions? Of course, you have! Same here. I’m about as cowardice and counterculture as you could imagine. Sometimes it’s fun to break the rules. Don’t remove the tag from the mattress? Don’t mind if I do. No running near the swimming pool? There’s a reason that rule is in place, so at most, I’m probably going to fast walk, but that’s still kind of close to running. There’s a certain fe…

If you thought pineapple on pizza was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Also, Elon's burner account is even weirder than we could have guessed it would be.