It was always burning

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I'm gonna rock and roll all night and partly every day

I said maybe...

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Read it and don't weep

Puns are an acquired taste ; you either love them, hate them or have that gene that makes them taste like soap. I've found that my ideal way to consume puns is by reading them to myself. It gives me time to process the joke and decide whether I think it's actually funny or if it's a total groaner. You need privacy to make that decision. If someone in real life tries to make puns and expects me to laugh at them, they've got another thing coming. That is the behavior of a corny individual, and I…

All kinds of funny

It doesn't take a dad to tell a good dad joke. Sure, any given father has a base selection of pun-laden dad jokes to employ as needed, but cheesy wordplay is for everyone! Even if it's groanworthy, who doesn't like a dad joke ? My father was chock full of weirdly complex dad jokes. Sure, I understood them as I grew up and gained a better understanding of language, but my six-year-old self had trouble comprehending a lot of the puns . At the time, it just seemed like my dad would just say outlan…

Our dad would be proud

This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead. "I’m starting to write a book about a tornado disaster It’s just a draft at the moment." "What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer." "My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me. I should have seen the writing on the wall." "I’m writing a book about reve…

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*

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It's the dadliest catch.

If you like pun, you're in for a treat.