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Darkly Comedic Epitaphs to Think About

Have you ever had an existential crisis in your life? One time, maybe, you thought about the fact that you won't always be here, and that freaked you out. Well, that's being a human, buddy. At some point, in some place, in one way or another, we'll pass on through this earthly realm. It's incredibly scary to me, but it's scary for every normal person, so at least we can all bond over the limits of mortality and how we'll plan our funerals. But have you thought about what you may put on your gra…
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Accidentally profound: 20 Wise philosophical quotes that actually come from the silliest sources

Accidentally profound: 20 Wise philosophical quotes that actually come from the silliest sources

You never know when a TV show or movie will create an absolute banger of a quote.
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Snarky Harry Potter Moments That Didn't Make it to The Movies

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Funny High School Yearbook Quotes Which Put All Others To Shame

The one-liners we all wish we'd used
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20+ Tryhard Posts That Desperately Want To Be Deep

Thanks to the internet, it's never been harder to be a teenager — and boy, are they going to let us know about it. Whether it's the exposure to one too many TikTok dances or a resentment towards being left on read, there's something about the internet that seems to churn out wannabe youthful culture critics. As if that wasn't enough, they're usually about as intellectual as the jokes you read on popsicle sticks, if popsicles were preoccupied with that one Nietzsche quote they read once. On the …
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15+ Amusing Yearbook Quotes That Sum Up The Agony And Ecstasy Of High School

You can almost taste the relief.
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20+ Witticisms From The Notorious Karl Pilkington

Britain's favorite idiot
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Tumblr Thread: Amazing Quotes from Ridiculous Sources

Sometimes the words just work.
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Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes

Kids truly are the best screenwriters
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Uninspirational Quotes For The Uninspired

Demotivational, uninspiring quotes
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Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines

Three little words, one hell of a difference
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Dumbest Quotes Ever Said By 2020 Presidential Candidate Kanye West

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Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

The funny difference one small word can make
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Inspirational Quotes About Life With A Pessimistic Twist

Keeping it real and honest about life
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Sixteen Quirky Witticisms From Kids

They really do say the darndest things.
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Depressing Demotivational Posters Showing Things Can Get Worse

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