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A Twitter thread looks back on all the nostalgic days | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school running a finger between tiles | these smelled SO bad and were probably washed once year colorful fabric clothes

Twitter Thread: Drift Off Into Nostalgia

top ten daily funny tweets | T1 @_T1MI at this point won't even be surprised if dinosaurs make return. 8:16 AM 5/31/20 Twitter iPhone 157K Retweets 611K Likes

Top Ten Tweets From Black Twitter (June 2, 2020)

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Positive psychologist explains brain and body's reaction to long term stress | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.

Twitter Thread: The Brain's Reaction To Long Term Stress

People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along

Twitter Users Share Their Hilarious Misunderstandings

A submarine service member shares his tips for people dealing with isolation | Jon Bailey @SloopJontyB During my time Submarine Service along with many others endured many weeks and months cooped up steel tube under waves just thought share few coping strategies many now facing Covid-19 “patrol Purell ADVANCED HYGIENIC HAND RUB GEL HYDRO-ALCOOLIQUE POUR LES MAINS GEL ALCOHÓLICO PARA DESINFECCIÓN HIGIÉNICA DE MANOS ANTISÉPTICO PARA PIEL SANA GEL ALCOÓICO ANTISSÉPTICO PARA MÃOS ONTSMETTE Co tish S

A Submarine Service Member's Tips For Isolation

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A quick Twitter thread is filled to the brim with awkwardness. | lanzo @babyhaim definitely standing line behind guy and girl on their first date. He's totally about make move and feelin real awk

Girl's Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

A Twitter thread about employees that decide to have their editorial meetings on Red Dead Redemption | Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks started having editorial meetings Red Dead Redemption instead s nice sit at campfire and discuss projects, with wolves howling out night

Twitter Thread: Employees Have Meetings On Red Dead Redemption

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Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Boss accidentally turns herself into a potato during an online meeting, and can't figure out how to undo it | tweet by Faceless Old Woman d_overlord Replying PettyClegg and @Quiara potato looks so annoyed with itself

Boss Turns Herself Into Potato During Meeting, Can't Undo It, Puns Ensue

Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

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Funny memes about the start of 2020 | Person - wondering year 2000 20 years ago and wtf happened last 2 decades V tr-h 3 .2 ar? C= 2ar V tr²h 30° 45° 60° tan (0) 10 sin xdx cos x+C v2 sin dx tgx +C, COS COS X Stgxdx cosx 5- tan %3D 2x 60 dx Intg sin x ax +bx +c =0 30° erad dx arcig x xV3 dx B-4ac 5- | Man - 2020 thinking 2015 like 2 years ago

Roundup Of 2020 Memes To Mark The End Of A Decade

Twitter users share their favorite fun facts | tweet by Sawston Wealth SAWSTON @SawstonWealth TH MANAGENMENT #FunFactFriday least rainy place on earth isn't desert. Antarctica gets only 6.5 inches rain or snow per year, making continent with lowest annual rainfall.

People Share Their Favorite Fun Facts

Funny memes about the struggles that '90s kids dealt with | Steven @IAmAhjani 2004 recording yo new ringtone off radio and somebody started makin noise | CONNECTING OK passingpleasantries: remember 2006 accidentally hit internet button on flip phone and then had press end 40 times keep parents paying such luxury S passingpleasantries

Twenty Struggles That Kids Today Won't Understand

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Funny memes about dads and dad jokes | pablo escobar standing around waiting Dads their kids say Feel hungry rather than am hungry. tweet by joshmosh @diss guy My dad told my sisters new boyfriend stand at end picture so he can crop him out she dumped him still cracking up.

22 Dad-Joke Memes For The Connoisseurs Of The Terrible Pun

Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

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