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top weekly white people twitter memes | Person - Axe Murder O @rmccarthyjames all my plans future involve waking up tomorrow with sudden sense discipline and adherence routine have never displayed even once my life 1:35 PM 10/21/20 Twitter Web App 879 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 3,796 Likes

The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.

28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

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Wholesome, Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Faith In Humanity, Random Acts of Kindness | Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus exercising on my balcony and someone stopped at red light got out their car and started working out with did jumping jacks, pointed at each other, and laughed. He got back his car and drove off most human connection l've had 17 days | Panda caretakers disguise teach baby panda live wild.

20+ Loving People Who Restored Our Faith In Humanity

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Twitter thread on canned chicken and English and American food | Francisco Garcia @Ffranciscodgf Always mad Americans talk down British food because don't do fluffernutters just right like their mommy does, yet this is normal and also somehow legal them kitchens Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken PLE FAL HOME ST GOOD Fully Cooked

Cultures Clash In Canned Chicken Thread

Goodbye food pyramid, hello food cylinder.

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Funny trending movie memes, misquotes, miscaptions, movie stills, funny memes | well, Master Wayne suppose this is Batman Begins Alfred the butler | Put Matrix on phone, tell him blow Neo Keanu Reeves

28 Dumb Yet Satisfying 'Movie Title In Movie Lines' Memes

He didn't say that!

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Funny Christian hip-hop video, cringe videos, christianity, evangelists, televangelists | Y'all... Come look at this | This dude said f a moonwalk lemme hit the disciple slide!

Vintage Christian Hip-Hop Performance Brings The Cringe

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Funny Tweets, Twitter, Funny Memes, Epic Fail | Trending United States Zoom Dick | Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. illustration

'Zoom Dick' Is Trending On Twitter And The Internet Has Had Enough

We're officially over 2020.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - LizerReal My 5yo named her new kitten Penis. Penis is female.

Funniest Parenting Tweets

The funny parents of Twitter

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top weekly tweets from white people twitter | Person - Jessie Hewitt @jessie_hewitt student realized my husband and were couple after recognizing same cats zoom bomb both our classes find this simultaneously adorable and bit dystopian.

The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed

17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

"Nothing really matters, anyone can see"

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best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes a picture of cats gathered in a circle next to a car 'Cat - @astralfvck What Are They Discussing . 5:50 AM - Oct 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 108.5K Retweets 12.7K Quote Tweets 540.3K Likes >'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (October 11th, 2020)

The most talked about animals on twitter this week

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cat's reaction to spilled food goes viral on Twitter - thumbnail of cat's reaction to spilled food "just accidentally spilled my cat's food all over the floor and his reaction was.... a lot"

Cat's Reaction To Spilled Food Goes Viral (Twitter Thread)

Priceless

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comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

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funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

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Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally

30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

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Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

Weird times, man.

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