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Woman on Twitter proceeds to shame people for being broke | Melissa Jeanine Follow @melissajknows Years ago first got married wanted make friends with neighbors our new apartment complex break ice baked batch scratch cookies and put them big Tupperware container and gave them girls at office.

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Stepdad realizes that his son snuck a girl into the house after hours, and live tweets the experience | tweet by Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has girl upstairs his room stayed night and my wife doesn't know yet curious on he plans smuggle her out now whole family is awake and now wait.

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Colleague micromanages their office's bagel orders and singles out the employee who is in charge of placing said orders: 'There are bigger things to focus on in an AEC firm'

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