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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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A collection of the dumbest replies that people have received to serious questions | kalidava 5h 1 Award writing construction bid Is standard flooring these units going be tile or vinyl client Yellow."

Ridiculously Clueless Replies To Serious Questions

A collection of ways that employees managed to get their bosses fired | GrumpyScapegoat 3d used math prove their superior severely my boss had underestimated turnover 3+ years row, costing ton money and labor issues. One day earlier boss had screamed at my team until his face went purple, making huge spectacle front entire floor gist were colluding against company by handful us) electing not renew our contracts. Came back with graphs and maths, baby. He demoted and transferred out couple weeks

AskReddit Thread: Ways Workers Got Their Bosses Fired

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Cringey and unsettling facts from AskReddit, disturbing animal facts, yikes, crigneworthy | gkibbe 11h 4 Awards People who handle cockroaches develop allergies them. This usually prevents them drinking pre-ground coffee because cockroaches get grounded with large batches. Reply 21.7k

'Unfun Facts' For People Who Want To Feel Unsettled

Instances where people did not understand how to operate everyday objects | reddit posted by WL14K dropped and ice cube on floor once and threw sink. My roommate at time flabbergasted she had never thought and always put dropped ice cubes garbage.

People That Didn't Understand Everyday Objects

A collection of American habits that Americans didn't realize were so American | Small avocados. Went puerto rico like yo ill have like 6 those stuffed avocados Buddy like yo gringo think underestimate size our avocados here. Just have one and ill being more if want after had half one like football.

American Habits That Are So American

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A collection of things that killed people's interest in others | TheDood715 7h 1 Award She took cat she had adopted and allowed run away because had become noisy at night knew she allowed him run away because day later he came back smelling outside and meowing at her door took him washed him bathroom, and she kept sarcastically saying s cat now Yea, he is, and still have him and he's still annoying and loud but love him anyway s ugliest sort person who selfishly adopts cat while depressed and

Things That Dissolved People's Interest In Their Crushes

People describe the most American things that'd sound crazy to non-Americans | TheTedk 6h Still weirded out about refills and sizes drinks specific soda low bar get drivers license. Traveling between major cities distances are insane especially just feeling completely alone middle nowhere

Most American Things That'd Sound Crazy To Non-Americans

IT workers describe the most ridiculous requests that they've received | soiledpantsforsale 3h Drove 2 hours replace touchscreen monitor had stopped responding; turns out they were wearing gloves used log these type callouts as ID-10-T errors

Ridiculous Requests That IT Workers Received

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AskReddit replies to the creepiest things that sailors witnessed while out at sea | Tyree_Callahan 8h My dad and were sailing Sea Cortez early morning with some patchy surface fog 14 or 15 at time heard sounded like applause distance, but becoming louder could soon see patch disturbed water getting closer and closer and hundreds objects flying out water and splashing back down few them flew out, hit deck boat and bounced back into water. Stingrays whole school them, jumping out water some reason

Most Unnerving Sights That Sailors Witnessed At Sea

People share the most awkward interactions they've had with their crushes | reddit posted by MagicJasoni Finally asked girl out, and she eagerly accepted. About halfway through date, she turns and says know decided stay with my fiancee.

Most Awkward Interactions People Had With Their Crushes

AskReddit users share the fun ways that they confuse or annoy people. | Animal - Don't turn around and face the door like everyone else when you walk onto an elevator. 1.2k Reply

Fun Harmless Ways To Confuse Or Annoy People

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Tattoo artists on AskReddit share stupid requests they turned down | reddit posted by HouseTarg Ex Bf tattoo artist An automatic no is my partners names tattooed here Bloke came asking have Melissa massive letters tattooed around his neck asked why, he said because she dumped him 2 weeks ago.

Tattoo Artists Share Requests They Refused

Frightening Fails | AceD3sign3r 2d 3 years old. Love M&Ms. Find blue ones behind stove. Yum Rat poison

26 Frightening Fails That Should've Killed These Adrenaline-Charged People

big regrets | bertzie. 6h Not taking better care my teeth as child.

Learn From These 18 People Sharing Their Biggest Regrets In Life

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Doctors share their best stories about people "asking for friends" when it was probably for them | Freyja_the_derpyderp 9h My father is doctor and he got call once middle night his call share doctors patient man asked do about bump on his "friends" arm he scratched and something came out. He mentioned leaking little oil now zit. He scratched pimple. Woke whole family up at 3 am because he had page my dad over zit.

Doctors' Best "Asking For A Friend" Stories

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30 'Me and The Boys' Memes That'll Fill You With Nostalgic Immaturity