Make sure you have your insulin ready…

Breakfast of champions

Parents always claim that they're rationing their kiddo's sugar intake for the sake of their child's dental health. It's for their own good, right? Well, we see right through you, Mom and Dad, the real reason you're cutting sugar from your kid's diet is because kids are completely insufferable when they're on a sugar high and unbearably cranky when they're on the come-down.

Who needs sweetener when you have these perfect little faces?

Just like when you used to watch cartoons

Nobody knows how to push a person's buttons quite like a spouse.

Can you hear their tails wagging?

So delicious we could just eat them right up

The tiniest, fluffiest criminals

Just drink a soda

A little sugar, a little spice, and everything red panda

Once you work at a restaurant that serves coffee, you realize just how weirdly people take their morning beverage — loaded up with creamer, sugar, and flavoring. When I worked at a restaurant, I always was weirded out by people who would order a small coffee, and then add 10 sugars, 15 creams, and 5 pumps of flavor. It would cost extra money , and there would be literally a tablespoon of coffee in the drink after adding all that other stuff. But there were regulars who ordered their drinks like…

There's a reason people have been swapping coffee for “healthier” alternatives like green tea and mushroom brews. While green tea also contains caffeine, it also contains L-theanine, an amino acid that promotes calm and helps counteract caffeine's negative effects like insomnia, panic disorders, and anxiety. It's true that a couple of cups of coffee won't kill you, and might make you feel invincible, but people are realizing that the benefits may not outweigh the cost or heart palpitations. Tha…

I'm a rich person who just doesn't have any money

Stray cat with face and mouth sores rescued by concerned citizen. Local shelter finds more medial maladies, but donations are flooding in to cover cat care cost.

Hope she's got dental insurance.