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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Can Karens calm the eff down for five minutes?
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Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go

Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

We should all be reading more.
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Funny random memes | bluehairedunicorn Therapist nice person Friends nice person Family nice person Yeah but if l'm actually shit nudityandnerdery Oh, fuck tricked so many people into thinking l'm nice s just shit am. thefifthemerald This post is very loud | Mitish Bruseum ancient tablet

Funny AF Memes To Help Us All Get Through The Day

Memes will help us get through it all!
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Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

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Funny random memes | sleeping on couch and someone wakes up and tells go bed dog wrapped in a blanket | WRONG SONG COMES ON cITa person stretching out of shower to reach phone

Thirty-One Random Memes For The Enthusiasts Of Dumb Humor

We're all going a little bit insane.
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Funny random memes | Pillow fort couch with curtains that can be rolled down and make a tent | MOS sarcasmmother have trust issues but Putin is on another level #FHV hazmat suit

Thirty-Four Miscellaneous Memes To Defeat The Blues

We've got your daily dose of random entertainment here.
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Funny random memes | relax, just try keep mind organized" my mind: pic of a man smiling and giving a thumbs up while sitting at a desk with two monitors and surrounded by mountains of folders and binders | difference between this and this This is Friendship And this is Love Thanks welcome FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX blue red hearts emojis

Thirty-Four Amusing Memes Worthy Of Some Light Laughs

Humor at your service!
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funny meme about snoop dogg smoking weed and funny tweets | Person -  18 and just bought my first home after years working hard can do too @will ent Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg Boy if don't get yo ass outta Home Depot | Truck - Glad see Snoop Dogg's morning delivery is on schedule

26 Snoop Dogg Memes That'll Make You Want To Drop It Like It's Hot

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Funny memes about corporate America | does "Trickle down" work again? First 1% gets all money And then | Special K CO @lamKarenBoBaran Capitalism 1970 work hard too can be rich Capitalism 1990 work hard few crumbs will fall down Capitalism 2020 should be willing die order save economy top percent Are guys still all this?

16 Greed-Laden Corporate Memes Made Of Billionaire Tears

All hail the corporate overlords!
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funny random tweets | tweet by dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" and gone laugh every time think about | Jaz 7¬D-24 @jungkookwyd_ SHORT PPL Google can go heaven with tattoos People with tattoos will not go heaven. People who drink alcohol will not go heaven. People who eat too much pork will also not go heaven. Short people will not go to heaven

Thirty-One Short & Sweet Twitter Gems

Good things come in small packages.
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Post malone memes galore | Person - why does Post Malone look like Bolbi Jimmy Neutron CER | iMessage Today 8:39 PM Do know Post Malone Yeah he's rapper Well do know about Ho Malone No s classic christmas movie starring macaulay caulkin Delivered

16 Priceless Post Malone Memes That'll Make You Feel Just Like A White Iverson

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Funny tweets, pop-punk and emo bands described using john mulaney quotes | Aaron Blackmer @BLAAAAAAAACKMER Replying ayrbee Taking Back Sunday Hey could pour soup my lap and l'll probably apologize | Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Brand New so horny and angry all time

Genius Twitter Thread Describes Pop-Punk Bands Using John Mulaney Quotes

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Funny random memes | Ah, life is good hiclat 23 @will ent Saladin @ayyubidempire BRO THIS MAN GOT COOKIES SEWING KIT | ask mom her opinion new man. Parasite. abc

Forty-Two Funny Memes To Appease The Boredom Gods

We're delivering entertainment right to your eyeballs.
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Funny random memes | Parents Stop joking around and grow up tann3r IF Look hat. bird wearing a bell as a hat | white guy blinking it's free real estate First guy discover new world must have been like

Forty Entertaining Memes And Tweets For Instant Comedic Relief

Thank glob for the existence of memes.
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Funny parody tweets about coronavirus featuring the Center for Disease Control and hit songs | Dave Connelly @DavidConnelly Replying actioncookbook BEATLES: Yeah got something think understand CDC s Covid-19 BEATLES wanna hold hand CDC: Not advisable BEATLES wanna hold hand CDC: No

Fifteen Parody Tweets About Coronavirus Using Classic Hit Songs

Twitter's makin' light of a terrifying situation.
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Funny and depressing memes about how horrible 2020 has been | person applying clown makeup 2017 was good year 2018 better liked 2019 2020 will be better | the simpsons homer cheering up bart March february january This is worst month 2020 2020 worst month so far

Fourteen Memes About How Comically Horrible 2020 Has Been So Far

We're all doomed.
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