Gotta go fast

The ‘Fast & Furious movies are massively popular. The in-your-face, high-octane Summer blockbusters have entertained the masses for over 20 years at this point. None of this is news to anybody, we've all seen at least one of the mainline entries at some point. As a person who has seen all the movies, I can tell you that they've changed drastically over the years. It started as a stylized action film centered around the world of illegal underground car racing and the people who inhabit it. Throu…

Like it or not, gaining access to a car is a right of passage. It expresses a lot more than your first, unfettered chance to operate a massive object at a high speed throughout your area as a 16-year-old. It's beyond the danger of it. Getting a car is getting your first taste of full-on freedom as a teenager. Although you shouldn't, you could literally go anywhere, at anytime as long as you had the gas money. Here's hoping you were considerate to your protective parents, but the IDEA that you c…

Forget about it cuh

Not to be confused with the cockatiel racecar movie 'Need For Seed'.

Only treats can stop a zoomy session, as taught in the ancient scriptures.

They get close.

No matter what some might say, there really is no such thing as unskilled labor. Whether they’re making your coffee or mopping the floor, pretty much anyone who works for an hourly rate has had to refine what they do until it’s something close to an art form (or at least decent enough that it isn’t going to get them fired). When people don’t always show their gratitude and a raise can be hard to come by, it’s no wonder that some enjoy showing off by taking their skills to social media. This see…

Zoom Zoom Doggo Fast

It's an arms race.

Under 14 seconds, not bad.