35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 25, 2026)

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Woman asks vegetarian partner to consider "Flexitarisnism" while traveling, partner gets mad, wonders if asking was a mistake: 'I very much view the world through food.'

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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': A family gathering of parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (July 25, 2026)

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'One of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony': 100-year-old endangered sea turtle wants to get shell scritches from one specific caretaker who's not allowed to touch her, throwing a tantrum every time she doesn't

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Allergic dad finds an illegally smol void kitten in the middle of the street, but saying goodbye may be the hardest part

Sarah Brown

Employee handles his resignation notice to his boss, but he said he needed a week to "let him know his thoughts." After a while, they ended up meeting, and the boss said: '[he] decided he was still upset and disappointed, but he had my replacement ready '

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The Most Entertaining Takes From TikTok This Week (July 25, 2026)

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18 Brilliant Beginner Dog Training Tips from Experienced Pupper Pawrents

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'She remembered our past kindness and chose us to help her': Rescuers return to their car after a routine stop to find a familiar stray cat has climbed in through the window, and over four trips, brings them every one of her newborn kittens

Ayala Sorotsky

New legal assistant realizes experienced coworker has been quietly setting them up to fail for months, all while looking like the most helpful person in the office: 'Nothing she does is overt enough to report'

Cata Holmes

Wedding guest ignores RSVP deadline and insists on bringing his girlfriend, lashes out when bride says "no"

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A Collection of Cute Koalas to Keep You Cuddled and Fluffed All Week

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30 Cats in Sinks Washing Away Your Weekly Worries

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Woman starts walking and eating healthy, and hates it because it makes her body look more toned: ‘I hate that it works because I have to keep it up. There's no excuses left’

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