The arresting spectacle that is an adult reverting before your eyes, back to red-faced-angry-baby-shit-packed-diaper-mode is unsettling as it is strangely entertaining --- a train-wreck of a mental meltdown, and you can't seem to look away for the life of you. Kind of like impressively immature reality TV that's populated by pompous, psychotically self-concerned, silicone-altered wannabe celebrities that are always jacked up on Svedka and elementary level gossip. Or, or maybe you've experienced one of these shitshows firsthand. Maybe it was a permanent marker-sniffing, cigarette-munching, vaguely homeless woman who was working on a six pack of high life on the bus yesterday, while you and the unfortunate sea of weary spectators were just trying to get home. Yes, that happened on one of the evening commutes to me. Never thought I'd mention it, till now. Well, sit back, buckle up, and be thankful you weren't around for one of these eruptions.
Not all ideas are good ideas and just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
I mean, hell, we've all been here before. Someone 'inceptions' some wack idea into your head and you decide to run with it but all it does is lead you down a road of utter insanity.
These people certainly fail pretty hard at recognizing when and idea is a bad one. When they sat down in that barbers chair and gave him their instructions they really should have thought about it twice.
But the barber's response of "Say no more..." doomed them to be on this list.
I literally can't believe how wrong you've been eating. It's, like, kind of amazing you've even lasted this long. Think about it, while you've been wasting ketchup and using the wrong amount of pasta, there are people on this planet who have been cuttin' checks and snappin' necks.
Do you want to start wheelin' and dealin' with the big boys? Of course, you do.
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