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'I know every phone number... just don't know who they belong to': 20 Funny people who technically told the truth

'I know every phone number... just don't know who they belong to': 20 Funny people who technically told the truth

These people technically told the truth, and that's what counts. We all love a good dad joke, and the internet has a seemingly endless supply. There are people who are overly literal, and there are also those who can't resist annoying people with their goofy senses of humor. Check out these hilarious “technically true” moments below. Then, read about some of the worst concerts these people have ever been to, like one over-booked show where only a quarter of the audience could see the screen .
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Aww Man

Text that reads, "Over the past year I've taken so many 'before' pictures of my body while telling myself I'm going to start working out, I basically just have a slideshow of me getting fatter"
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Literally Every Morning

Tweet that reads, "Me: I hate math; Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late"
Via BigFuckingRocket
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So True

Tumblr post about how middle-aged moms act on Facebook
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Sweet!

Tweet that reads, "Apparently if you smoke you get an extra ten breaks at work"
Via yoshiyum
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That'll Show 'Em

Me of Matthew McConaughey standing over some photographic police evidence under the caption, "Me recreating an argument I had six hours ago with new and better points"
Via WhatBilboHates

Way Too Relatable

Caption that reads, "What I want vs. What I can afford" over a pic of a girl looking out her plane window at the Eiffel Tower, next to another pic of a girl sitting next to a dryer machine looking into it
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NOPE.

Caption that reads, "When you try to kill a bug but then it starts flying" above a pic of a guy freaking out
Via Cantfindmybirthcertificate

Why Is It So Freaking Painful

Pic of a dog looking sad while someone holds a phone up to its ear under the caption, "When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives"
Via PyerseDandridge

Excellent Point!

Tweet that reads, "Took 28 years to realize that no matter what the meeting is about, if you randomly chime in with 'it's just about finding that balance' people will always agree"
Via Beautifulbeard
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This Is Strangely Accurate...

Tweet that reads, "I always get self-conscious buying toilet paper like some high schooler is gonna take a picture of me and post it online with the caption 'lmao this dude poops'"
Via CanWeStopTalkingNow

It's True

Tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"
Via CanWeStopTalkingNow
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