Crushed and crushing

Baby, it's cold outside

Wake up babe it's longing hour

For lone rangers on a journey that must be done solo

It is a Friday night, you have surrendered to your sofa, turned on the TV, and put on some garbage reality show, just to get bored enough to pull your phone from the wooden living room table posted in front of you. Have you gotten a text? No sirree. Just one missed phone call from your mom. You will call her back, you say to yourself. Soon, for sure, totally. Oh, an email from work. Would you look at that. Your eyes move slowly across the different icons… until they reach one specific one. You…

Fastest waddler in the west

No one deserves this. Boys, do better!

Til death do us part, babyyyy

Breakup with your boyfriend, we're bored

He's being transferred to a sanctuary

We all wallow in self-pity sometimes

We're all bored out of our minds.

We're here for ya.