are you really an aficionado if you haven't solved the JonBenét Ramsey case

They're not even sorry

I kind of wish that the film noir genre still existed today outside of Batman movies. Was I counting down the days until The Batman , starring Robert Pattinson, came out? Absolutely I was. But do I wish that we had movies like Mildred Pierce coming out today? Again, absolutely. In the modern mind, noir mostly exists as a parody. There's the detective who talks funny, there's the gorgeous femme fatale he's in love with, there's some kind of murder. These elements are easy to parody and exaggerat…

I have to return some videotapes

One thing's for sure: cats are criminals

The local news : one of my favorite sources of misinformation. For the past 10 years (and honestly, probably even longer than that), every local news station in the country has recycled the same tired warnings about drugs or razor blades being snuck into their children's Halloween candy. They broadcast images of colorful candy-like substances and tell parents to watch out, as drug dealers are dead set on secretly imbuing these devilish substances into the bodies of innocents. Of course, this is…

A purrfect balance, if you ask us

Do they even know what they did?

Crimes against fashion

Don't do crime.