Recent Posts from Christiana Maimone

Hey hey! I'm Christiana, a New Jersey-based freelance writer. I have my BA in English from Ramapo College of New Jersey, but my most prized possession is my cat Phoebe, named after Phoebe Bridgers, of course. You can find some of my other writing on sites like Glam.com, Women.com, and SheCanBeBoth.com! I've also written for Tenafly Magazine, a small local magazine based near my hometown. I'm a Jersey girl, but I love spending my free time in New York City. You can most likely find me at a concert, playing sports with my LGBTQ+ sports league, and spending time with my friends. And to settle the bagel debate, New York bagels are better.

Christiana Maimone

25-year-old woman won't stop stealing her roommate's prescription shampoo: 'She got defensive and said I was being dramatic and acting like a “weirdo hoarder.”'

30-something-year-old gamer stays up all night raging at her game, driving her roommate insane: 'I don’t know what came over me. I opened the container, grabbed the salt, poured a ton of it over her corned beef.'

Rich parents beg people for money online to pay for their kids' sports camp: 'You can make YOUR dream of having a nicer boat or a new Louis bag come true, but other people should be paying for your kids' sports for you?'

Girl takes advantage of her friend who gives her a free place to stay: 'I casually mentioned the internet and water bills, and she literally laughed...Right. Except she was taking 40 minutes showers twice a day.'

Neighbor kids won't stop egg-ing teacher's car, teacher finally cracks: 'I finally had enough and bought a dozen eggs... and delivered a half dozen to the two neighbors' cars'

26-year-old boyfriend refuses to pay his 22-year-old girlfriend back $240 for a scooter that he promised to buy back from her: 'I feel like I helped him out when he was in a tight spot, and now I’m being put in a corner.'

Entitled mom with 5 and 7-year-old kids tries to steal family's movie theater seats that they paid for: 'She [...] tried to make it seem like I was in the wrong to want my seats that I picked and paid for.'

Younger sister gets the ultimate digital karma from her older sis with email spam: 'I ended up putting her email into almost 50 different newsletters and subscriptions to bog up her email.'

Exhausted mom of 3 fakes food poisoning to get a moment to herself: 'I cook, clean, work part-time from home, keep everyone alive, and I haven’t peed alone since 2018.'

Mother draws the line with boundary-crossing daughter-in-law who insists on calling her "mom" despite protest, the daughter-in-law tries to invite herself on a mother-daughter trip with her 20-year-old daughter: 'I told her I will never be her mother.'