She wants no part in it

You could possibly win the lottery if you are really lucky. If, however, your spouse attempted to take advantage of the circumstance and plan the vacation as though she had won the prize from the beginning, how would you react? That is, assuming you overcome the odds and manage to score a complimentary holiday. That's exactly what transpires in the story below. The original poster (OP) had won a trip to California that included 4 tickets. He informed his wife about the wonderful news and expres…

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#HotGirlSummer is out, it's gonna be a chaotic Peter Griffin kind of summer this year!

Feline funnies

Not honoring an employee's schedule when they have been following all the rules and going through the proper channels is about as disrespectful as it gets. When a manager rejects your request to not work a certain shift, the message is clear: your life and commitments do not matter. What matters is this silly arbitrary work schedule that is 100% malleable but apparently, that would require too much critical thinking on the manager's part. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance…

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Joking about cheating on a spouse is unacceptable. Sure, you may fancy yourself a comedian, but putting someone through the emotional turmoil of thinking they were just betrayed is awful. And this dude is exactly that — awful. So, what exactly happened? Well, this couple was enjoying a nice date on their boat, out in the morning sun, when he suddenly became very serious and told her that he had something to tell her. Uh oh, that's never good. Although she was scared, she prompted him to go on.…

No thoughts. Just ducks.

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Cat Tweets for a better day

Customer service work can be difficult at times. The old adage ‘the customer is always right’ can reach unprecedented heights, depending on the circumstances and parties involved. The story that follows is an account of a customer service representative. The Original Poster (OP) was involved in asset finance, namely with regard to land and cars. But in an effort to find a solution, he chose to bring up the issue with his management after encountering an angry client who refused to abide by the…

Smile, we haven't been wiped out by a solar flare today

Birthdays and weddings are supposed to be joyful occasions to celebrate. An appreciation of life and all that it has to offer, a celebration of our past successes and our goals for the future. However, how would you respond if your loved ones decided to compare the two events, painting one as extravagant and the other as inexpensive? Would you take what was said at face value and run with it, or would you end the conversation before it even got started? The story below is an account of a confus…

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