(On my coming out) Dad: Oh dammit, you're sure? Me: Yeah. Dad: You've slept with a woman and y...

Just because your grandmother is over 90 and has never been on a computer before, don't assume sh...

*Very awkwardly trying to explain to my 85-year-old grandmother what a threesome is after she ask...

Mom:(I had just come out to her as gay) Okay, that's fine, and I want you to know I still love yo...