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sister andy! smooch! lol! and that kitteh who has the most fish will lord it over the other until the other sneeks a few fish away!
We had an incident at Petsmart today. A male salesperson got too close and he started screaming at him. :P
I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Mr Lambert, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket* over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
... ... .. I like cats .. ... I lubz katz ... .. .... ... ..... . .. . .... I far king Loves my andykatz! .. .. I like putting lots of dots ... between my phrases ... Some might say I has the crazies .... ... ... .. . . . . . . But, I can't help it, my heart, it blazes. ...... .. .. BRB ... .. .. I need to find a word that rhymes with blazes, ...
Then you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories, infringing their personal freedom! (Good morning, Mrs. Cutout!)
Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh
